IbanezJem Posted December 12, 2022 Author Share Posted December 12, 2022 Just now, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs. Oh no, we only have Tudor jobs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh no, we only have Tudor jobs. Then I would like a statement to that effect signed by the Lord Mayor. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 13, 2022 Author Share Posted December 13, 2022 38 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Then I would like a statement to that effect signed by the Lord Mayor. Why, I mean, you're a man of the world, squire, you know...you're...you've been around, you know? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 37 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Why, I mean, you're a man of the world, squire, you know...you're...you've been around, you know? This new learning amazes me, Sir Ibanez. Explain again how Rush concerts may be employed to prevent earthquakes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 13, 2022 Author Share Posted December 13, 2022 14 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: This new learning amazes me, Sir Ibanez. Explain again how Rush concerts may be employed to prevent earthquakes. Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put "Hemispheres" on in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and listen immediately. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put "Hemispheres" on in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and listen immediately. Then I dub you 'Sir Terry Brown, Knight of Rocinante'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 50 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put "Hemispheres" on in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and listen immediately. 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Then I dub you 'Sir Terry Brown, Knight of Rocinante'. Do you...WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY "DOG YEARS" UP!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Do you...WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY "DOG YEARS" UP!!!! And I functioned! D'you hear? I really worked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 13, 2022 Author Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Do you...WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY "DOG YEARS" UP!!!! Aah, no, it's more of an attempt to, uh, construct a viable hypothesis to, uh, explain the meaning of life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And I functioned! D'you hear? I really worked. So, it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It's available on DVD, Blu-ray and 4K. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: So, it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It's available on DVD, Blu-ray and 4K. Incidentally, these are going to be the most expensive and lavish scenes ever filmed by TRF. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 13, 2022 Author Share Posted December 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Incidentally, these are going to be the most expensive and lavish scenes ever filmed by TRF. Perhaps the cat would rather answer that? No? Lizard? No. Well, er, let's ask the man in the street what he thinks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 53 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Perhaps the cat would rather answer that? No? Lizard? No. Well, er, let's ask the man in the street what he thinks. TRF would like 'to announce that the next post is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: TRF would like 'to announce that the next post is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. Wait a minute. If this is the crew who were filming us, who's filming us now? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 13, 2022 Author Share Posted December 13, 2022 36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Wait a minute. If this is the crew who were filming us, who's filming us now? Do you say it because you didn't know? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 13 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Do you say it because you didn't know? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Here to answer this is a professional cricketer. I'm opening a boutique. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 13, 2022 Author Share Posted December 13, 2022 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm opening a boutique. If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 minute ago, IbanezJem said: If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias. It's a soft sell, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 13, 2022 Author Share Posted December 13, 2022 11 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's a soft sell, sir. Paleface like eat chocolate? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 minute ago, IbanezJem said: Paleface like eat chocolate? I'm so sorry! I had no idea we had a... a racist working here! I apologize most sincerely. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'm so sorry! I had no idea we had a... a racist working here! I apologize most sincerely. There you are, Mrs. Scrint, I hope that answers some of your problems - have a nice trip. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 55 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: There you are, Mrs. Scrint, I hope that answers some of your problems - have a nice trip. Yes, of course! We have a train to catch. And I don't want to start bleeeeding all over the seats! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, of course! We have a train to catch. And I don't want to start bleeeeding all over the seats! Looks like I shan't be catching the 11: 30 now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Looks like I shan't be catching the 11: 30 now. Well, I wish to complain. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswitch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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