You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[IbanezJem]

Just now, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs.

Oh no, we only have Tudor jobs. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh no, we only have Tudor jobs. 

Then I would like a statement to that effect signed by the Lord Mayor.   

[IbanezJem]

38 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Then I would like a statement to that effect signed by the Lord Mayor.   

Why, I mean, you're a man of the world, squire, you know...you're...you've been around, you know? 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

37 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Why, I mean, you're a man of the world, squire, you know...you're...you've been around, you know? 

This new learning amazes me, Sir Ibanez. Explain again how Rush concerts may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

[IbanezJem]

14 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

This new learning amazes me, Sir Ibanez. Explain again how Rush concerts may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put "Hemispheres" on in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and listen immediately. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put "Hemispheres" on in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and listen immediately. 

Then I dub you 'Sir Terry Brown, Knight of Rocinante'.    

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

50 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put "Hemispheres" on in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and listen immediately. 

 

9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Then I dub you 'Sir Terry Brown, Knight of Rocinante'.    

 

Do you...WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY "DOG YEARS" UP!!!!

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

 

Do you...WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY "DOG YEARS" UP!!!!

And I functioned! D'you hear?   I really worked. 

[IbanezJem]

1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

 

Do you...WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY "DOG YEARS" UP!!!!

Aah, no, it's more of an attempt to, uh, construct a viable hypothesis to, uh, explain the meaning of life. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

And I functioned! D'you hear?   I really worked. 

 

So, it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It's available on DVD, Blu-ray and 4K.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

So, it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It's available on DVD, Blu-ray and 4K.

Incidentally, these are going to be the most expensive and lavish scenes ever filmed by TRF. 

[IbanezJem]

6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Incidentally, these are going to be the most expensive and lavish scenes ever filmed by TRF. 

Perhaps the cat would rather answer that? No? Lizard?   No. Well, er, let's ask the man in the street what he thinks. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

53 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Perhaps the cat would rather answer that? No? Lizard?   No. Well, er, let's ask the man in the street what he thinks. 

 

TRF would like 'to announce that the next post is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

TRF would like 'to announce that the next post is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion.

Wait a minute. If this is the crew who were filming us,    who's filming us now? 

[IbanezJem]

36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Wait a minute. If this is the crew who were filming us,    who's filming us now? 

Do you say it because you didn't know? 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

13 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Do you say it because you didn't know? 

 

Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

I'm opening a boutique.  

[IbanezJem]

20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I'm opening a boutique.  

If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

1 minute ago, IbanezJem said:

If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias. 

 

It's a soft sell, sir.

[IbanezJem]

11 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

It's a soft sell, sir.

Paleface like eat chocolate? 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

1 minute ago, IbanezJem said:

Paleface like eat chocolate? 

 

I'm so sorry!  I had no idea we had a... a racist working here! I apologize most sincerely.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I'm so sorry!  I had no idea we had a... a racist working here! I apologize most sincerely.

There you are, Mrs. Scrint, I hope that answers some of your problems - have a nice trip.  

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

55 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

There you are, Mrs. Scrint, I hope that answers some of your problems - have a nice trip.  

 

Yes, of course! We have a train to catch. And I don't want to start bleeeeding all over the seats!

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Yes, of course! We have a train to catch. And I don't want to start bleeeeding all over the seats!

    Looks like I shan't be catching the 11: 30 now. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

    Looks like I shan't be catching the 11: 30 now. 

 

Well, I wish to complain. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswitch.