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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


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4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my thread filled with filthy perverts, now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call 73, so get out. :angry:

There is only me, sir.  :drool:  

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, Robert, nice to have you on the thread again. :thumbsup:

Well, to be quite frank, Simon...one can't walk so closely with a chap like you for...for so long without...feeling something deep down inside. :cheers:

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18 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, to be quite frank, Simon...one can't walk so closely with a chap like you for...for so long without...feeling something deep down inside. :cheers:

:blush2: What does your wife think of this?

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29 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Snap, snap, grin, grin, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more! :coy:

Excuse me, do I have any more lines? :no: Well, I'll be off then.   

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15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Excuse me, do I have any more lines? :no: Well, I'll be off then.   

Nothing to do with me. I'm not in this show. This is show five - I'm not in until show eight. :tongue:

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6 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Nothing to do with me. I'm not in this show. This is show five - I'm not in until show eight. :tongue:

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle.   :tongue: :blink: :tongue: 

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3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle.   :tongue: :blink: :tongue: 

I think what McTeagle's pottery... er... poetry is doing is rejecting all the traditional cliches of modern pottery. :bolt:

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44 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

I think what McTeagle's pottery... er... poetry is doing is rejecting all the traditional cliches of modern pottery. :bolt:

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent.   :7up:

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent.   :7up:

Yes... yes... :scared: it's just it's so goddam painful in here... what's the problem? 

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16 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes... yes... :scared: it's just it's so goddam painful in here... what's the problem? 

Have you got Mr. Notlob's permission to be in there?  :angry:

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45 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

I was thinking. If we got married... :cheers:

Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it? All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir.   :old: :old:  

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39 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it? All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir.   :old: :old:  

:no: It is now the end of 'Michael Ellis' week. From now on it is 'Chris Quinn' week.

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4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties...  :wub:  

They're decomposing composers.
There's nothing much anyone can do. :rose:

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14 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

They're decomposing composers.
There's nothing much anyone can do. :rose:

But of course, the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?   :unsure:  

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54 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

But of course, the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?   :unsure:  

Hello. Another little ego trip for the feminists. :rolleyes:

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Midget! :whipgirl:Crapper!  :whipgirl: 

Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere... or rather, the story of his daughters... :oops:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere... or rather, the story of his daughters... :oops:

So fiendish, so infernal, so heinous.  :drool:

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