Tick Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 the little lights aren't twinkling clark , i know art ,and thanks for noticing . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 4 2006, 09:23 PM) http://www.miqel.com/randompics/archive-random/erikandbev.jpg http://www.chipita.it/images/prodotti/minibakerolls.jpg honey wood you marry me, and make me the happiest tree in the forrest ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defrushfan01 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 6 2006, 09:38 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 4 2006, 09:23 PM) http://www.miqel.com/randompics/archive-random/erikandbev.jpg http://www.chipita.it/images/prodotti/minibakerolls.jpg honey wood you marry me, and make me the happiest tree in the forrest ! Honey i have something to tell you....you know that tree in the back yard? Well, that was....YOUR SISTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 notice i remain calm, i do that because im the govenor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 http://www.miqel.com/info_files/look-over-here.jpg http://www.johnlund.com/images/SpaDog_johnlund.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 7, 2006 Author Share Posted January 7, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 6 2006, 07:06 PM) http://www.miqel.com/info_files/look-over-here.jpg http://www.johnlund.com/images/SpaDog_johnlund.jpg silence of the lambs ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 The Forlorn Apple One day a forlorn and lonely apple decided to try his hand in the stock market, so he packed up and moved to the big city, dreams of golden banans in his, erm... head. The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Death Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 6 2006, 08:56 PM) The Forlorn Apple One day a forlorn and lonely apple decided to try his hand in the stock market, so he packed up and moved to the big city, dreams of golden banans in his, erm... head. The End. He should've watered the pancakes... *Cries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 The Forlorn Orange One day a forlorn and lonely orange decided to try her hand in the fishing industry, so she packed up and moved to a small harbor town, dreams of smelly fish in her, erm... head. The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 The Smelly Fish One day a forlorn, lonely and smelly fish decided to try his hand at acting, so he packed up and moved to Los Angeles, dreams of being a big Hollywood movie star in his smelly fish head. He got a job as an extra in a feature film for a scene taking place at a farmer's market. He was selling produce, primarily apples and oranges. This struck him as somehow strange... The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 7, 2006 Author Share Posted January 7, 2006 then i walked through the whirly swirly , gum drops. through the candy cane forrest. and right through the lincoln tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 http://www.miqel.com/info_files/not_yet_lost.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 7 2006, 03:28 AM) http://www.miqel.com/info_files/not_yet_lost.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Can't wait for those numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 My Pet Rocks... http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/bones-whale-closeup.jpg I keep them out back in there Rock house.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 7, 2006 Author Share Posted January 7, 2006 on one cold morning, we ran out of gravity in my house. as i was waking up i accidently rolled out of bed and hit my head on the ceiling, that really sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 7 2006, 09:54 AM) on one cold morning, we ran out of gravity in my house. as i was waking up i accidently rolled out of bed and hit my head on the ceiling, that really sucked. YOU TOO??? I never discussed this with anyone before but one time, the entire space/time continuum had been altered and I awoke to the sounds of muskets and cannons to find my house had been somehow taken to the time of the Revolutionary War. I went to my gun cabinet and walked out to the scene of battle with my AK and an Uzi. I decimated the Red Coats in a matter of minutes. I returned to my house where the children were all staring out the window at the carnage I had unleashed. The Patriot army were all aghast and too afraid to say anything. As I closed the door and took my still smoking guns to the locker, time righted itself again. There is no mention of this in the history books, but i'm sure it played quite a big part in Britain's retreat and final loss of the war. Oh... and when the gravity thing happens again. Just stay in bed till it's over. Some days it lasts awhile, but usually five... ten minutes tops is all it goes for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 7, 2006 Author Share Posted January 7, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2006, 10:06 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Jan 7 2006, 09:54 AM) on one cold morning, we ran out of gravity in my house. as i was waking up i accidently rolled out of bed and hit my head on the ceiling, that really sucked. YOU TOO??? I never discussed this with anyone before but one time, the entire space/time continuum had been altered and I awoke to the sounds of muskets and cannons to find my house had been somehow taken to the time of the Revolutionary War. I went to my gun cabinet and walked out to the scene of battle with my AK and an Uzi. I decimated the Red Coats in a matter of minutes. I returned to my house where the children were all staring out the window at the carnage I had unleashed. The Patriot army were all aghast and too afraid to say anything. As I closed the door and took my still smoking guns to the locker, time righted itself again. There is no mention of this in the history books, but i'm sure it played quite a big part in Britain's retreat and final loss of the war. Oh... and when the gravity thing happens again. Just stay in bed till it's over. Some days it lasts awhile, but usually five... ten minutes tops is all it goes for. holy crap ! your killin me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 7 2006, 10:33 AM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2006, 10:06 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Jan 7 2006, 09:54 AM) on one cold morning, we ran out of gravity in my house. as i was waking up i accidently rolled out of bed and hit my head on the ceiling, that really sucked. YOU TOO??? I never discussed this with anyone before but one time, the entire space/time continuum had been altered and I awoke to the sounds of muskets and cannons to find my house had been somehow taken to the time of the Revolutionary War. I went to my gun cabinet and walked out to the scene of battle with my AK and an Uzi. I decimated the Red Coats in a matter of minutes. I returned to my house where the children were all staring out the window at the carnage I had unleashed. The Patriot army were all aghast and too afraid to say anything. As I closed the door and took my still smoking guns to the locker, time righted itself again. There is no mention of this in the history books, but i'm sure it played quite a big part in Britain's retreat and final loss of the war. Oh... and when the gravity thing happens again. Just stay in bed till it's over. Some days it lasts awhile, but usually five... ten minutes tops is all it goes for. holy crap ! your killin me ! Why? Were you one of the REDCOATS??? How did you escape the carnage and make it to the 21st century??? I WILL have my answers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 7, 2006 Author Share Posted January 7, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2006, 10:35 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Jan 7 2006, 10:33 AM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2006, 10:06 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Jan 7 2006, 09:54 AM) on one cold morning, we ran out of gravity in my house. as i was waking up i accidently rolled out of bed and hit my head on the ceiling, that really sucked. YOU TOO??? I never discussed this with anyone before but one time, the entire space/time continuum had been altered and I awoke to the sounds of muskets and cannons to find my house had been somehow taken to the time of the Revolutionary War. I went to my gun cabinet and walked out to the scene of battle with my AK and an Uzi. I decimated the Red Coats in a matter of minutes. I returned to my house where the children were all staring out the window at the carnage I had unleashed. The Patriot army were all aghast and too afraid to say anything. As I closed the door and took my still smoking guns to the locker, time righted itself again. There is no mention of this in the history books, but i'm sure it played quite a big part in Britain's retreat and final loss of the war. Oh... and when the gravity thing happens again. Just stay in bed till it's over. Some days it lasts awhile, but usually five... ten minutes tops is all it goes for. holy crap ! your killin me ! Why? Were you one of the REDCOATS??? How did you escape the carnage and make it to the 21st century??? I WILL have my answers!!! well ya see ,i was a redcoat, but, i dyed my jacket blue. so no one ever knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 7 2006, 10:41 AM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2006, 10:35 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Jan 7 2006, 10:33 AM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2006, 10:06 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Jan 7 2006, 09:54 AM) on one cold morning, we ran out of gravity in my house. as i was waking up i accidently rolled out of bed and hit my head on the ceiling, that really sucked. YOU TOO??? I never discussed this with anyone before but one time, the entire space/time continuum had been altered and I awoke to the sounds of muskets and cannons to find my house had been somehow taken to the time of the Revolutionary War. I went to my gun cabinet and walked out to the scene of battle with my AK and an Uzi. I decimated the Red Coats in a matter of minutes. I returned to my house where the children were all staring out the window at the carnage I had unleashed. The Patriot army were all aghast and too afraid to say anything. As I closed the door and took my still smoking guns to the locker, time righted itself again. There is no mention of this in the history books, but i'm sure it played quite a big part in Britain's retreat and final loss of the war. Oh... and when the gravity thing happens again. Just stay in bed till it's over. Some days it lasts awhile, but usually five... ten minutes tops is all it goes for. holy crap ! your killin me ! Why? Were you one of the REDCOATS??? How did you escape the carnage and make it to the 21st century??? I WILL have my answers!!! well ya see ,i was a redcoat, but, i dyed my jacket blue. so no one ever knew. Bastard. This is why you are having the gravity problems. You can't fool mother nature. That and you've been cursed by SullySue. You are indeed a condemnd man for your coat dieing actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 7, 2006 Author Share Posted January 7, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 5 2006, 09:23 PM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 5 2006, 08:19 PM) http://www.miqel.com/records/clp_geraldine_1.jpg I have come to embrace the love that dare not speak it's name. honey, i was checking into my family tree and i found out , i am the tree !!! my daddy was'nt a redcoat, but i think he was a redwood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 7, 2006 Author Share Posted January 7, 2006 guys did ya ever put on a new dress shirt and find theres still a pin in it ? ouch ! funny thing is i cant remember the last time i went bowling ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thestand Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 7 2006, 12:05 PM) guys did ya ever put on a new dress shirt and find theres still a pin in it ? ouch ! funny thing is i cant remember the last time i went bowling ? Yea, I got about 4 dress shirts this past Jesus Day. I also have 4 holes in my back. I think I should've phrased that differently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 it really sucks with underwear. OUCH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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