IbanezJem Posted March 3 Author Share Posted March 3 32 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards. Er I, I'm afraid Robert's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er... excuse me a moment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Er I, I'm afraid Robert's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er... excuse me a moment. Severely damaged my Mars bar. Shall I ever see River Grove bus station again? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 3 Author Share Posted March 3 27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Severely damaged my Mars bar. Shall I ever see River Grove bus station again? Just two minutes from this thread. The manager Mr Luigi 73 will be pleased to welcome you and introduce you to a wide variety of famous Sicilian delicacies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Just two minutes from this thread. The manager Mr Luigi 73 will be pleased to welcome you and introduce you to a wide variety of famous Sicilian delicacies. There may be a little delay. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 4 Author Share Posted March 4 19 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: There may be a little delay. Well did you er, did you see anyone take it, anyone hanging around or... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well did you er, did you see anyone take it, anyone hanging around or... I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction. I looked around but could not see the target. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 6 Author Share Posted March 6 On 3/4/2023 at 6:34 PM, blackhawkrush said: I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction. I looked around but could not see the target. Right, er, all right sergeant leave this to me. Er, now then sir, you are Attila the Hun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Right, er, all right sergeant leave this to me. Er, now then sir, you are Attila the Hun. Hi, Uncle Tom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 6 Author Share Posted March 6 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Hi, Uncle Tom. We're squatters, baby. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: We're squatters, baby. This was put up for five pounds and thirty bob for Janet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 6 Author Share Posted March 6 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: This was put up for five pounds and thirty bob for Janet. Oh there's nobody here of that name. It's Mrs G. Pinnet. 46 Egernon Road. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh there's nobody here of that name. It's Mrs G. Pinnet. 46 Egernon Road. My little fruit salad, I can wait for you no longer. You must be mine utterly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 On 1/15/2023 at 9:33 PM, IbanezJem said: I'm not really a gorilla. For meteorologists, spring starts on 1 March and runs until 31 May. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Beware! There are Lama's!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 1 hour ago, Weakly Criminal said: Beware! There are Lama's!!! You don't frighten us, Texas pigdogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 13 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You don't frighten us, Texas pigdogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. Ah, Texas, Arizona, Kit Carson Super Scout. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 30 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah, Texas, Arizona, Kit Carson Super Scout. Well, this is a scheduled flight to Cuba. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Well, this is a scheduled flight to Cuba. Tell me, what is the principle of these balloons? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Tell me, what is the principle of these balloons? Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 8 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here. Look, would you mind going away, I'm trying to examine this man. It's - er - it's all right - I am a doctor. Actually, I'm a gynaecologist, but this is my lunch hour. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Look, would you mind going away, I'm trying to examine this man. It's - er - it's all right - I am a doctor. Actually, I'm a gynaecologist, but this is my lunch hour. He's engaged to me! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He's engaged to me! Still, never mind - could be worse. How's the nude lady? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 34 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Still, never mind - could be worse. How's the nude lady? Wearing a striking organza dress in pink tulle, with matching pearls and a diamante collar necklace. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Wearing a striking organza dress in pink tulle, with matching pearls and a diamante collar necklace. Have you anything a little fishier? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Have you anything a little fishier? You don't like it? You're the first person to order a salad for two years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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