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Then there'll be a few forms to sign, and of course we'll need references and then a full medical examination by the... Well, well done, Mrs Hamlet. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :hug2: There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning - no, it's the evening, in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke comes in - bloke comes in - what's his name - what's his name... Perhaps I should introduce myself, I am the Head of the Career Advisory Board. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are. :| But a new factor had entered the race. A team of French chiropodists, working with brand new corn plasters and Dr. Scholl's Mountaineering Sandals, were close behind. Let us, like him-a, hold up one shoe-a and let the other be upon our foot-a. :fistbump: And where do they stand on young people? Oh yeah, get 'em when they're young, eh. :bang bang: Know what I mean, eh? No... you not speak English velly wells. We like play clicket - not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...housey housey...Bingo. Wasn't he marvelous? The Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. :clap: And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesman and I am senior to both of you. But I've had more women than either of you two. :cool: I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. What is it that attracts someone like Robert to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist. I have a letter from my mother in which she asks how the psychiatry is going, and I think you'll realize that the one person you can't fool is your mother. So if you'd like to ask me any questions about psychiatry, I bet I can answer them. :ph34r: Why do you think I rang the bell? Five, four, three, two, one, zero! My very great privilege to introduce Simon Ewing. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you "The Bells of St. Mary's." :popcorn: Well look... I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey. Well, you can't change your bloody wife! :tsk: Your wife not nurse. She nurse, your wife patient. Be patient, she nurse your wife. Me doctor, you tent, you tree, you Tarzan, me Jane, you Trent, Utrillo...me doctor!

Then there'll be a few forms to sign, and of course we'll need references and then a full medical examination by the... Well, well done, Mrs Hamlet. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :hug2: There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning - no, it's the evening, in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke comes in - bloke comes in - what's his name - what's his name... Perhaps I should introduce myself, I am the Head of the Career Advisory Board. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are. :| But a new factor had entered the race. A team of French chiropodists, working with brand new corn plasters and Dr. Scholl's Mountaineering Sandals, were close behind. Let us, like him-a, hold up one shoe-a and let the other be upon our foot-a. :fistbump: And where do they stand on young people? Oh yeah, get 'em when they're young, eh. :bang bang: Know what I mean, eh? No... you not speak English velly wells. We like play clicket - not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...housey housey...Bingo. Wasn't he marvelous? The Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. :clap: And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesman and I am senior to both of you. But I've had more women than either of you two. :cool: I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. What is it that attracts someone like Robert to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist. I have a letter from my mother in which she asks how the psychiatry is going, and I think you'll realize that the one person you can't fool is your mother. So if you'd like to ask me any questions about psychiatry, I bet I can answer them. :ph34r: Why do you think I rang the bell? Five, four, three, two, one, zero! My very great privilege to introduce Simon Ewing. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you "The Bells of St. Mary's." :popcorn: Well look... I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey.

Then there'll be a few forms to sign, and of course we'll need references and then a full medical examination by the... Well, well done, Mrs Hamlet. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :hug2: There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning - no, it's the evening, in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke comes in - bloke comes in - what's his name - what's his name... Perhaps I should introduce myself, I am the Head of the Career Advisory Board. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are. :| But a new factor had entered the race. A team of French chiropodists, working with brand new corn plasters and Dr. Scholl's Mountaineering Sandals, were close behind. Let us, like him-a, hold up one shoe-a and let the other be upon our foot-a. :fistbump: And where do they stand on young people? Oh yeah, get 'em when they're young, eh. :bang bang: Know what I mean, eh? No... you not speak English velly wells. We like play clicket - not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...housey housey...Bingo. Wasn't he marvelous? The Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. :clap: And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesman and I am senior to both of you. But I've had more women than either of you two. :cool: I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. What is it that attracts someone like Robert to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist. I have a letter from my mother in which she asks how the psychiatry is going, and I think you'll realize that the one person you can't fool is your mother. So if you'd like to ask me any questions about psychiatry, I bet I can answer them. :ph34r: Why do you think I rang the bell? Five, four, three, two, one, zero!

Then there'll be a few forms to sign, and of course we'll need references and then a full medical examination by the... Well, well done, Mrs Hamlet. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :hug2: There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning - no, it's the evening, in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke comes in - bloke comes in - what's his name - what's his name... Perhaps I should introduce myself, I am the Head of the Career Advisory Board. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are. :| But a new factor had entered the race. A team of French chiropodists, working with brand new corn plasters and Dr. Scholl's Mountaineering Sandals, were close behind. Let us, like him-a, hold up one shoe-a and let the other be upon our foot-a. :fistbump: And where do they stand on young people? Oh yeah, get 'em when they're young, eh. :bang bang: Know what I mean, eh? No... you not speak English velly wells. We like play clicket - not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...housey housey...Bingo. Wasn't he marvelous? The Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. :clap: And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesman and I am senior to both of you. But I've had more women than either of you two. :cool: I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. What is it that attracts someone like Robert to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist.

Then there'll be a few forms to sign, and of course we'll need references and then a full medical examination by the... Well, well done, Mrs Hamlet. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :hug2: There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning - no, it's the evening, in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke comes in - bloke comes in - what's his name - what's his name... Perhaps I should introduce myself, I am the Head of the Career Advisory Board. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are. :| But a new factor had entered the race. A team of French chiropodists, working with brand new corn plasters and Dr. Scholl's Mountaineering Sandals, were close behind. Let us, like him-a, hold up one shoe-a and let the other be upon our foot-a. :fistbump: And where do they stand on young people? Oh yeah, get 'em when they're young, eh. :bang bang: Know what I mean, eh? No... you not speak English velly wells. We like play clicket - not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...housey housey...Bingo. Wasn't he marvelous? The Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. :clap: And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesman and I am senior to both of you.

Then there'll be a few forms to sign, and of course we'll need references and then a full medical examination by the... Well, well done, Mrs Hamlet. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :hug2: There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning - no, it's the evening, in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke comes in - bloke comes in - what's his name - what's his name... Perhaps I should introduce myself, I am the Head of the Career Advisory Board. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are. :| But a new factor had entered the race. A team of French chiropodists, working with brand new corn plasters and Dr. Scholl's Mountaineering Sandals, were close behind. Let us, like him-a, hold up one shoe-a and let the other be upon our foot-a. :fistbump: And where do they stand on young people? Oh yeah, get 'em when they're young, eh. :bang bang: Know what I mean, eh? No... you not speak English velly wells. We like play clicket - not clicket - clicket...clicketty click...housey housey...Bingo.

Then there'll be a few forms to sign, and of course we'll need references and then a full medical examination by the... Well, well done, Mrs Hamlet. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :hug2: There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning - no, it's the evening, in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke comes in - bloke comes in - what's his name - what's his name... Perhaps I should introduce myself, I am the Head of the Career Advisory Board. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are. :| But a new factor had entered the race. A team of French chiropodists, working with brand new corn plasters and Dr. Scholl's Mountaineering Sandals, were close behind. Let us, like him-a, hold up one shoe-a and let the other be upon our foot-a. :fistbump: And where do they stand on young people?

Then there'll be a few forms to sign, and of course we'll need references and then a full medical examination by the... Well, well done, Mrs Hamlet. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :hug2: There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning - no, it's the evening, in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke comes in - bloke comes in - what's his name - what's his name... Perhaps I should introduce myself, I am the Head of the Career Advisory Board. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are. :| But a new factor had entered the race. A team of French chiropodists, working with brand new corn plasters and Dr. Scholl's Mountaineering Sandals, were close behind.

Then there'll be a few forms to sign, and of course we'll need references and then a full medical examination by the... Well, well done, Mrs Hamlet. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :hug2: There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning - no, it's the evening, in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke comes in - bloke comes in - what's his name - what's his name...

Then there'll be a few forms to sign, and of course we'll need references and then a full medical examination by the...

Fractured tibia? Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? :bitchslap: Oh goody! I can get on with the ironing. I can stand physical pain, you know. :cool: I can only give you name, rank and why did the chicken cross the road. It's your laugh mate, it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers - and now for the whitewash. Enjoy Glenda Jackson with a Constant Snug Fit and Solid Support in all four areas. :drool: Here you see some English comic actors engaged in a life or death struggle with a rather weak ending. Oh pity, I rather like that one. What about summing up from the panel? You know, the big match experts. :poke: All right girls, now stop this tomfoolery and get back to bed, remember it's the big match at St Bridget's tomorrow. Oh yes, well we're fairly confident, David. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl: Engine room, stand by to feed the cat. Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam? :unsure: There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm. Number six: Just above the elbow. :hi: He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr. Njorl? :yes: I think that, with Government backing, I could make it very silly. I was proceeding in a northerly direction up Alitalia Street when I saw the deceased standing at an upstairs window, baring her bosom at the general public. And the referee had no option whatsoever but to send her off. :rose: Well well well. 'Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo. :tsk: Arrange them nicely in a vase. Get in! Get in! Get in! He's good! You could learn a thing or two from him. Right now you two me old beauties, you are nicked.

Fractured tibia? Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? :bitchslap: Oh goody! I can get on with the ironing. I can stand physical pain, you know. :cool: I can only give you name, rank and why did the chicken cross the road. It's your laugh mate, it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers - and now for the whitewash. Enjoy Glenda Jackson with a Constant Snug Fit and Solid Support in all four areas. :drool: Here you see some English comic actors engaged in a life or death struggle with a rather weak ending. Oh pity, I rather like that one. What about summing up from the panel? You know, the big match experts. :poke: All right girls, now stop this tomfoolery and get back to bed, remember it's the big match at St Bridget's tomorrow. Oh yes, well we're fairly confident, David. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl: Engine room, stand by to feed the cat. Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam? :unsure: There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm. Number six: Just above the elbow. :hi: He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr. Njorl? :yes: I think that, with Government backing, I could make it very silly. I was proceeding in a northerly direction up Alitalia Street when I saw the deceased standing at an upstairs window, baring her bosom at the general public. And the referee had no option whatsoever but to send her off. :rose: Well well well. 'Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.

Fractured tibia? Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? :bitchslap: Oh goody! I can get on with the ironing. I can stand physical pain, you know. :cool: I can only give you name, rank and why did the chicken cross the road. It's your laugh mate, it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers - and now for the whitewash. Enjoy Glenda Jackson with a Constant Snug Fit and Solid Support in all four areas. :drool: Here you see some English comic actors engaged in a life or death struggle with a rather weak ending. Oh pity, I rather like that one. What about summing up from the panel? You know, the big match experts. :poke: All right girls, now stop this tomfoolery and get back to bed, remember it's the big match at St Bridget's tomorrow. Oh yes, well we're fairly confident, David. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl: Engine room, stand by to feed the cat. Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam? :unsure: There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm. Number six: Just above the elbow. :hi: He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr. Njorl? :yes: I think that, with Government backing, I could make it very silly. I was proceeding in a northerly direction up Alitalia Street when I saw the deceased standing at an upstairs window, baring her bosom at the general public.

Fractured tibia? Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? :bitchslap: Oh goody! I can get on with the ironing. I can stand physical pain, you know. :cool: I can only give you name, rank and why did the chicken cross the road. It's your laugh mate, it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers - and now for the whitewash. Enjoy Glenda Jackson with a Constant Snug Fit and Solid Support in all four areas. :drool: Here you see some English comic actors engaged in a life or death struggle with a rather weak ending. Oh pity, I rather like that one. What about summing up from the panel? You know, the big match experts. :poke: All right girls, now stop this tomfoolery and get back to bed, remember it's the big match at St Bridget's tomorrow. Oh yes, well we're fairly confident, David. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl: Engine room, stand by to feed the cat. Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam? :unsure: There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm. Number six: Just above the elbow. :hi: He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr. Njorl?

Fractured tibia? Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? :bitchslap: Oh goody! I can get on with the ironing. I can stand physical pain, you know. :cool: I can only give you name, rank and why did the chicken cross the road. It's your laugh mate, it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers - and now for the whitewash. Enjoy Glenda Jackson with a Constant Snug Fit and Solid Support in all four areas. :drool: Here you see some English comic actors engaged in a life or death struggle with a rather weak ending. Oh pity, I rather like that one. What about summing up from the panel? You know, the big match experts. :poke: All right girls, now stop this tomfoolery and get back to bed, remember it's the big match at St Bridget's tomorrow. Oh yes, well we're fairly confident, David. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl: Engine room, stand by to feed the cat. Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam? :unsure: There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.

Fractured tibia? Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? :bitchslap: Oh goody! I can get on with the ironing. I can stand physical pain, you know. :cool: I can only give you name, rank and why did the chicken cross the road. It's your laugh mate, it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers - and now for the whitewash. Enjoy Glenda Jackson with a Constant Snug Fit and Solid Support in all four areas. :drool: Here you see some English comic actors engaged in a life or death struggle with a rather weak ending. Oh pity, I rather like that one. What about summing up from the panel? You know, the big match experts. :poke: All right girls, now stop this tomfoolery and get back to bed, remember it's the big match at St Bridget's tomorrow. Oh yes, well we're fairly confident, David. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl: Engine room, stand by to feed the cat.

Interesting that it is illegal to refuse cash. That is not the case in the US. It’s not illegal to refuse cash for goods. Only to pay debts, hence the phrase “legal tender”. I tried to clarify in a different post, but I don`t think I did it very clearly - lockdown has fried my feeble brain.

We shouldn`t dismiss him yet - he may have a fascinating saga to tell about meeting Neil riding before Neil bought a bike, once his phone has charged.

Fractured tibia? Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? :bitchslap: Oh goody! I can get on with the ironing. I can stand physical pain, you know. :cool: I can only give you name, rank and why did the chicken cross the road. It's your laugh mate, it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers - and now for the whitewash. Enjoy Glenda Jackson with a Constant Snug Fit and Solid Support in all four areas. :drool: Here you see some English comic actors engaged in a life or death struggle with a rather weak ending. Oh pity, I rather like that one. What about summing up from the panel? You know, the big match experts. :poke: All right girls, now stop this tomfoolery and get back to bed, remember it's the big match at St Bridget's tomorrow.

Fractured tibia? Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? :bitchslap: Oh goody! I can get on with the ironing. I can stand physical pain, you know. :cool: I can only give you name, rank and why did the chicken cross the road. It's your laugh mate, it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers - and now for the whitewash. Enjoy Glenda Jackson with a Constant Snug Fit and Solid Support in all four areas. :drool: Here you see some English comic actors engaged in a life or death struggle with a rather weak ending.

Yes, everyone register with fake names; all forums need less accountability and more sock puppets. The last few months have been tough, trying to keep up with non-mainstream theories. I don't think I can commit to another truth cause right now.

Fractured tibia? Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? :bitchslap: Oh goody! I can get on with the ironing. I can stand physical pain, you know. :cool: I can only give you name, rank and why did the chicken cross the road. It's your laugh mate, it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers - and now for the whitewash.

Fractured tibia? Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? :bitchslap: Oh goody! I can get on with the ironing.

I appear to have landed on this kind of ledge thing.

To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter. Well, not enormous...let's have look at a clip in which Julius Caesar talks to his generals during the battle against Caractacus. :codger: :wub: :wub: Oh, yes. Oh, incidentally your film's won a prize. "Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads"? :chickendance: Ah, well I'm afraid we have to stop the film there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which might have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though not to me, I can tell you. It is easy for us to judge Simon Piranha too harshly. After all, he only does what many of us simply dream of doing... :smash: :bitchslap: :bang bang: I wish to plead incompetence. :tsk: Not at all bad. Another merciless sweep across Central Europe. So with the scores all equal now we go onto our second round, and Robert it's your starter for ten. Teddy Johnson and Pearl Carr won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1959. What was the name of the song? "In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking, :blush: now heaven knows, anything goes"? I'm a goner, major. Leave me, I'm... I'm not a complete man anymore. Listen, tell you what. I'll file your legs down a bit, take your snout out, stick a few wires through your cheeks. There you are. :ebert: And don't forget the "Hercules Hold-'em-In", the all-purpose concrete truss for the man with the family hernia. I have to push the pram a lot. :sigh: I see. May I see your silly walk? Oh, I dinna like to...they are kinda personal...but I will. :chickendance: Read all about it! Piranha brothers escape! All right. I want a full-scale Red Alert throughout the world. Surround everyone with everything we've got. :bump: Yes, I've got a hat.