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  1. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. Now I've asked you in here to see me this morning because I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go. :16ton: Right well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one, and you Arthur Wilson two, just to avoid confusion. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. :huh: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about Art, but I know what I like! I'd like a bit of pram, please. :drool: Oooh, what a lovely little... :popcorn: :16ton: He was only forty-seven. Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.
  2. How you didn`t win? Honestly, I know that I`m supposed to say how heroic and plucky you were, but really, I don`t think Spain are that great and you can get something against Slovakia. What really matters against big sides is intent, Spain were knocked off their stride quite quickly once you put in some tackles and scared them. Oh yeah, do something about your keeper... :sigh: I agree we came out fighting, not letting Spain spread their wings, but Lewandowski pushed off before scoring, I still don't understand why Morata didn't take the penalty kick, instead the honor went to a guy who just got his foot stamped on. The last fifteen minutes was complete chaos. And why we didn't win? Possibly because Sousa elected to insert Frankowski and not Swierczoch. Maybe that two on one with Lewandowski would've ended in a different way. Sousa`s job - IMHO - was to push the players out with forks, kidnap their wives, whatever would make them angry and attack Spain as they are talented but leaderless without Ramos and Pique, Xavi and Iniesta (hence the penalty taker not having to fight for the ball). I really hope you come out at Slovakia, as I`m sure you can score more than one and I think a cagey match is the last thing you need. Referees do not like you, at least it seems that way to me. Yeah, that old guard was something else. Perhaps I was a little to quick to pick Spain as my favorites. As far as the last group game goes, I'd love a rematch with Slovakia, but I'm afraid we have to play Sweden and it has to be a win. And since we need a win, I hope we come out with two strikers, Lewandowski and Swierczoch, although it'll probably be Swiderski, because of all the praises he's getting tonight. That`s a solid point about playing Sweden. Otherwise it would be a weird group stage :smash:
  3. I`ve seen it before onscreen, but it bears repeating that DeChambeau`s ball speed is 190mph.
  4. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. Now I've asked you in here to see me this morning because I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go. :16ton: Right well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one, and you Arthur Wilson two, just to avoid confusion. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. :huh: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about Art, but I know what I like! I'd like a bit of pram, please. :drool: Oooh, what a lovely little... :popcorn:
  5. How you didn`t win? Honestly, I know that I`m supposed to say how heroic and plucky you were, but really, I don`t think Spain are that great and you can get something against Slovakia. What really matters against big sides is intent, Spain were knocked off their stride quite quickly once you put in some tackles and scared them. Oh yeah, do something about your keeper... :sigh: I agree we came out fighting, not letting Spain spread their wings, but Lewandowski pushed off before scoring, I still don't understand why Morata didn't take the penalty kick, instead the honor went to a guy who just got his foot stamped on. The last fifteen minutes was complete chaos. And why we didn't win? Possibly because Sousa elected to insert Frankowski and not Swierczoch. Maybe that two on one with Lewandowski would've ended in a different way. Sousa`s job - IMHO - was to push the players out with forks, kidnap their wives, whatever would make them angry and attack Spain as they are talented but leaderless without Ramos and Pique, Xavi and Iniesta (hence the penalty taker not having to fight for the ball). I really hope you come out at Slovakia, as I`m sure you can score more than one and I think a cagey match is the last thing you need. Referees do not like you, at least it seems that way to me.
  6. How you didn`t win? Honestly, I know that I`m supposed to say how heroic and plucky you were, but really, I don`t think Spain are that great and you can get something against Slovakia. What really matters against big sides is intent, Spain were knocked off their stride quite quickly once you put in some tackles and scared them. Oh yeah, do something about your keeper... :sigh:
  7. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. Now I've asked you in here to see me this morning because I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go. :16ton: Right well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one, and you Arthur Wilson two, just to avoid confusion. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. :huh: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about Art, but I know what I like!
  8. That`s better. Should be 2-1 up after that miss at the end of the first half. Man alive, the ball has travelled five yards and then there`s contact? Justice! This is the first game where I`m unimpressed with the officials. You really should be allowed a few hits at Spain because they`re so annoying.
  9. A very Happy Birthday to one of TRF`s good guys :cheers: Have a great one.
  10. Rainy 0-0, just like their first ever meeting. A well deserved draw for Scotland. All to play for in their final group match at Hamden. It keeps the interest alive in this group!! Yeah, it looks like they need a win against Croatia in order to finish third. Not impossible. I suspect they will be typical Scotland, play like lions, fall at the last hurdle and be glorious in their failure! Better than mediocre at everything, I suppose :eyeroll:
  11. I really like it when Spain fail, and they have been known to. Sweden could be complacent. It doesn`t look great but Lewandowski must do more in at least one game. I have a feeling it'll happen in the meaningless game against Sweden. This generation of players have shown quality football when the pressure was off. There you go, that`s the spirit :chickendance:
  12. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. Now I've asked you in here to see me this morning because I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go. :16ton: Right well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one, and you Arthur Wilson two, just to avoid confusion.
  13. I've been retired 3 years and I use my phone more than ever. I do my posting here with my computer, get tired of staring at the tiny screen. ;) When I retire I am going off grid. I`m in a very remote place and practically retired but decent internet is essential for streaming and buying stuff, and therefore I fall at the first hurdle of vanishing without a trace. Oh yeah, and my wife needs the internet for work, I forgot about her :facepalm: If I wasn't married I would already be gone. When I say off the grid I mean gone off the grid. No one would ever hear from me again and I don't need the internet for anything. SweetScience connects to TRF via Wifi transmitters he`s fitted in his mailbombs :fury:
  14. Bluetoothed from my phone these days, so there`s something from all bands I like on that (about 1850 songs, I think) and I tend to play that on shuffle. Back in the day, I always had a second copy of VH`s Fair Warning permanently in the car, along with Neil Young`s Rust Never Sleeps. I would bring new CDs in and out but would always have a favourite that I`d always be happy to listen to if I forgot to bring anything from the house. You`re probably too young to have had to experience this, but when I was at Uni in the mid 90s I had a walkman connected to speakers that I had on the back seat as there was no CD or tape player in that car :codger:
  15. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary.
  16. I really like it when Spain fail, and they have been known to. Sweden could be complacent. It doesn`t look great but Lewandowski must do more in at least one game.
  17. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss?
  18. From a Spurs perspective, Kane`s not exactly playing for a move :lol:
  19. I think you`d have got a decent price on him leading anything a few months back. Amazing what that first win has done for him, and the best thing of all is that he`s older than me :notworthy:
  20. I've been retired 3 years and I use my phone more than ever. I do my posting here with my computer, get tired of staring at the tiny screen. ;) When I retire I am going off grid. I`m in a very remote place and practically retired but decent internet is essential for streaming and buying stuff, and therefore I fall at the first hurdle of vanishing without a trace. Oh yeah, and my wife needs the internet for work, I forgot about her :facepalm: If she reads that and you disappear, we'll know why. The unspoken threat of my beloved chopping me up and leaving me in one of the many local woods or rivers is quite a motivator for being a better husband :yes:
  21. What`s the best result for personal safety... I guess a Scotland win, or an honourable draw or defeat now but a win in an independence referendum :drool:
  22. FMF was one of those albums that has a place in my heart from my teenage years. We all loved Tom, growing up in the middle of England, which speaks for his excellence.
  23. I've been retired 3 years and I use my phone more than ever. I do my posting here with my computer, get tired of staring at the tiny screen. ;) When I retire I am going off grid. I`m in a very remote place and practically retired but decent internet is essential for streaming and buying stuff, and therefore I fall at the first hurdle of vanishing without a trace. Oh yeah, and my wife needs the internet for work, I forgot about her :facepalm:
  24. "Is that everything? It seemed like he said quite a bit more than that" :lol:I remember seeing it at the cinema and thinking wow, it`s the most beautiful film I`ve ever seen. :yes: The relative lack of dialogue was powerful. Hence my other Bill pick - Broken Flowers. Jim Jarmusch is a master of pointing the camera at someone and having the confidence to let it play out, without a load of irritating jibjab.
  25. I guess I see it differently, in terms of the value of the lyrics. If lyrics aren`t adding to the music to form a complete piece, then take them out! I wouldn`t enjoy reading a book with childish words or enjoy watching a film that was visually repugnant. I wouldn`t want to hear "Ah, yes to yes, to ah, to yes Why the sun? Why the sun?" in the bloody middle of La Villa Strangiato. Guitar instrumentalists are worth their weight in gold :Alex:
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