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So, last week I decided I had been drinking too much lately, and was going to take some time off from that sort of thing.

 

Lo and behold, I then come down with a truly awful horrible illness, some flulike thing that has just floored me in the past few days. Yesterday I felt better, and thought it was going away, but today it returned with a vengeance. I feel like complete shit. The only reason I am typing this now is because I have already slept so much today I can't sleep anymore, and it gives me something to do other than concentrate on how crappy I feel. Truly, I can't remember a time when I felt this bad from illness.

 

The clear Moral -- don't stop drinking, or your body will go to hell.

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YO HO DPR! Yours isn't the first such case Ive heard of. I've heard of many people who get sick when quiting some substance or other: drink, smoke, snort, etc. I think the immune system gets used to a certain status quo in the body and takes time to adjust to a new balance. Just my crazy little conspiracy theory. wacko.gif
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QUOTE (Weakly Criminal @ Dec 18 2005, 08:21 AM)
YO HO DPR! Yours isn't the first such case Ive heard of. I've heard of many people who get sick when quiting some substance or other: drink, smoke, snort, etc. I think the immune system gets used to a certain status quo in the body and takes time to adjust to a new balance. Just my crazy little conspiracy theory. wacko.gif

I always thought this was called 'withdrawal symptoms' - the reason why so many people die through drink and drugs.

 

Alcohol is good for you, but only in small quantities.

 

To feel worse because you stop drinking is worrying

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QUOTE (rickyrob @ Dec 18 2005, 07:22 AM)
QUOTE (Weakly Criminal @ Dec 18 2005, 08:21 AM)
YO HO DPR!  Yours isn't the first such case Ive heard of.  I've heard of many people who get sick when quiting some substance or other: drink, smoke, snort, etc.  I think the immune system gets used to a certain status quo in the body and takes time to adjust to a new balance. Just my crazy little conspiracy theory. wacko.gif

I always thought this was called 'withdrawal symptoms' - the reason why so many people die through drink and drugs.

 

Alcohol is good for you, but only in small quantities.

 

To feel worse because you stop drinking is worrying

Yeah, what he said. goodpost.gif

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QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Dec 12 2005, 09:27 PM)
So, last week I decided I had been drinking too much lately, and was going to take some time off from that sort of thing. 

Lo and behold, I then come down with a truly awful horrible illness, some flulike thing that has just floored me in the past few days.  Yesterday I felt better, and thought it was going away, but today it returned with a vengeance.  I feel like complete shit.  The only reason I am typing this now is because I have already slept so much today I can't sleep anymore, and it gives me something to do other than concentrate on how crappy I feel.  Truly, I can't remember a time when I felt this bad from illness. 

The clear Moral -- don't stop drinking, or your body will go to hell.

Sounds like Bird Flu. yes.gif

 

I should know. I have it too. eh.gif 062802puke_prv.gif

 

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QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Dec 18 2005, 05:20 PM)
Drinking is good, if you do it enough that you dont feel a damn thing. Not even the next day.

sad.gif Hmm, unfortunately, my mother thought the same way, and drank herself to an early grave... sad.gif

 

at least I can say I out-lived her

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QUOTE (rickyrob @ Dec 18 2005, 02:18 PM)
QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Dec 18 2005, 05:20 PM)
Drinking is good, if you do it enough that you dont feel a damn thing. Not even the next day.

sad.gif Hmm, unfortunately, my mother thought the same way, and drank herself to an early grave... sad.gif

 

at least I can say I out-lived her

I didn't mean drinking to an early grave. I just mean, that you are still drunk when you wake up, and then it wears off, and then you just take a nap later, and then when you wake up, the hangover is gone. biggrin.gif

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QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Dec 18 2005, 10:39 PM)
QUOTE (rickyrob @ Dec 18 2005, 02:18 PM)
QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Dec 18 2005, 05:20 PM)
Drinking is good, if you do it enough that you dont feel a damn thing. Not even the next day.

sad.gif Hmm, unfortunately, my mother thought the same way, and drank herself to an early grave... sad.gif

 

at least I can say I out-lived her

I didn't mean drinking to an early grave. I just mean, that you are still drunk when you wake up, and then it wears off, and then you just take a nap later, and then when you wake up, the hangover is gone. biggrin.gif

precisely - I rest my case

 

exactly what she used to do

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O.K. I have heard a theory on the benefits of drinking . every one says drinking kills brain cells which is true . however research shows liquor targets the weaker dying cells which are replaced with new healthy cells . SSSooo drinking makes you smarter cool.gif 2.gif martini_shaken.gif
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QUOTE (rotyb @ Mar 22 2006, 09:12 PM)
O.K. I have heard a theory on the benefits of drinking . every one says drinking kills brain cells which is true . however research shows liquor targets the weaker dying cells which are replaced with new healthy cells . SSSooo drinking makes you smarter cool.gif 2.gif martini_shaken.gif

Of course, haven't you heard of bud"weiser" ?

 

 

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i can't find a picture for it damnit but i had the tastiest bottle of beer last night. it was corked and in the belgian style but man this could easily compete with some of belgium's finest yes.gif i think it's brewed in oregon if i remember the label correctly.

 

it's called TWELVE somewhere in it's name and you gotta drink it out of some kind of glass (a goblet works nicely yes.gif ). for obvious reasons it is very high in alcohol, but man it was like enjoying the finest, cleanest, most sumptuous ale on a chilly night in belgium :hohoho:

 

except that we drinking it in a SANTA ANA parking lot; going to see the *DEICIDE showe.

 

bottom line: if you like getting good head from your beers, you will absolutely love the head this beer gives yes.gif applaudit.gif

 

the show was like whateverz but you can guarantee i pimped that whole place hard because :moneytalks: and we always try to maximize the experience!

 

EDIT: beer is good for you

 

:belgianale: yes.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* the singer plays a RIK and it is muddy as all hell angry.gif fists crying.gif

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QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Dec 12 2005, 09:27 PM)
So, last week I decided I had been drinking too much lately, and was going to take some time off from that sort of thing.

should have had some nice lbeer-yeast at the end of a nice pour for your body to go "hmm; what's this?" and "thank you, DPR"

 

yes.gif

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