Sark Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 She had man hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softfilter Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 George: Wow Keith Hernandez, he's such a great player Jerry: Yeah,he's a real smart guy too. He's a Civil War buff. George: I'd love to be a Civil War buff... What do you have to do to be a buff? Jerry: So biff wants to be a buff. Well sleeping less then 18 hours a day would be a start. GEORGE COSTANZA CAN'T STAND YA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pratt Boy Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I love when Newman says to Keith Hernandez - "Nice game, pretty boy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeman Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 too many to choose, but i like, friut's a gamble, cause it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pratt Boy Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 "These pretzels are making me thirsty!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larks Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 "No soup for you!" . Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high. Jerry: I went out with you. Elaine: That's because my standards are too low. Elaine: Kevin and his friends are nice people! They do good things. They read. Jerry: I read. Elaine: Books, Jerry. Jerry: Oh. I love this show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Jerry: Nothin' much. I slept with Elaine last night. George: Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major. Jerry: I thought you'd like that. George: Oh, this is huge! Jerry: I know. George: All right, okay. Let's go, details. Jerry: No, I can't do details. George: You wha? Jerry: I can't give details. George: No details? Jerry: I'm not in the mood. George: You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anagramking Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Not from an acutal episode, but a pretty funny parody: http://www.frankcaliendo.com/high_bandwidt...ent_center.html Click on the "animation" box (the stack of three boxes that are marked video, animation, and audio), and enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
physics23 Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 QUOTE (anagramking @ Jan 20 2006, 08:49 AM) Not from an acutal episode, but a pretty funny parody: http://www.frankcaliendo.com/high_bandwidt...ent_center.html Click on the "animation" box (the stack of three boxes that are marked video, animation, and audio), and enjoy. Great job with the voices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
physics23 Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 (edited) Jerry: Hey, Kramer if I killed somebody would you turn me in? Kramer: Definitely. Jerry: You're kidding- Kramer: No, no, I would turn you in. Jerry: You would turn me in? Kramer: Phwap, I wouldn't even think about it. Jerry: I can't believe you're a friend of mine. Kramer: What kind of person are you going around killing people? Jerry: Well, I'm sure I had a good reason. Kramer: Well if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next? Jerry: But you know me! Kramer: I thought I DID! Edited January 22, 2006 by physics23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 QUOTE (physics23 @ Jan 22 2006, 01:36 PM) Jerry: Hey, Kramer if I killed somebody would you turn me in? Kramer: Definitely. Jerry: You're kidding- Kramer: No, no, I would turn you in. Jerry: You would turn me in? Kramer: Phwap, I wouldn't even think about it. Jerry: I can't believe you're a friend of mine. Kramer: What kind of person are you going around killing people? Jerry: Well, I'm sure I had a good reason. Kramer: Well if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next? Jerry: But you know me! Kramer: I thought I DID! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
physics23 Posted January 24, 2006 Author Share Posted January 24, 2006 FRANK: Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 SOUP NAZI: Go on! Leave! Get out! WOMAN: But I didn't do anything. SOUP NAZI: Next! ELAINE: Hello. SOUP NAZI: You. You think you can get soup? Please. You're wasting everyone's time. ELAINE: I don't want soup. I can make my own soup. " 5 cups chopped Porcine mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, 3 pounds celery." SOUP NAZI: That is my recipe for wild mushroom. ELAINE: Yeah, that's right. I got 'em all. Cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder, mulligatawny. SOUP NAZI: Mulliga...tawny? ELAINE: .You're through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pratt Boy Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 KRAMER Boxers! How do you wear these things!! Look at that--they're baggin' up, they're rising in! An' there's nothing holding me in place! I'm flippin'! I'm floppin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeman Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 fruit's a gamble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pratt Boy Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 George's phone message.... [on tape, singing] "Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the pho-one. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not hooome." [beep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pratt Boy Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 George: "Moops!" Bubble Boy: "Moors!" George: "Moops!" Bubble Boy: "Moors!" George: "Moops!" Bubble Boy: "Moors!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slanny Ganizat Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I haven't watched a whole lot of episodes, but I like the one where Jerry realizes he's some kind of "Even Steven" and to prove it to Elaine or someone, he throws a $20 bill out the window and immediately Kramer (i think it was Kramer) walks in and pays Jerry $20 that they owed him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 QUOTE (Pratt Boy @ Feb 13 2006, 10:45 AM) George: "Moops!" Bubble Boy: "Moors!" George: "Moops!" Bubble Boy: "Moors!" George: "Moops!" Bubble Boy: "Moors!" That one's a classic! "That's not Moops you jerk, it's a misprint!" That episode is one of my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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