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18 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party! :burger:

It'll depend how far you've got with your party when the signal for Red Revolt is raised.   :imo:  

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

It'll depend how far you've got with your party when the signal for Red Revolt is raised.   :imo:  

Oh, er, well, er, you know, it's difficult to say exactly. He's er, you know, in the area of er, Ron, how far have you got? :facepalm:

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Posted
11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, er, well, er, you know, it's difficult to say exactly. He's er, you know, in the area of er, Ron, how far have you got? :facepalm:

YMACA. Corner of Anti-Semitic Street and Pogrom Square.  :unsure:

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Posted
1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

YMACA. Corner of Anti-Semitic Street and Pogrom Square.  :unsure:

:rofl2:Oh yes, sir! They're really scared when they see those big planes come over.

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Posted
29 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

:rofl2:Oh yes, sir! They're really scared when they see those big planes come over.

All right, thank you, Shirley.  :fistbump:

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

All right, thank you, Shirley.  :fistbump:

Maurice! What are you doing here? :wave:

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Posted
17 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Maurice! What are you doing here? :wave:

Oh, I must be in the wrong house!    :bolt:  

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Posted
4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh, I must be in the wrong house!    :bolt:  

You don't want anybody to leave the room. :unsure:

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Posted
16 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

You don't want anybody to leave the room. :unsure:

No, no. No. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.   :wave: 

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Posted
57 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

No, no. No. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.   :wave: 

:thumbsdown: Lady Partridge, I'm afraid you can cancel his seat reservation.

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:thumbsdown: Lady Partridge, I'm afraid you can cancel his seat reservation.

We prefer to stand, thank you, Colonel.   :gumby: :gumby:  

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Posted
22 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

We prefer to stand, thank you, Colonel.   :gumby: :gumby:  

Is this your chair? :mellow:

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Posted
19 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

:yes:   I'm sorry it's on fire. 

Oh, no please, no trouble. It's quite right that you should point these kind of things out. Gaston, tell the manager what has happened immediately! :doh:

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On 8/6/2023 at 6:39 AM, IbanezJem said:

Oh, no please, no trouble. It's quite right that you should point these kind of things out. Gaston, tell the manager what has happened immediately! :doh:

I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump.   :bolt:

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Posted
4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump.   :bolt:

Do you think Jarrow will adopt a more defensive posture for the first leg of the next tie in Turkey? :confused:

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Posted
43 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Do you think Jarrow will adopt a more defensive posture for the first leg of the next tie in Turkey? :confused:

:yes:   90 minutes of solid boredom. 

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4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

:yes:   90 minutes of solid boredom. 

Now it's time for 'Interesting Sport', and this week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon. :cheer:

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12 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Now it's time for 'Interesting Sport', and this week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon. :cheer:

Five days of solid boredom.  :rolleyes:

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Posted
33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Five days of solid boredom.  :rolleyes:

Well I think television`s killed real entertainment. In the old days we used to make our own fun. :joker:

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Well I think television`s killed real entertainment. In the old days we used to make our own fun. :joker:

Dip, dip, dip, my little ship sails on the ocean, you are...  :bitchslap:

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Posted
1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Dip, dip, dip, my little ship sails on the ocean, you are...  :bitchslap:

:zzz: I'm sorry, we don't need you this week.

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

:zzz: I'm sorry, we don't need you this week.

Next week, four leading Heads of State of the Afro-Asian nations against Bristol Rovers at Molineux.  :hockey1: :hockey1:

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Posted
15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Next week, four leading Heads of State of the Afro-Asian nations against Bristol Rovers at Molineux.  :hockey1: :hockey1:

What do the stars say? :rush:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

What do the stars say? :rush:

The stars that we can see, 'How amazingly unlikely is your birth'.  :ohmy:

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