MrMiltonBanana Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Ask me whatever you want. Yup......I'll answer any question.......ill give you advice.....I'll give your car an oil change!!! YAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Shrimp_Cot Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Why do good people suffer and bad people seem to flourish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Why does it rain so much in Scotland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheighla Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Dear Milty- Are you truly all knowing?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 What is the square root of (1,254,876,323 x pi - 23 x .485612?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Death Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Make me a sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted September 29, 2005 Author Share Posted September 29, 2005 I have some Good 'Uns here. Well to answer Shrimp- Because for the reason that nice guys finish last. The good people let the bad people step all over them, thus lowering their position in hte wolrd. This process continues while the bad people get all he good things. Another good answer is the God is a wierd dude. Why does it rain so much in Scotland eh...? Alright ABZ- Well it has to do with scotlands locations. There are warm and cool current s in the alantic ocean...there are high and low pressure zones.....this stuff seems to happen. Just look at a storm track diagram of the U.S. all the storms go from the south west an end up in the north east. It's jus that Scotland is in a place that is a prime target for storms. Another good answer is that God is a wierd dude. To answer Sheighla- Yes. I knew a math question was coming, Signals. The answer is-627719.0788207032464491349190781 (given that pi=3.14 of course) And to mustard death- What kind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 This may be almost as important as the meaning of life so here goes. Why do women put up with horrible atrocities and being treated like dirt from horrible men and then shit on men who treat them like gold? I've been wondering this since i was a child. Please Uncle Milty... share your knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Death Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 QUOTE (MrMiltonBanana @ Sep 29 2005, 06:59 PM) And to mustard death- What kind? Suprise me (no shit sandwiches though). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Sep 29 2005, 05:08 PM) QUOTE (MrMiltonBanana @ Sep 29 2005, 06:59 PM) And to mustard death- What kind? Suprise me (no shit sandwiches though). Dirt sandwiches aren't that great either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Death Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 QUOTE (dweezil @ Sep 29 2005, 07:14 PM) QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Sep 29 2005, 05:08 PM) QUOTE (MrMiltonBanana @ Sep 29 2005, 06:59 PM) And to mustard death- What kind? Suprise me (no shit sandwiches though). Dirt sandwiches aren't that great either. Don't give him any ideas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted September 29, 2005 Author Share Posted September 29, 2005 Here you go Mustard.... http://domain575081.sites.fasthosts.com/uploads/info/185_164_FishSandwich.jpg And to answer The Necromancer-There are severalanswers. One is that if a guy treats his girl like crap the girl might still love him and is nice to him so he might get nicer. But this never happens. If the girls is a bitch and the guy is nice...the girl know that the guy is under her control and that he is like her servant. It's a real complex question. Generally the mean one, could be trying to show off, or is naturally a bully. The nice person has unconditional love for the person so that kind of is the wierd part. I could go on for hours but it's one of the strangest things EVER! Very good question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Death Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 QUOTE (MrMiltonBanana @ Sep 29 2005, 07:32 PM) Here you go Mustard.... http://domain575081.sites.fasthosts.com/uploads/info/185_164_FishSandwich.jpg Ew. Thanks for nothing, jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 QUOTE (MrMiltonBanana @ Sep 29 2005, 05:36 PM) Ask me whatever you want. Yup......I'll answer any question.......ill give you advice.....I'll give your car an oil change!!! YAY!!! When can u fit me in for thatOil change for my car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users): Geds, endlesslymocking 1. Why is endlesslymocking stalking me RIGHT NOW? 2. Should't he be called endlesslystalking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 29 2005, 08:19 PM) 2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users): Geds, endlesslymocking 1. Why is endlesslymocking stalking me RIGHT NOW? 2. Should't he be called endlesslystalking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Sep 29 2005, 07:38 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 29 2005, 08:19 PM) 2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users): Geds, endlesslymocking 1. Why is endlesslymocking stalking me RIGHT NOW? 2. Should't he be called endlesslystalking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Sep 29 2005, 07:17 PM) QUOTE (MrMiltonBanana @ Sep 29 2005, 05:36 PM) Ask me whatever you want. Yup......I'll answer any question.......ill give you advice.....I'll give your car an oil change!!! YAY!!! When can u fit me in for thatOil change for my car? Oh yeah...sure....UH wait...look at the time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Milty I need a genius corelation between the character WOlfgang Mozart in th e play Amadeus and the character Santiago in the book The Alchemist.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Milty Why did they take all my clothes when they put me in jail? *see EM's sig And how did EM obtain Police photographs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 QUOTE (dweezil @ Sep 29 2005, 09:33 PM) Milty Why did they take all my clothes when they put me in jail? *see EM's sig And how did EM obtain Police photographs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 To aswer EM-No..........But here's a dude: And you have no clothes on because you were returning home from a nudist convention. PLEASE ASK GENERAL LIFE ADVICE QUESTIONS TOO!! AND DON'T BE TOO SILLY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 QUOTE (MrMiltonBanana @ Sep 30 2005, 02:04 PM) To aswer EM-No..........But here's a dude: And you have no clothes on because you were returning home from a nudist convention. PLEASE ASK GENERAL LIFE ADVICE QUESTIONS TOO!! AND DON'T BE TOO SILLY!! If we can't be silly then what's the point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 QUOTE (MrMiltonBanana @ Sep 29 2005, 10:59 PM) I have some Good 'Uns here. Well to answer Shrimp- Because for the reason that nice guys finish last. The good people let the bad people step all over them, thus lowering their position in hte wolrd. This process continues while the bad people get all he good things. Another good answer is the God is a wierd dude. Why does it rain so much in Scotland eh...? Alright ABZ- Well it has to do with scotlands locations. There are warm and cool current s in the alantic ocean...there are high and low pressure zones.....this stuff seems to happen. Just look at a storm track diagram of the U.S. all the storms go from the south west an end up in the north east. It's jus that Scotland is in a place that is a prime target for storms. Another good answer is that God is a wierd dude. To answer Sheighla- Yes. I knew a math question was coming, Signals. The answer is-627719.0788207032464491349190781 (given that pi=3.14 of course) And to mustard death- What kind? Thank's for the concise meteorological explanation Milty! I have another query, been bothering me all day, Why does Gin get me more pished than any other spirit? Memory loss the lot, doesn't happen with whisky, rum, brandy etc. Is it just my alcoholic achiles heel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 3 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users): endlesslymocking, Geds Milty could you tell geds, to stop being everywhere I am? And what do you know about the ladies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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