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QUOTE (tick @ Jan 8 2006, 10:18 PM)
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oh my god i wish i was cool enough to actually know these people and not have to stare at their picture on the internet all day!

It's ok, Tick, we all know how you feel... *Pat on the back*

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Look out world, you're in trouble.....

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE (tick @ Jan 8 2006, 06:18 PM)
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oh my god we love goobers penus!

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stop girls, you're embarassing me!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

actually, truth be told, i only slept with 4 of them...

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QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 8 2006, 04:00 PM)
my favorite foods:

fresh bloodstream sandwiches

caribou ice cream candles

porcelain God rocks with special sauce

heated kneecap factories au gratin

falsetto gumdrop partridges on a wiggle wagon

stupified egg sacks from morocco

rice pilaf with monkeys

dipping soda for donkey bongs

licorice pizza with nostril enflarements

fresh pus on baked bread with steamed orbs

sharpie tips with cracked ham slabs on an ocean roll

fungus butter

mocha slappies with elbow grease

mystery mutton

siberian plaster fudge ankle lumps

feline fritters

my favorite beverages:

 

an ice cold glass of cerebral spinal fluid

 

pus smoothie

 

manflesh milkshakes with real butter

 

frosty mugs of coco chanel

 

beer salads with rubber tongs

 

thinly-sliced egg nog

 

fresh rodent and rododendrum juice

 

hot sap in a brandy snifter

 

brainsplittingly cold sodapopcoke with melted lollipops

 

grain alcohol alka-seltzer

 

root beer snazzies

 

hot lava with sliced lemon

 

the pacific ocean (all of it)

 

fresh bloodstream sandwiches

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QUOTE (tick @ Jan 9 2006, 02:35 PM)
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support your local chapter of V.A.A.

vampires against arthritis.

cause when your joints are crippled, it really sucks.

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QUOTE (tick @ Jan 9 2006, 06:57 PM)
QUOTE (tick @ Jan 9 2006, 02:35 PM)
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support your local chapter of V.A.A.

vampires against arthritis.

cause when your joints are crippled, it really sucks.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c358/viewmastergeneral/bela.jpg

 

Blah.... if it wasn't for my Vampire's Arthritis... I vood haf no problem carrying my meal to the kitcheen. Blah. There should be an association for I am one Vampire that is truly Against Arthritis. Blah.

 

 

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YOU WANT A PIECE OF US !

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QUOTE (tick @ Jan 9 2006, 02:35 PM)
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vell, there vuz this vun time i bit this diseased girl, i vound up vith the jawk jaw.

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THE VENTRILOQUIST

 

 

 

A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out rude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.

 

 

"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. I'ts because of you that I have to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."

 

"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn'tmean to hurt your feelings." "Shut Up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"

 

 

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/VENTRILOQUIST4.gif

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