You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[IbanezJem]

2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

And, uh, get the machine that goes 'ping'.   

Oh, no please, no trouble. It's quite right that you should point these kind of things out. Gaston, tell the manager what has happened immediately! 

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, no please, no trouble. It's quite right that you should point these kind of things out. Gaston, tell the manager what has happened immediately! 

 

Mr. Blackhawk just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

[IbanezJem]

42 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Mr. Blackhawk just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

But you know it's always very easy to blame the big bad rabbit when by-elections are going against the Government. 

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7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

But you know it's always very easy to blame the big bad rabbit when by-elections are going against the Government. 

 

Now,, Lancelot, Geddy, and I wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Now,, Lancelot, Geddy, and I wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!

I hope to God it works. Anyway, we shall know any minute now. 

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52 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I hope to God it works. Anyway, we shall know any minute now. 

 

We was too late. The Reverend Ibanez bit the ceiling.

[IbanezJem]

10 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

We was too late. The Reverend Ibanez bit the ceiling.

 Err, quiche lorraine for me, please.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 Err, quiche lorraine for me, please.

 

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favorite, ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high, and ze sauce is very rich.

[IbanezJem]

1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favorite, ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high, and ze sauce is very rich.

Yes, very very rich. Quite phenomenally wealthy. Yes, I do own the most startling quantities of cash. Yes, quite right. You're rather a smart young lad aren't you? 

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6 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, very very rich. Quite phenomenally wealthy. Yes, I do own the most startling quantities of cash. Yes, quite right. You're rather a smart young lad aren't you? 

 

At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the bead repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning. 

[IbanezJem]

16 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the bead repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning. 

Well, that's as maybe but it's not the way TRF works. 

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7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, that's as maybe but it's not the way TRF works. 

 

Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here. 

[IbanezJem]

4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here. 

No sorry - just demonstrating... haven't finished. Haven't started yet. Oh dear. Nearly forgot the gesture. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here. 

Well, I see my role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man. 

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2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, I see my role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man. 

 

Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on! And no singing!

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on! And no singing!

I'm a little bit sad and lonely, now my  gone away. 

[IbanezJem]

2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

I'm a little bit sad and lonely, now my  gone away. 

 You couldn't get near the mirror.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 You couldn't get near the mirror.

      Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight constable?  

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22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

      Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight constable?  

 

Can I just say that this is the first time I've been on television?

[IbanezJem]

11 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Can I just say that this is the first time I've been on television?

Well, 73, this theory of yours seems to have hit the nail on the head. 

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, 73, this theory of yours seems to have hit the nail on the head. 

I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a coffee table. 

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4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a coffee table. 

 

Have you ever seen anyone crucified? Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!

[IbanezJem]

6 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Have you ever seen anyone crucified? Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!

This is our mortuary in here, Your Grace ... 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

This is our mortuary in here, Your Grace ... 

Bring Out Your Dead       

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1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said:

Bring Out Your Dead       

 

Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs.