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This parrot is definitely deceased. Look, I took the liberty of examining this parrot, and I discovered that the only reason it had been sitting on its perch in the first place is that it had been nailed there!

The world is the world is Love and life are deep.

Don't stick that finger in your ear!

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Dec 14 2004, 01:49 PM) Do you get wafers with it? OF COURSE YOU DON'T GET F***ING WAFERS WITH IT, YOU ****! (That was the "Live at the Hollywood Bowl" version. )

ALBATROSS!!

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Dec 14 2004, 09:38 AM) June 23 1894 - Edward VIII and Alfred Kinsey 1400 - Johannes Gutenberg Aren't they dead now?

But that wasn't five minutes just now!

No it isn't! An argument is an intellectual process! Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of what the other person says!

So, you think you are strong because you survived the soft cushions! Biggles....put her in the comfy chair! Now, you will stay in the comfy chair until lunchtime, with only a cup of coffee at eleven! CONFESS!!!!

It's been on order for two weeks, sir. I was expecting it this morning.

QUOTE (afansince74 @ Dec 7 2004, 08:13 PM) Hello! Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat! Four hours to bury a cat?!?! Yes - it wouldn't keep still. Shreikin' about, howling. Oh - it wasn't dead, then? No, no - but it's not at all a well cat, and as we were going for a fortnight, we thought we'd better bury it, just to be on the safe side. I love that bit.

One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

And if you buy now...

QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Dec 5 2004, 04:56 PM) http://www.rushmessageboard.com/forums/cp/uploads//post-2084-1102283565.jpg Cool shot, Barn!

___________________________________ Danny: I think World War II just started ___________________________________ Evelyn: Do you ever wonder if this war's going to catch up with us? ___________________________________ Rafe: Not anxious to die sir, just anxious to matter. ___________________________________ Rafe: Returning from the dead wasn't all that I expected... but that's life. ___________________________________ Rafe: You are so beautiful it hurts. Evelyn: It's your nose that hurts. Rafe: I think it's my heart ___________________________________ Rafe: Danny, you can't die. You can't die. You know why? 'Cause you're gonna be a father. You're gonna be a daddy. I wasn't supposed to tell you. You're gonna be a father. Danny: No, you are ___________________________________ Danny: Well guess what? It isn't training over there, it's war. Where losers die and there aren't any winners... Now if trouble awaits me, I'm ready. But why go looking for it? ___________________________________ General: Mr. President, with all due respect, sir... what you're asking can't be done. [President struggles and gets out of wheelchair] President Franklin D. Roosevelt: [serious tone] Do not tell me it can't be done. ___________________________________ Evelyn: Rafe I'm pregnant... I didn't even know until the day you turned up alive... and then all this happened... ___________________________________ All of the above quotes are from 2001's "Pearl Harbor."

"BEANS!!!!!!!!"

QUOTE (Moonraker @ Dec 5 2004, 06:40 PM) Love love love Chemistry. Especially the guitar solo, I read in an interview that Alex recorded it by blaring his amplifiers out towards the surrounding mountains and recorded it with a natural echo. They also did that with Geddy's vocals in the beginning of "Natural Science." Bounced them off the mountains and recorded the natural echo. Sure sounds "natural!"

QUOTE (Drumnut @ Dec 5 2004, 03:03 AM)QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 4 2004, 11:18 PM) CLICK HERE for the larger version of that photo. It must have been good because now it says: Forbidden You don't have permission to access /images/dukesofhazzard_daisy1.jpg on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. That link worked last night. The site wants you to see some advertising to view the large pic, and that link bypassed that. So, screw them... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/1001001/dukesofhazzard_daisy1.jpg

CLICK HERE for the larger version of that photo.

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Dec 4 2004, 09:04 PM) QUOTE (Drew @ Dec 4 2004, 07:32 PM) She still looks like a boy. And she's still an idiot. I'm not going to comment on her looks, but yes, she does at least seem really vacant. You won't, but I will: She's friggin' hot. And most definitely looks like a girl. And maybe she is mostly air upstairs, but she has just enough brains to parlay that ditziness into an image that makes money, at least for now.

Umm.....wow.

QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Dec 3 2004, 05:27 PM) QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Dec 3 2004, 05:26 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 3 2004, 01:32 PM) QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Dec 3 2004, 02:19 AM) Hello, er can we have your liver....? "But, I'm using it right now..." Come on sir...don't muck us about (grabbing wallet) "Hallo! What's this then?" "An organ doner card! Need we say more?" AHHHHHHHHHHH!

QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Dec 3 2004, 02:19 AM) Hello, er can we have your liver....? "But, I'm using it right now..."

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Dec 2 2004, 09:10 PM) QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Dec 2 2004, 10:08 PM) QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Dec 2 2004, 12:44 AM) QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Dec 2 2004, 12:32 AM) I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry!! Now go away or I will taunt you a second time But I am your king!!!! We 'aven't got a king..we're an anarchic syndicicalist commune...come and see the violence inherent in the system HELP, HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED "Bloody peasant!" "Oh, what a giveaway! Did you see him repressing me? You saw that, didn't you?"

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Nov 30 2004, 10:33 PM) http://www.heretical.com/miscella/mpgumbey.jpg "I like to hear the sound...of two bricks being bashed together!"