Necromancer Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 12 2006, 01:59 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Jan 12 2006, 10:43 AM) WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT JAWK JAW. "a white knuckle thrill ride, the years best" -u.s.a. today "jawk jaw is a mind blowing experiance, i think i lost mine." -earl dittman wireless magazine. "its the feel good thread of the year" -peter travers , rolling stone magazine. "two big thumbs up, way up." ebert and roper ,at the movies "i cried ,i laughed, i threw up twice."- jim ringman entertainment weakly. "its like nothing you've ever seen or are likely to again"-pete townshend -the who. "jawk jaw is sensitive, poinyant, and totally stupid."- time magazine. "an ensamble cast like no other" -cheff boyardee. " i took a jouney inside the mind of tick, mommy i want to go home." -christian science monitor. "tick is the one to watch in 06 ,if you've never seen jawk jaw , nows the time to get on board." -captain stubing ,the love boat. "tick is like a mad scientiest on acid with bad spelling" - rushgoober "jawk jaw is the funniest thing since "do you pee in the shower" thread. - Necromancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Corrosion Therapy When mustard corrodes, it creates a film. Broken down, the molecular structure of that film is not dissimilar from certain radioactive isotopes that are found in most shaving creams. To say that has anything to do with the ephemeral nature of butter would be not only erroneous, but misleading, and I'd like to explain why... Just then a shadow moved across the face of the earth, showering the planet with metallic ribbons that fluttered intra-dimensionally, causing polygamy to explode in popularity among many western cultures, not to mention the effervescent, billowing fragrant rainbows that caused the waters to recede and large hams to suddenly glaze themselves. Many years later, the fungus lay in a heap along the roadsides of olde, children burned themselves on theta waves from the alpha dimension while wearing socks of many textures, alfalfa sprouts became intermarried and creamy sheep butter was the shaving cream of choice among polygamists from the North. I still get warm buttersleeves just thinking about the warm corrosive film that gives off a chestnut lard scent that causes my skin to peel in multilayered hues that are dazzling to two of my nine senses, rendering me helpless, ephemeral and ultimately, radioactive. My chest is like a large ham and I delight in the first cut - mmmmm, ham! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisibleairwaves Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 (edited) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 12 2006, 05:39 PM) Corrosion Therapy When mustard corrodes, it creates a film. Broken down, the molecular structure of that film is not dissimilar from certain radioactive isotopes that are found in most shaving creams. To say that has anything to do with the ephemeral nature of butter would be not only erroneous, but misleading, and I'd like to explain why... Just then a shadow moved across the face of the earth, showering the planet with metallic ribbons that fluttered intra-dimensionally, causing polygamy to explode in popularity among many western cultures, not to mention the effervescent, billowing fragrant rainbows that caused the waters to recede and large hams to suddenly glaze themselves. Many years later, the fungus lay in a heap along the roadsides of olde, children burned themselves on theta waves from the alpha dimension while wearing socks of many textures, alfalfa sprouts became intermarried and creamy sheep butter was the shaving cream of choice among polygamists from the North. I still get warm buttersleeves just thinking about the warm corrosive film that gives off a chestnut lard scent that causes my skin to peel in multilayered hues that are dazzling to two of my nine senses, rendering me helpless, ephemeral and ultimately, radioactive. My chest is like a large ham and I delight in the first cut - mmmmm, ham! http://www.geocities.com/ksmoove99/The-WTF-award.jpg Edited January 12, 2006 by invisibleairwaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 12 2006, 06:43 PM) WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT JAWK JAW. "a white knuckle thrill ride, the years best" -u.s.a. today "jawk jaw is a mind blowing experiance, i think i lost mine." -earl dittman wireless magazine. "its the feel good thread of the year" -peter travers , rolling stone magazine. "two big thumbs up, way up." ebert and roper ,at the movies "i cried ,i laughed, i threw up twice."- jim ringman entertainment weakly. "its like nothing you've ever seen or are likely to again"-pete townshend -the who. "jawk jaw is sensitive, poinyant, and totally stupid."- time magazine. "an ensamble cast like no other" -cheff boyardee. " i took a jouney inside the mind of tick, mommy i want to go home." -christian science monitor. "tick is the one to watch in 06 ,if you've never seen jawk jaw , nows the time to get on board." -captain stubing ,the love boat. And from this side of the pond: What the f*ck is jawk jaw?!- Jock McFarlane, Highland News(incorporating Sheep Fanciers Monthly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 12 2006, 05:39 PM) Corrosion Therapy When mustard corrodes, it creates a film. Broken down, the molecular structure of that film is not dissimilar from certain radioactive isotopes that are found in most shaving creams. To say that has anything to do with the ephemeral nature of butter would be not only erroneous, but misleading, and I'd like to explain why... Just then a shadow moved across the face of the earth, showering the planet with metallic ribbons that fluttered intra-dimensionally, causing polygamy to explode in popularity among many western cultures, not to mention the effervescent, billowing fragrant rainbows that caused the waters to recede and large hams to suddenly glaze themselves. Many years later, the fungus lay in a heap along the roadsides of olde, children burned themselves on theta waves from the alpha dimension while wearing socks of many textures, alfalfa sprouts became intermarried and creamy sheep butter was the shaving cream of choice among polygamists from the North. I still get warm buttersleeves just thinking about the warm corrosive film that gives off a chestnut lard scent that causes my skin to peel in multilayered hues that are dazzling to two of my nine senses, rendering me helpless, ephemeral and ultimately, radioactive. My chest is like a large ham and I delight in the first cut - mmmmm, ham! wow , sounds like a great tim burton movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/brain-eaters.jpg Edited January 13, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/crawling-eye.jpg http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/invasion-of-saucer-men.jpg http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/battle-in-outer-space.jpg Edited January 13, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/mysterians.jpg http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/planet-of-vampires.jpg http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/cosmic-man.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/brain-that-wouldnt-die.jpg http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/earth-vs-flying-saucers.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/mole-people.jpg http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/man-from-planet-X.jpg http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/not-of-this-earth.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/4D-man.jpg http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/invaders-from-mars.jpg Edited January 13, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rushgoober Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/it-came-from-outer-space.jpg http://www.cinemacom.com/50s-sci-fi/this-island-earth-3.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) http://www.wimeuverman.nl/images/pigs.jpg Edited January 13, 2006 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) if the gravy is hard , its lard . Edited January 13, 2006 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/ICE_AGE-1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 QUOTE (slacker @ Jan 12 2006, 11:49 PM) http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/ICE_AGE-1.jpg sometimes you feel like a nut , sometimes you dont, almond joys got nuts , mounds dont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rushgoober Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) http://www.los40.com/los40media/los40/media/200403/26/actualidad/noticias/20040326l40l40not_18_I_SCO.jpg Edited January 13, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00206/Wham__206711a.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rushgoober Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was the Post Pictures of Wham! thread... My bad. http://www.bookpalace.com/acatalog/Wham.jpg Edited January 13, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/images/tv/showtitles/emeril_live.jpg did someone say BAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 13 2006, 09:50 AM) http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/wham.jpg YEAH HOGAN ,STONE COLD , ITS YOU TWO AND US ,STEEL CAGE ,WRESTLEMANIA 63546 ! BE THERE BROTHERS ! w.w.e.'s new tag team ,the tuffies ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 be pompous, obese and eat cactus. live in a swamp and be three dimentionl. critisize things you dont know about. be oblong and have your knees removed. be obsequius, purple, and claivoiant. be dull boring and omnipressent. put a live chicken in your underwear. get all excited and go to a yawning festival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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