Alsgalpal Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I'm hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 11, 2006 Author Share Posted January 11, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 11 2006, 12:56 PM) http://www.imperialmajesty.com/Regal%20Empress%20All%20Menu%20File%20Picture%202005/Embarkation%20Lunch%20Buffet/Mashed%20Potato.jpg hildas famous potato cassarole, yummy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 11 2006, 01:10 PM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 11 2006, 12:56 PM) http://www.imperialmajesty.com/Regal%20Empress%20All%20Menu%20File%20Picture%202005/Embarkation%20Lunch%20Buffet/Mashed%20Potato.jpg hildas famous potato cassarole, yummy ! my daughter had braces put on her teeth yesterday and that's about all she wants to eat is mashed potatoes...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 http://www.giantsandgirls.com/images/beyond/ifm2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 http://www.giantsandgirls.com/images/mummystomb3.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 http://www.giantsandgirls.com/images/beyond/creatblklag2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was the Giants And Girls thread... My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 11, 2006 Author Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=odd+people/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=1274ttp1s/EXP=1137092454/*-http%3A//www.echelon.be/pictures/images/zDSC00169.jpg for my next song, id like to play crash into me. Edited January 11, 2006 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I don't get this thread...here have an art garfunkel http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38791000/jpg/_38791227_art150.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 He looks a little lonely, so................ http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/photo14.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) they both look a little lonely still, so... http://www.webialist.com/ottawa/archives/2005/may11.jpg Edited January 11, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 11, 2006 Author Share Posted January 11, 2006 QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Jan 11 2006, 02:18 PM) I don't get this thread...here have an art garfunkel http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38791000/jpg/_38791227_art150.jpg bullshit, i say you do get it. you definetly get it. im very cultural by the way, i love art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleAgent420 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 (edited) Here's sleestaks http://www.clicks.com/phoenix/images/Sleestak.jpg Edited January 12, 2006 by DoubleAgent420 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 QUOTE (DoubleAgent420 @ Jan 11 2006, 08:55 PM) Here's a sleestak http://www.tvacres.com/images/sleestak_enik2.jpg where i dont see ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 So he says to me, "THIS is Not MY cow....my cow quacks louder" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 (edited) http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=weird+people/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11rtmut8b/EXP=1137118166/*-http%3A//bang.esc.net.au/~mapie/crazy.jpg what me worry ? Edited January 12, 2006 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisibleairwaves Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 11 2006, 09:25 PM) http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=weird+people/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11rtmut8b/EXP=1137118166/*-http%3A//bang.esc.net.au/~mapie/crazy.jpg what me worry ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 11 2006, 09:25 PM) http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=weird+people/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11rtmut8b/EXP=1137118166/*-http%3A//bang.esc.net.au/~mapie/crazy.jpg well , do i get the job ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 11 2006, 01:55 PM) http://www.giantsandgirls.com/images/beyond/ifm2.jpg yeah baby , im gettin laid tonight !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 (edited) The Flubbinator It was a monster, and it lived like a rabid vampire in the highest turret of my mind castle, his gleaming claws alive like razorblade toadstools, his thickly lacquered and richly-veined wings spread like a cloak over an already quivering eyeball. If you twitter into infinity with nose goblins that shriek when exposed to moisture and moonlight, it's safe to say you have driven off the dream's edge, to lay motionless like a lollipop exposed to the coral-cool Martian air for the first time, like a cracker hammer dripping with rare ointments and linaments. It is only at this time that you pass through the wilderness of firecrackers to emerge unscathed many fathoms beneath the lake, a crusted pitchfork in one hand, a meat eating orb of green clay in the other - exposed like a lacerated duck quacking the alphabet in many tongues and singing rare white elephant folk tales from the 16th century. You have tripped into the world, whip cream guzzling from your fingertips as red ants expose every weakness - forever, indisiputably, The Flubbinator. Edited January 12, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT JAWK JAW. "a white knuckle thrill ride, the years best" -u.s.a. today "jawk jaw is a mind blowing experiance, i think i lost mine." -earl dittman wireless magazine. "its the feel good thread of the year" -peter travers , rolling stone magazine. "two big thumbs up, way up." ebert and roper ,at the movies "i cried ,i laughed, i threw up twice."- jim ringman entertainment weakly. "its like nothing you've ever seen or are likely to again"-pete townshend -the who. "jawk jaw is sensitive, poinyant, and totally stupid."- time magazine. "an ensamble cast like no other" -cheff boyardee. " i took a jouney inside the mind of tick, mommy i want to go home." -christian science monitor. "tick is the one to watch in 06 ,if you've never seen jawk jaw , nows the time to get on board." -captain stubing ,the love boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 The Cryogenic Cosmosphere If you were a lantern spurting hot oil like a filament explosion, you would be sad too. Film at 11. Someone has tampered with the cryogenic cosmosphere as it is no longer fluctuating on screeching ultravoilet frequencies, but forming a puddle of deep flourescent blue diodes that have gone supersonic to the point that eyeflowers have grown wormpetals. I'll call with whalesong for the magnets to come and eat the eardrums. As a result of the heavier haunches that the cosmosphere now emitted, the leopard had other spots we never discussed, crumbcakes danced a Hungarian jig while sprouting wonka bars, pumper stumps flew across landscapes of ice while snuffing out butterflames, trajectories set for the Indian Ocean started oscillating into pretty polka-dotted spiral patterns like Bing Crosby on a bad hair day, chestnuts floated digaonally to meet their collective destinies on Mt. Fuji and orange oscilloscopes marinated coffee beans to a golden brown, yet light ochre liquid that tasted like Mesopotamian marbles and parmesian sandwich cluster screaming steam cleaners. This is the simian response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 (edited) QUOTE (tick @ Jan 12 2006, 10:43 AM) WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT JAWK JAW. "a white knuckle thrill ride, the years best" -u.s.a. today "jawk jaw is a mind blowing experiance, i think i lost mine." -earl dittman wireless magazine. "its the feel good thread of the year" -peter travers , rolling stone magazine. "two big thumbs up, way up." ebert and roper ,at the movies "i cried ,i laughed, i threw up twice."- jim ringman entertainment weakly. "its like nothing you've ever seen or are likely to again"-pete townshend -the who. "jawk jaw is sensitive, poinyant, and totally stupid."- time magazine. "an ensamble cast like no other" -cheff boyardee. " i took a jouney inside the mind of tick, mommy i want to go home." -christian science monitor. "tick is the one to watch in 06 ,if you've never seen jawk jaw , nows the time to get on board." -captain stubing ,the love boat. "tick is like a mad scientiest on acid with bad spelling" - rushgoober Edited January 12, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 cutting onions really makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?) There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam, however) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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