IbanezJem Posted August 25, 2023 Author Posted August 25, 2023 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Come on, little birdies...come and see what mummy's got for you. Well, one Messiah is what I want! 1
blackhawkrush Posted August 25, 2023 Posted August 25, 2023 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, one Messiah is what I want! Now, don't jostle the Chosen One, please. 1
IbanezJem Posted August 26, 2023 Author Posted August 26, 2023 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Now, don't jostle the Chosen One, please. I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday. 1
blackhawkrush Posted August 26, 2023 Posted August 26, 2023 7 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday. Chaffinch brains? 1
IbanezJem Posted August 26, 2023 Author Posted August 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Chaffinch brains? I think in future I will latch them to the handlebars with adhesive tape. 1
blackhawkrush Posted August 26, 2023 Posted August 26, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I think in future I will latch them to the handlebars with adhesive tape. Well Simon will be riding his Viking Super Roadster with the drop handlebars. 1
IbanezJem Posted August 26, 2023 Author Posted August 26, 2023 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well Simon will be riding his Viking Super Roadster with the drop handlebars. No, it's not right for my idiom. I must escape more... dramatically! 1
blackhawkrush Posted August 27, 2023 Posted August 27, 2023 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, it's not right for my idiom. I must escape more... dramatically! He will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. 1
IbanezJem Posted August 27, 2023 Author Posted August 27, 2023 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: He will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. Oh, my god, he's fallen off the edge of the thread. 1
blackhawkrush Posted August 27, 2023 Posted August 27, 2023 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, my god, he's fallen off the edge of the thread. A typical case, whom we shall refer to as Mr. 7, although his real name is this: 73 1
IbanezJem Posted August 27, 2023 Author Posted August 27, 2023 6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: A typical case, whom we shall refer to as Mr. 7, although his real name is this: 73 What, behind the rabbit? 1
blackhawkrush Posted August 27, 2023 Posted August 27, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: What, behind the rabbit? Over here, Hughie. 1
IbanezJem Posted August 28, 2023 Author Posted August 28, 2023 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Over here, Hughie. I am here. No traitor to the King. 1
blackhawkrush Posted August 28, 2023 Posted August 28, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I am here. No traitor to the King. But you do duck down and shout 'Hey! Balloons!' when there are none about. 1
IbanezJem Posted August 28, 2023 Author Posted August 28, 2023 6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: But you do duck down and shout 'Hey! Balloons!' when there are none about. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything. 1
blackhawkrush Posted August 28, 2023 Posted August 28, 2023 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything. Yes, well of course they come here for the two o'clock matinee. 1
IbanezJem Posted August 29, 2023 Author Posted August 29, 2023 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, well of course they come here for the two o'clock matinee. Tonight on The Money Programme, we're going to look at money. Lots of it. On film, and in the studio. Some of it in nice piles, others in lovely clanky bits of loose change. 1
blackhawkrush Posted August 29, 2023 Posted August 29, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Tonight on The Money Programme, we're going to look at money. Lots of it. On film, and in the studio. Some of it in nice piles, others in lovely clanky bits of loose change. All of you, get out of my kitchen! Shove off! Go and find yourself another flat! Get out! 1
IbanezJem Posted August 29, 2023 Author Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: All of you, get out of my kitchen! Shove off! Go and find yourself another flat! Get out! And so, Yakomoto... blimey, he`s gone! Never mind. I'll have you instead. 1
blackhawkrush Posted August 29, 2023 Posted August 29, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And so, Yakomoto... blimey, he`s gone! Never mind. I'll have you instead. Hands off, you filthy bally froggie! Edited August 29, 2023 by blackhawkrush 1
IbanezJem Posted August 29, 2023 Author Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Hands off, you filthy bally froggie! If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. 1
blackhawkrush Posted August 29, 2023 Posted August 29, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. Well, there he goes. Harry Bagot. A good try. 1
IbanezJem Posted August 30, 2023 Author Posted August 30, 2023 19 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, there he goes. Harry Bagot. A good try. His eyes just closed, and he fell into the wastepaper basket. I've covered him with a copy of the 'Charlie George Football Book'. 1
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2023 Posted August 30, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: His eyes just closed, and he fell into the wastepaper basket. I've covered him with a copy of the 'Charlie George Football Book'. This sloppy, long-haired civilian plagiarism will be dealt with most severely. 1
IbanezJem Posted August 30, 2023 Author Posted August 30, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: This sloppy, long-haired civilian plagiarism will be dealt with most severely. All right all right all right we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits. 1
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