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So checking out the village without my dog cause I want to go in the shops and she doesn't do tying up, I reckon I'll get some shots of the waterfall. Bloody ducks attack. f***ing chased me they did. I am terrified of birds anyhow and this is not good.

Treeduck. Where were you yesterday around 13:00?

Marshalling your fellow ducks perhaps?

If it wasn't you, have a word with these ducks will you? Bloody rude of them.

 

Is this normal? I've always had the dog with me anytime I got near these foul creatures (see what I did there?) so I'm not sure if they are naturally evil or were actually showing some type of duck affection?

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http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Characters/Questioning%20duck.pngSorry about the fowl tragedy, you encountered, Dweezil

 

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Banana%20serving%20heart.png

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We have Muscovy ducks (black and white with red) all around down here. They are mostly a nuisance.

 

BTW, Pekin White ducks are the breed used for egg and meat production.

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We have Muscovy ducks (black and white with red) all around down here. They are mostly a nuisance.

 

BTW, Pekin White ducks are the breed used for egg and meat production.

 

I want a BIG ORDER of CRISPY DUCK!!! Drown it in Tempura and FRY IT UP IN SESAME OIL!!!

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Characters/Cuck.pnghttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/sniper%20banana.gif

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We have Muscovy ducks (black and white with red) all around down here. They are mostly a nuisance.

 

BTW, Pekin White ducks are the breed used for egg and meat production.

 

I want a BIG ORDER of CRISPY DUCK!!! Drown it in Tempura and FRY IT UP IN SESAME OIL!!!

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Characters/Cuck.pnghttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/sniper%20banana.gif

Why not double down and fry it in duck fat? I hear french fries cooked in duck fat are tasty!

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We have Muscovy ducks (black and white with red) all around down here. They are mostly a nuisance.

 

BTW, Pekin White ducks are the breed used for egg and meat production.

 

I want a BIG ORDER of CRISPY DUCK!!! Drown it in Tempura and FRY IT UP IN SESAME OIL!!!

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Characters/Cuck.pnghttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/sniper%20banana.gif

Why not double down and fry it in duck fat? I hear french fries cooked in duck fat are tasty!

 

LMAO!

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20chef.gif

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1053711548_96120e3c81_z.jpg?zz=1

 

Innocent? You? ;)

:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

Hhhhmmmmm...

 

 

:no: :ph34r:

You're looking at an old primary school pic of treeduck from Halloween '75. Cheerio on his head, chicken wings for angel wings. Not bad really.

 

Quack-tastic! :D

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