blackhawkrush Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Dear Sir, I object strongly to the threads in your post. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers. What do you know about it? What do you know about getting up at five o'clock in the morning to go to Video Vertigo, back at Food and Wine Aplenty at twelve, sweating the day through The Cycling Thread... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: What do you know about it? What do you know about getting up at five o'clock in the morning to go to Video Vertigo, back at Food and Wine Aplenty at twelve, sweating the day through The Cycling Thread... So the murderer must be somebody in this thread. Unless he had very long arms. Say thirty or forty feet. I think we can discount that one. Ha, ha, ha. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: So the murderer must be somebody in this thread. Unless he had very long arms. Say thirty or forty feet. I think we can discount that one. Ha, ha, ha. I may have had the motive, inspector, but I could not have done it, for I have just arrived from New World Women and here is my activity post to prove it... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I may have had the motive, inspector, but I could not have done it, for I have just arrived from New World Women and here is my activity post to prove it... What I'm getting at, Robert, is you seem to have discovered a new concept with a mode in which you dissected the Random Samples defence, last night. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 12 hours ago, IbanezJem said: What I'm getting at, Robert, is you seem to have discovered a new concept with a mode in which you dissected the Random Samples defence, last night. Well, you have to know these things when you're King Robert the 23rd, you know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, you have to know these things when you're King Robert the 23rd, you know. Don't give me that, sir. You couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of concert bootlegs from Different Stages. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Don't give me that, sir. You couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of concert bootlegs from Different Stages. There was only one way to see if the journey between One Little Victory and Video Vertigo was possible, and that was to try and make it. Months of preparation followed whilst blackhawkrush continued his research in the Chicago Public Library, and Rhyta made sandwiches. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: There was only one way to see if the journey between One Little Victory and Video Vertigo was possible, and that was to try and make it. Months of preparation followed whilst blackhawkrush continued his research in the Chicago Public Library, and Rhyta made sandwiches. Now let me fill you in. I'm leading this expedition and we're going to climb both peaks of New World Women. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now let me fill you in. I'm leading this expedition and we're going to climb both peaks of New World Women. Arthur 73 has held Bristols. That's not a result, that's a bit of gossip. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 29 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Arthur 73 has held Bristols. That's not a result, that's a bit of gossip. Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off, I've got a decent body, all I get is poked and prodded in the chest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Watch it, mate. I'm not going to stay round here getting poked and prodded all day. I'm off, I've got a decent body, all I get is poked and prodded in the chest. Frightfully damn pretty. Better than your Aunt Lavinia's. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Frightfully damn pretty. Better than your Aunt Lavinia's. He's still molesting her. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: He's still molesting her. I know, I know, that's rather why I came in here with that point about nobody moving within reason. Edited July 17, 2022 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I know, I know, that's rather why I came in here with that point about nobody moving within reason. How about a chase? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 38 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: How about a chase? Let's have a ding-dong! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 12 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Let's have a ding-dong! This is E sharp... and this one is G. You get the general idea. Now these mice are so arranged upon this rack, that when played in the correct order they will squeak 'The Bells of St Mary's'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: This is E sharp... and this one is G. You get the general idea. Now these mice are so arranged upon this rack, that when played in the correct order they will squeak 'The Bells of St Mary's'. Yes. The Mouse Problem. This week, The Rush Forum looks at the growing social phenomenon of mice and men. What makes a man want to be a mouse? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes. The Mouse Problem. This week, The Rush Forum looks at the growing social phenomenon of mice and men. What makes a man want to be a mouse? Red Windsor? Stilton? Gruyere? Emmental? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Red Windsor? Stilton? Gruyere? Emmental? Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket. And a letter here from my mother in which she asks how the psychiatry is going and I think you'll realize that the one person you can't fool is your mother. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And a letter here from my mother in which she asks how the psychiatry is going and I think you'll realize that the one person you can't fool is your mother. Mum? Do you know why Rhodesia's called Rhodesia? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Mum? Do you know why Rhodesia's called Rhodesia? How should I know? I'm not Doctor bloody Bronowski. Edited July 17, 2022 by blackhawkrush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: How should I know? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernowski. This new learning amazes me, Sir Blackhawk. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 10 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: This new learning amazes me, Sir Blackhawk. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir. It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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