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QUOTE (Trance @ Oct 16 2005, 11:40 PM)
QUOTE (Modest Man From Mandrake @ Oct 16 2005, 11:41 PM)
Okay I have a question.

What's the best way to make Duck l'orange

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I could do that but I wanted Milty's take on it. laugh.gif

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Milty, do you consider spamming to be an addiction? unsure.gif
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Mr Milty, is it ok to go swimming with the fishies if the fishies are large with teeth?
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If one member of Rush doesn't like the other, What do we do?
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QUOTE (MrMiltonBanana @ Jun 14 2006, 06:29 PM)
QUOTE (Der Trommler @ Jun 14 2006, 06:28 PM)
If one member of Rush doesn't like the other, What do we do?

I'm leaning towards having them play RUSHian roullette.

 

 

 

 

 

Hehehe.

ohmy.gif that was bad....

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Why did you start up "Ask Milty?"
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Milty, I have a headache. Whats the best thing to get rid of it?
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Well to answer DER TROMMLER,

 

On my old farm in 1892 I was sitting in a rocking chair. I looked up at the sun and decided it was time for me to do some work. I got to chopping down corn stalks which I did for a long time. I did it so much, that i was able to move......TO IRELAND. So there, I farmed more and more. Eventually, at the age of 124, I got a ticket for some boat. I think it was around 1912. It had some turbulence, but some other thing picked us up, no biggie. Well, i spent my time then in New York City, until about 1927. I was strolling through Long Island when I stumbled across this plane about to take off. I hopped on the back of it, and we were over an ocean. The plan landed in France where I stayed until 1939. I moved all over Europe, being a vigilante against these bad dudes. I think they were like the National Association for Zebras Incorporated, or something. I killed a lot of em. Even convinced this creepy one with a funky moustache to do himself in. What a loser. I made my way to england where I stayd for a score. Then there was this musical act, like, the Termites or something, and they were on a plane going to New York. I hopped on, knocked one of the guys out, and dressed in his close. His name was like Onion Ring GO, or something ridiculous. So, I stuck with this band. Even wrote a song about some Squid in a meadow or something. The band split up, and i pur the original guy back. For whatever reason, he only wore glasses from then on. I made my way to canada. I became friends with this dude John Ruttey or something. He joined this band called Mush, and i think he played timbales. They fired him, and I became their roadie for a while. I wrote a song for them about Baldness, and I was fired because of it. Somehow, it made it on the album. Go figure. I strolled that year, 1975, and found myself in New York again. I joined this TV show. The Not Ready For Primetime players they called us. I lasted a number of seasons, until this thing where Seti frm The Ten Commandments rips up like a picture of some old guy and somehow I was involved. I wasnt. i was fired of course. And i managed to see Mush in concert. There was a music video with a rapping skeleton. Upon this, i left the arena. it was ridiculous. I kept proceding throught Chicago. Donning the nickname, Wesley Willis. For a number of years, I made music as him. It got old, so i faked my death, and just hung out for a while. There were some elections in USA, i think 2000 and 2004 abouts. I rigged both of em. Eventually I got to a forum about Mush. so i named myself after some thing made by some Lext guy. And I figured my knowledge would become useful, so i made "Ask Milty"

 

 

 

And to LSM, a power drill and advil should do the trick.

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