IbanezJem Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: So fiendish, so infernal, so heinous. Robert, I just want to make sure that you'll be able to look after my daughter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Robert, I just want to make sure that you'll be able to look after my daughter. Would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 43 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. And now a short intermission during which Marcel Marceau will impersonate a man walking against the wind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 16 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And now a short intermission during which Marcel Marceau will impersonate a man walking against the wind. Look, if you can put on rubbish like that, and 'Horse of the Year Show', you can afford us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Look, if you can put on rubbish like that, and 'Horse of the Year Show', you can afford us. Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it? Sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 29, 2023 Author Share Posted July 29, 2023 8 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose. You fool, that's, that's fifty-six guineas before we've even started. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You fool, that's, that's fifty-six guineas before we've even started. Incidentally, these are going to be the most expensive and lavish posts ever seen on TRF. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 29, 2023 Author Share Posted July 29, 2023 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Incidentally, these are going to be the most expensive and lavish posts ever seen on TRF. I've got it. We can retitle the posts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I've got it. We can retitle the posts. KNICKERS 1914? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 30, 2023 Author Share Posted July 30, 2023 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: KNICKERS 1914? Bottom! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Bottom! Mr. Rogers, he's the hermit up at the top. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 30, 2023 Author Share Posted July 30, 2023 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Mr. Rogers, he's the hermit up at the top. Er - cow-catchers creeping up on the conning towers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Er - cow-catchers creeping up on the conning towers? Can you say the letter 'K'? Why don't you say the letter 'K' instead of the letter 'C'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 30, 2023 Author Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Can you say the letter 'K'? Why don't you say the letter 'K' instead of the letter 'C'? I'm sorry, sorry - can't stop now, I've got to get to Kensington. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 18 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm sorry, sorry - can't stop now, I've got to get to Kensington. Not anymore, Lady Simon, the line's been closed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 31, 2023 Author Share Posted July 31, 2023 24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Not anymore, Lady Simon, the line's been closed. What's her line? What's her line? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 42 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: What's her line? What's her line? Corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 31, 2023 Author Share Posted July 31, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. Now, what am I bid for Vermeer's 'Lady Who Used to be at a Window?' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 1, 2023 Author Share Posted August 1, 2023 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Now, what am I bid for Vermeer's 'Lady Who Used to be at a Window?' And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 9 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? A pound a pound and all around abound a pound found found lost lost the cost till was't embossed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 1, 2023 Author Share Posted August 1, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: A pound a pound and all around abound a pound found found lost lost the cost till was't embossed. Still... it's not as bad as spitting is it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 38 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Still... it's not as bad as spitting is it? Can I give you some spit? Sweat? Earwax? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 1, 2023 Author Share Posted August 1, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Can I give you some spit? Sweat? Earwax? You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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