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Fordgalaxy

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  1. How many trillions of seconds is that? Apparently some people need lessons about trillions. 1,728,000,000 seconds, if I ciphered correctly.
  2. I'd guess not many people here get the "3rd lyne" bit. Good to read ya.
  3. http://youtu.be/45LXFFOqHsY I know for many PF fans, that album isn't well liked, but it's easily my favorite. Then again, I'm not a progophile either.
  4. http://images.genius.com/c79d828dc4a004a225c74b1a51ce93be.500x500x1.jpg Look mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky.
  5. A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says: "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says: "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says: "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says: "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first, she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says: "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks: "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies: "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the duck call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50."
  6. Something that some of us used to do on CP that I haven't seen done here. It's meaningless but fits in this thread. Stay tuned.
  7. A prosecutor or someone in that area said he thought the "interview" was done to potentially influence the jury pool. Poor Alex says he doesn't know if he'll ever be able to act again. :|
  8. I'm seeing Kraftwerk for the first time next year and am pretty excited about it. Not a huge fan but some bands don't seem to tour very often (at least in the USA) and I can't pass this up. They're pretty iconic.
  9. Expand "our" horizons? You can't even do snarky right. I wasn't trying to be snarky. Maybe you can't do reading comprehension right? i didnt read it as snarky. is it wrong that my theatre kid ass thought....yea TRF could use expanding :laughing guy: lord i AM a snob, lol Mick It's a SOCN thing. Some people try really hard to denigrate others any chance they get and read into posts trying to do so. :facepalm: Your complete lack of self awareness is incredible. Care to explain?
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