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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


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2 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Do you want to come back to my place? :wink:

No, the only thing is, you see, we're going to be a little bit late. :bolt:

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14 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

That was never five minutes, just now! :rage:

'ONE QUICK LOOK IN THE BOOK LATER'

You're quite right, old cock. There has been a mistake. :fistscrying:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

'ONE QUICK LOOK IN THE BOOK LATER'

You're quite right, old cock. There has been a mistake. :fistscrying:

I play for you, 'My Mistake.'  :alex:

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33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I play for you, 'My Mistake.'  :alex:

Oh shut up! Shut up! :bitchslap: Oh, that's better. And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh shut up! Shut up! :bitchslap: Oh, that's better. And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks.

Sex, sex, sex. That's all they think about, eh?  :rolleyes:  

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7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Sex, sex, sex. That's all they think about, eh?  :rolleyes:  

:yes: It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:yes: It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet.

What is't - tragedy? Comedy?  :wink: 

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30 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

What is't - tragedy? Comedy?  :wink: 

 

He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks -- dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and...satire. He was vicious. :ohmy:

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10 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks -- dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and...satire. He was vicious. :ohmy:

...Oh I've forgotten what I said now. :facepalm:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

...Oh I've forgotten what I said now. :facepalm:

Oh dear, it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole.:smash:  That's it.  

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20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh dear, it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole.:smash:  That's it.  

That's what I said. Such a bloody whack the diddle fa di la, fo di la, lo do di ... do di do, rum fum.:geddy:

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

That's what I said. Such a bloody whack the diddle fa di la, fo di la, lo do di ... do di do, rum fum.:geddy:

 

That's enough music for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot. :scared:

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3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

That's enough music for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot. :scared:

It is one of Lope De Vega's latest play, Senor.  :angel:

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22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

It is one of Lope De Vega's latest play, Senor.  :angel:

 

Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. :sarcasm: Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees!

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13 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. :sarcasm: Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees!

:wub: I think he's got beautiful legs.

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:wub: I think he's got beautiful legs.

Aren't you worried jumping twenty-six miles across the sea? :chickendance:

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16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Aren't you worried jumping twenty-six miles across the sea? :chickendance:

Nigel has tripped, and he's under and Simon fails again, er, here is Gervaise, and Simon is through by accident. :thumbsup:

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41 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Nigel has tripped, and he's under and Simon fails again, er, here is Gervaise, and Simon is through by accident. :thumbsup:

 

Right, arms out, fingers together, knees bent...now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap! Faster, faster, faster -- now jump! Wrong, wrong, you're no bloody use at all! You're an utter bloody wash-out! You make me sick, you weed! :bitchslap:

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7 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Right, arms out, fingers together, knees bent...now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap! Faster, faster, faster -- now jump! Wrong, wrong, you're no bloody use at all! You're an utter bloody wash-out! You make me sick, you weed! :bitchslap:

Do you know I still wet my bed? :chores:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Do you know I still wet my bed? :chores:

And now we are back with the marathon for incontinence once again. There's Palinski of Poland in the lead.  :7up:  

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

And now we are back with the marathon for incontinence once again. There's Palinski of Poland in the lead.  :7up:  

And now it's France's turn. :nyanya: One of their top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. 

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

And now it's France's turn. :nyanya: One of their top statesmen, Napoleon as the R101 disaster. 

Meanwhile for Ferdinand von Zeppelin, the year 1908 was a year of triumph.  :hug2:

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7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Meanwhile for Ferdinand von Zeppelin, the year 1908 was a year of triumph.  :hug2:

Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. :wave: Raindrops keep falling on my head, but that doesn't mean that my...

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. :wave: Raindrops keep falling on my head, but that doesn't mean that my...

Il chante un peu. :moon:

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