blackhawkrush Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 26 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Okay. Uh, legs up! Doctor, come in. Come on in, all of you. That's it. Jolly good. Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky was born in a Simon Ibanez post just outside St Petersburg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 12, 2023 Author Share Posted July 12, 2023 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky was born in a Simon Ibanez post just outside St Petersburg. This theory has become known as the waste of time theory and was abandoned in 1956. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: This theory has become known as the waste of time theory and was abandoned in 1956. Twenty-three years ago? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 12, 2023 Author Share Posted July 12, 2023 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Twenty-three years ago? He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 19 hours ago, IbanezJem said: He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening. And putting the case against the Government is a small patch of brown liquid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 13, 2023 Author Share Posted July 13, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: And putting the case against the Government is a small patch of brown liquid. Your Majesty 73 is like a stream of bat's piss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 39 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Your Majesty 73 is like a stream of bat's piss. That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines in here. The head admin will be along to abuse you in a few moments. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 13, 2023 Author Share Posted July 13, 2023 36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines in here. The head admin will be along to abuse you in a few moments. Yes, Char-admin! Sweeping away the last remnants of posting chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in his way, and cleaning up all in the posting game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 14 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, Char-admin! Sweeping away the last remnants of posting chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in his way, and cleaning up all in the posting game. Before my drift has become apparent? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 14, 2023 Author Share Posted July 14, 2023 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Before my drift has become apparent? Ah, well I'm afraid we have to stop the post there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which might have proved distressing to some of our viewers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 7 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ah, well I'm afraid we have to stop the post there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which might have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Oh, anyway. On to scene twenty-four, which is a smashing scene with some lovely acting... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 14, 2023 Author Share Posted July 14, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, anyway. On to scene twenty-four, which is a smashing scene with some lovely acting... Ladies and gentlemen, to read the nominations for the Light Entertainment Award, the remains of the late Sir Alan Waddle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Ladies and gentlemen, to read the nominations for the Light Entertainment Award, the remains of the late Sir Alan Waddle. 'Ere. He says he's not dead! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 14, 2023 Author Share Posted July 14, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! I'm afraid that's just one of his stories. You must understand that a blancmange impersonator and cannibal has to use some pretty clever stories to allay suspicion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm afraid that's just one of his stories. You must understand that a blancmange impersonator and cannibal has to use some pretty clever stories to allay suspicion. I've kept a watch on the currency, and I've watched it, and I haven't got any. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 15, 2023 Author Share Posted July 15, 2023 17 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I've kept a watch on the currency, and I've watched it, and I haven't got any. Stop it! Stop it! Stop this ... this hideous facade. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 43 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Stop it! Stop it! Stop this ... this hideous facade. It's only a model. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 16, 2023 Author Share Posted July 16, 2023 23 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: It's only a model. You see we're from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda, and they're all that size there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You see we're from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda, and they're all that size there. It's the legendary Black Beasts of Aaarrrggh! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 16, 2023 Author Share Posted July 16, 2023 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: It's the legendary Black Beasts of Aaarrrggh! Robert, are you a pacifist? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 18 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Robert, are you a pacifist? Well, where's the sport in that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 18, 2023 Author Share Posted July 18, 2023 20 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, where's the sport in that? No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. Very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 18, 2023 Author Share Posted July 18, 2023 36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! When the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: When the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. And now here is Chief Inspector Simon McZatapathique with the winning song once again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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