1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. And then he sees the lion and he fights it and kills it and the blood goes pssssssssshhh in slow motion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And then he sees the lion and he fights it and kills it and the blood goes pssssssssshhh in slow motion. I'll give you some blood if you'll give me a thing to do some urine in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'll give you some blood if you'll give me a thing to do some urine in. I think that's disgusting...you a member of Parliament. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I think that's disgusting...you a member of Parliament. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 7, 2022 Author Share Posted June 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. That nice Mr Heath would never allow that. It's funny he never married. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: That nice Mr Heath would never allow that. It's funny he never married. He's married to a very attractive table lamp. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 7, 2022 Author Share Posted June 7, 2022 32 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He's married to a very attractive table lamp. Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me. I came all the way from Oslo. I'm a professor of archeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I came all the way from Oslo. I'm a professor of archeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. I think it's too early to tell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 7, 2022 Author Share Posted June 7, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I think it's too early to tell. Are you trying to tell me my job? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 16 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Are you trying to tell me my job? Mr. Ibanez, you asked us to advise you which job in life you were best suited for. And I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Mr. Ibanez, you asked us to advise you which job in life you were best suited for. And I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy. Cool it. I'm an ice cream salesman. I'm senior to both of you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Cool it. I'm an ice cream salesman. I'm senior to both of you. I think you're an encyclopedia salesman. If l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 8, 2022 Author Share Posted June 8, 2022 44 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I think you're an encyclopedia salesman. If l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias. We've got your dung. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: We've got your dung. England 932 AD. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 8, 2022 Author Share Posted June 8, 2022 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: England 932 AD. Well, we decided to open a salon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Well, we decided to open a salon. Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese... Ah, what's so special about the cheesemakers? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 8, 2022 Author Share Posted June 8, 2022 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah, what's so special about the cheesemakers? Oh, nothing, nothing. Now where were you thinking of going? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, nothing, nothing. Now where were you thinking of going? Let us ride to...Camelot! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 8, 2022 Author Share Posted June 8, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Let us ride to...Camelot! Very little evidence of shopping facilities here. There don't seem to be any large supermarkets. There may be some on-the-corner grocery stores behind those rocks, but it's difficult to tell from this angle. It does seem to suggest that most of the shopping here is by direct mail. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Very little evidence of shopping facilities here. There don't seem to be any large supermarkets. There may be some on-the-corner grocery stores behind those rocks, but it's difficult to tell from this angle. It does seem to suggest that most of the shopping here is by direct mail. I'd care to purchase a chicken. How much would that work out to per pound, my good fellow? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'd care to purchase a chicken. How much would that work out to per pound, my good fellow? Excuse me sir, but I ought to have told you that Mr. Ibanez does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Excuse me sir, but I ought to have told you that Mr. Ibanez does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right. He places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair and locks himself in the cupboard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 8, 2022 Author Share Posted June 8, 2022 42 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair and locks himself in the cupboard. All right - I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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