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#21 troutman

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Posted 03 November 2014 - 01:50 PM

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Had a rather vivid sex dream about my supervisor last night.  OK, yes, he's hot, and sweet, and funny as hell.  The other woman in my department and I often giggle about it - "dammit, A, STOP BEING SO SEXY!"  He's a married father of 3 (and I am a happily married pet owner), around my age, and there is absolutely no flirting going on between anyone.  But we're all very laid back about everything in my department - no one worries about "inappropriate" wisecracking and getting reported for it.  And we swear freely and tell off-colour jokes.

He works mostly from his home office since he lives a rather long way from the home base and he does a fair amount of traveling.  But he texted me earlier today to let me know he's coming in tomorrow to work on some prep for an upcoming conference call on one of my projects; I know the jurisdiction and the officials there, but he's taking over at the point where someone has to go appear at the board hearing (I hate that kind of shit and he's good at it).

So yikes - in light of last night's dream - it's going to be weird to look him in the eye.

Why would it be weird?

It's just a dream. Unless you have other intentions. :P

You've never dreamed about having raunchy sex with someone not your significant other?  And then had to interact with them shortly thereafter?  It's just odd at first, can't exactly explain it.

It's not nearly as weird in this instance - at least A is attractive and a nice guy; I have no intentions of trying to jump him but it's not an unappealing thought.   What's really screwy is dreaming of someone you'd never, ever in a million years consider getting naked with in real life.  I've had those dreams before (though thank god not in a long time), and the next day all I can think when I see them is, "eewww, yuck, HOW COULD I???  Why, subconscious, WHY HIM???"

I have,

But it's only a dream. :lol: It's what dreams are made of! :D

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Posted 03 November 2014 - 01:51 PM

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The subconscious would be a terrible thing to waste..... :D

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Posted 03 November 2014 - 02:52 PM

View PostMara, on 03 November 2014 - 09:13 AM, said:

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View PostMara, on 02 November 2014 - 07:22 PM, said:

Had a rather vivid sex dream about my supervisor last night.  OK, yes, he's hot, and sweet, and funny as hell.  The other woman in my department and I often giggle about it - "dammit, A, STOP BEING SO SEXY!"  He's a married father of 3 (and I am a happily married pet owner), around my age, and there is absolutely no flirting going on between anyone.  But we're all very laid back about everything in my department - no one worries about "inappropriate" wisecracking and getting reported for it.  And we swear freely and tell off-colour jokes.

He works mostly from his home office since he lives a rather long way from the home base and he does a fair amount of traveling.  But he texted me earlier today to let me know he's coming in tomorrow to work on some prep for an upcoming conference call on one of my projects; I know the jurisdiction and the officials there, but he's taking over at the point where someone has to go appear at the board hearing (I hate that kind of shit and he's good at it).

So yikes - in light of last night's dream - it's going to be weird to look him in the eye.

Why would it be weird?

It's just a dream. Unless you have other intentions. :P

You've never dreamed about having raunchy sex with someone not your significant other?  And then had to interact with them shortly thereafter?  
I think everyone does this. It's totally normal and healthy. It's fun to think about getting all down and dirty with someone else. It's only thinking about it, not acting on it. Man the things I have had Lifeson doing. Or some of you TRF people. Or my friends. Or that really cute barista at Starbucks. Or that guy who works at my local grocery store.

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Posted 03 November 2014 - 02:53 PM

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 03 November 2014 - 10:56 AM, said:

Perhaps many men can thank a woman's subconscious for getting laid?  :P
HA! Yeah, lots of people should be sending me thank yous.

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Posted 03 November 2014 - 02:54 PM

View PostJanie, on 03 November 2014 - 02:52 PM, said:

View PostMara, on 03 November 2014 - 09:13 AM, said:

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View PostMara, on 02 November 2014 - 07:22 PM, said:

Had a rather vivid sex dream about my supervisor last night.  OK, yes, he's hot, and sweet, and funny as hell.  The other woman in my department and I often giggle about it - "dammit, A, STOP BEING SO SEXY!"  He's a married father of 3 (and I am a happily married pet owner), around my age, and there is absolutely no flirting going on between anyone.  But we're all very laid back about everything in my department - no one worries about "inappropriate" wisecracking and getting reported for it.  And we swear freely and tell off-colour jokes.

He works mostly from his home office since he lives a rather long way from the home base and he does a fair amount of traveling.  But he texted me earlier today to let me know he's coming in tomorrow to work on some prep for an upcoming conference call on one of my projects; I know the jurisdiction and the officials there, but he's taking over at the point where someone has to go appear at the board hearing (I hate that kind of shit and he's good at it).

So yikes - in light of last night's dream - it's going to be weird to look him in the eye.

Why would it be weird?

It's just a dream. Unless you have other intentions. :P

You've never dreamed about having raunchy sex with someone not your significant other?  And then had to interact with them shortly thereafter?  
I think everyone does this. It's totally normal and healthy. It's fun to think about getting all down and dirty with someone else. It's only thinking about it, not acting on it. Man the things I have had Lifeson doing. Or some of you TRF people. Or my friends. Or that really cute barista at Starbucks. Or that guy who works at my local grocery store.

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Posted 03 November 2014 - 04:14 PM

He was his usual handsome and charming self today, but I'm sorry to have to disappoint everyone and report back that all interactions with A today were normal.  He did sit very very close to me but that's because all the information we were reviewing was on my lap (top).

He is more than welcome to repeat Saturday night and dream-bang me again.  'Twas right pleasant, I must say.

Edited by Mara, 03 November 2014 - 04:16 PM.


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Posted 03 November 2014 - 06:13 PM

View PostMara, on 03 November 2014 - 04:14 PM, said:

He was his usual handsome and charming self today, but I'm sorry to have to disappoint everyone and report back that all interactions with A today were normal.  He did sit very very close to me but that's because all the information we were reviewing was on my lap (top).

He is more than welcome to repeat Saturday night and dream-bang me again.  'Twas right pleasant, I must say.
Please keep us informed if he "has" you again.... ;) :cheers:

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Posted 03 November 2014 - 06:16 PM

View PostNarpski, on 03 November 2014 - 06:13 PM, said:

View PostMara, on 03 November 2014 - 04:14 PM, said:

He was his usual handsome and charming self today, but I'm sorry to have to disappoint everyone and report back that all interactions with A today were normal.  He did sit very very close to me but that's because all the information we were reviewing was on my lap (top).

He is more than welcome to repeat Saturday night and dream-bang me again.  'Twas right pleasant, I must say.
Please keep us informed if he "has" you again.... ;) :cheers:

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Posted 03 November 2014 - 06:24 PM

Damn!, I never have dreams like that (kicks can).  I'm always running away in slow motion from something potentially gory..

Edited by librarian, 03 November 2014 - 06:24 PM.


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Posted 03 November 2014 - 07:00 PM

View Postlibrarian, on 03 November 2014 - 06:24 PM, said:

Damn!, I never have dreams like that (kicks can).  I'm always running away in slow motion from something potentially gory..

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Posted 03 November 2014 - 07:05 PM

View PostJanie, on 03 November 2014 - 02:52 PM, said:

View PostMara, on 03 November 2014 - 09:13 AM, said:

View Posttroutman, on 03 November 2014 - 06:12 AM, said:

View PostMara, on 02 November 2014 - 07:22 PM, said:

Had a rather vivid sex dream about my supervisor last night.  OK, yes, he's hot, and sweet, and funny as hell.  The other woman in my department and I often giggle about it - "dammit, A, STOP BEING SO SEXY!"  He's a married father of 3 (and I am a happily married pet owner), around my age, and there is absolutely no flirting going on between anyone.  But we're all very laid back about everything in my department - no one worries about "inappropriate" wisecracking and getting reported for it.  And we swear freely and tell off-colour jokes.

He works mostly from his home office since he lives a rather long way from the home base and he does a fair amount of traveling.  But he texted me earlier today to let me know he's coming in tomorrow to work on some prep for an upcoming conference call on one of my projects; I know the jurisdiction and the officials there, but he's taking over at the point where someone has to go appear at the board hearing (I hate that kind of shit and he's good at it).

So yikes - in light of last night's dream - it's going to be weird to look him in the eye.

Why would it be weird?

It's just a dream. Unless you have other intentions. :P

You've never dreamed about having raunchy sex with someone not your significant other?  And then had to interact with them shortly thereafter?  
I think everyone does this. It's totally normal and healthy. It's fun to think about getting all down and dirty with someone else. It's only thinking about it, not acting on it. Man the things I have had Lifeson doing. Or some of you TRF people. Or my friends. Or that really cute barista at Starbucks. Or that guy who works at my local grocery store.
This is true. What's amazing is to see how things change as you get to know them. I've thought some women coworkers were very attractive only to get to know them and find them meh. Others I though were meh and then got to know them and found them to be very attractive.  Of course, work is work and I'm married.  I dated a coworker once before I got married and when it went south I realized how bad an idea it was.  Dealing with a pita while trying to work is no fun.

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Posted 03 November 2014 - 07:27 PM

View PostAncient Ways, on 03 November 2014 - 07:05 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 03 November 2014 - 02:52 PM, said:

View PostMara, on 03 November 2014 - 09:13 AM, said:

View Posttroutman, on 03 November 2014 - 06:12 AM, said:

View PostMara, on 02 November 2014 - 07:22 PM, said:

Had a rather vivid sex dream about my supervisor last night.  OK, yes, he's hot, and sweet, and funny as hell.  The other woman in my department and I often giggle about it - "dammit, A, STOP BEING SO SEXY!"  He's a married father of 3 (and I am a happily married pet owner), around my age, and there is absolutely no flirting going on between anyone.  But we're all very laid back about everything in my department - no one worries about "inappropriate" wisecracking and getting reported for it.  And we swear freely and tell off-colour jokes.

He works mostly from his home office since he lives a rather long way from the home base and he does a fair amount of traveling.  But he texted me earlier today to let me know he's coming in tomorrow to work on some prep for an upcoming conference call on one of my projects; I know the jurisdiction and the officials there, but he's taking over at the point where someone has to go appear at the board hearing (I hate that kind of shit and he's good at it).

So yikes - in light of last night's dream - it's going to be weird to look him in the eye.

Why would it be weird?

It's just a dream. Unless you have other intentions. :P

You've never dreamed about having raunchy sex with someone not your significant other?  And then had to interact with them shortly thereafter?  
I think everyone does this. It's totally normal and healthy. It's fun to think about getting all down and dirty with someone else. It's only thinking about it, not acting on it. Man the things I have had Lifeson doing. Or some of you TRF people. Or my friends. Or that really cute barista at Starbucks. Or that guy who works at my local grocery store.
This is true. What's amazing is to see how things change as you get to know them. I've thought some women coworkers were very attractive only to get to know them and find them meh. Others I though were meh and then got to know them and found them to be very attractive.  Of course, work is work and I'm married.  I dated a coworker once before I got married and when it went south I realized how bad an idea it was.  Dealing with a pita while trying to work is no fun.

Oh hey, many years ago I worked with a guy who I at first thought was smokin' hot.  But he turned out to be the douchiest meatsack of assholery I had encountered in a number of years.  A shitty personality will absolutely trash the hotness quotient.

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Posted 03 November 2014 - 11:13 PM

View PostMara, on 03 November 2014 - 04:14 PM, said:

He was his usual handsome and charming self today, but I'm sorry to have to disappoint everyone and report back that all interactions with A today were normal.  He did sit very very close to me but that's because all the information we were reviewing was on my lap (top).

He is more than welcome to repeat Saturday night and dream-bang me again.  'Twas right pleasant, I must say.
Well, damn.  No action here.  Let me check the Prison Stories thread.  LOL.

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Posted 04 November 2014 - 01:06 AM

When you have a dream the people particpiating in your dream are dreaming the same thing as you.

Why don't you ask him what he dreamt about the other night and watch his reaction?

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Posted 04 November 2014 - 06:18 AM

View Postsavagegrace26, on 04 November 2014 - 01:06 AM, said:

When you have a dream the people particpiating in your dream are dreaming the same thing as you.

Why don't you ask him what he dreamt about the other night and watch his reaction?

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Posted 04 November 2014 - 07:16 AM

View Postsavagegrace26, on 04 November 2014 - 01:06 AM, said:

When you have a dream the people particpiating in your dream are dreaming the same thing as you.

Why don't you ask him what he dreamt about the other night and watch his reaction?

Uh oh...I hope the same thing doesn't hold true for animals...

I'm sorry, sheep!

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Posted 04 November 2014 - 07:19 PM

I've had dreams where I've been in a situation that in real life I would never do, like with multiple partners. I had one of those just the other morning and got woken up just as things were about to get going by the drugstore automated refill computer. Almost threw my phone against the wall. :lol:

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Posted 04 November 2014 - 07:24 PM

View PostEagleMoon, on 04 November 2014 - 07:19 PM, said:

I've had dreams where I've been in a situation that in real life I would never do, like with multiple partners. I had one of those just the other morning and got woken up just as things were about to get going by the drugstore automated refill computer. Almost threw my phone against the wall. :lol:
I tried to hit the "really like" button but couldn't find it. Be careful with your tender back as well.... :D

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Posted 04 November 2014 - 08:00 PM

View PostNarpski, on 04 November 2014 - 07:24 PM, said:

View PostEagleMoon, on 04 November 2014 - 07:19 PM, said:

I've had dreams where I've been in a situation that in real life I would never do, like with multiple partners. I had one of those just the other morning and got woken up just as things were about to get going by the drugstore automated refill computer. Almost threw my phone against the wall. :lol:
I tried to hit the "really like" button but couldn't find it. Be careful with your tender back as well.... :D

Yeah in retrospect, maybe it was a good thing.  :lol:

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Posted 04 November 2014 - 08:02 PM

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