You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[IbanezJem]

6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

The stars that we can see, 'How amazingly unlikely is your birth'.  

 We wish to praise the infant.

[blackhawkrush]

18 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 We wish to praise the infant.

Knock it off! What are you doing now?     Well, don't.  

[IbanezJem]

4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Knock it off! What are you doing now?     Well, don't.  

Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea. 

[blackhawkrush]

6 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea. 

But you just said coffee.    

[IbanezJem]

16 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

But you just said coffee.    

Yes, yes sir. Just one bottle? 

[blackhawkrush]

22 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, yes sir. Just one bottle? 

And how many glasses is that?    

[IbanezJem]

13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

And how many glasses is that?    

Look, Robert, it's and...  one and two and three and four, and five and six and seven and down.

[blackhawkrush]

7 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Look, Robert, it's and...  one and two and three and four, and five and six and seven and down.

The Fish Slapping Dance?   

[IbanezJem]

7 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

The Fish Slapping Dance?   

'TRF WISH IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THAT MAN WAS NOT A BONA FIDE ANIMAL LOVER, AND ALSO THAT GOLDFISH DO NOT EAT SAUSAGES`. 

[blackhawkrush]

16 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

'TRF WISH IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THAT MAN WAS NOT A BONA FIDE ANIMAL LOVER, AND ALSO THAT GOLDFISH DO NOT EAT SAUSAGES`. 

Oh, it's only a tiny, little, thin one.     

[IbanezJem]

10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh, it's only a tiny, little, thin one.     

You can catch it off lampposts. 

[blackhawkrush]

5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

You can catch it off lampposts. 

I say, Lionel, catch.   

[IbanezJem]

20 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

I say, Lionel, catch.   

  Ohh, I hate wearing these beards.

[blackhawkrush]

23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

  Ohh, I hate wearing these beards.

Well, you all are, aren't you?     

[IbanezJem]

2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, you all are, aren't you?     

Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together! 

[blackhawkrush]

20 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together! 

All right, I'll have a quick look at your Thomas Hardy.     

[IbanezJem]

3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

All right, I'll have a quick look at your Thomas Hardy.     

'FIVE YEARS, TWO MONTHS AND TWENTY-SIX DAYS LATER'. 

[blackhawkrush]

3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

'FIVE YEARS, TWO MONTHS AND TWENTY-SIX DAYS LATER'. 

We operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.  

[IbanezJem]

2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

We operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.  

Introducing, ladies and gentlemen, tonight, all the way from a mudwrestling tour of the OPEC countries...in the red corner: Colin 'Bomber' Harris! 

[blackhawkrush]

16 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Introducing, ladies and gentlemen, tonight, all the way from a mudwrestling tour of the OPEC countries...in the red corner: Colin 'Bomber' Harris! 

      I soiled my armor I was so scared.  

[IbanezJem]

On 8/16/2023 at 3:09 PM, blackhawkrush said:

      I soiled my armor I was so scared.  

You waggled your what? 

[blackhawkrush]

18 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

You waggled your what? 

I may be of thome athithtanth.  

[IbanezJem]

15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

I may be of thome athithtanth.  

Huh! I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant or a ratcatcher. 

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Huh! I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant or a ratcatcher. 

You asked for it, sonny.  

[IbanezJem]

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

You asked for it, sonny.  

Oh dear. Nearly forgot the gesture.