blackhawkrush Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gifEr... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gifEr... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gifEr... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.Ron, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gifEr... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.Ron, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel?With a melon??? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gifEr... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.Ron, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel?With a melon???You promised you wouldn't do fruit this week. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gifEr... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.Ron, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel?With a melon???You promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gifEr... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.Ron, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel?With a melon???You promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. :drool:Well yes. Yes. Of course, it's a bit of a jump isn't it? I mean, er, chartered accountancy to gynaecologist in one go. You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards gynaecology, say, via banking? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gifEr... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.Ron, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel?With a melon???You promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. :drool:Well yes. Yes. Of course, it's a bit of a jump isn't it? I mean, er, chartered accountancy to gynaecologist in one go. You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards gynaecology, say, via banking?Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gifEr... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.Ron, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel?With a melon???You promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. :drool:Well yes. Yes. Of course, it's a bit of a jump isn't it? I mean, er, chartered accountancy to gynaecologist in one go. You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards gynaecology, say, via banking?Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. Look, something's happening to me. I... I... um, I think I'd better go and see a gynaecologist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gifEr... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.Ron, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel?With a melon???You promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. :drool:Well yes. Yes. Of course, it's a bit of a jump isn't it? I mean, er, chartered accountancy to gynaecologist in one go. You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards gynaecology, say, via banking?Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. Look, something's happening to me. I... I... um, I think I'd better go and see a gynaecologist. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gifEr... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.Ron, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel?With a melon???You promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. :drool:Well yes. Yes. Of course, it's a bit of a jump isn't it? I mean, er, chartered accountancy to gynaecologist in one go. You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards gynaecology, say, via banking?Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. Look, something's happening to me. I... I... um, I think I'd better go and see a gynaecologist. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Yes, please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand.........sorry I can't think of anything.She's got a big bottom :yay:A bit of spare in the botty department. Blimey, she don't go much, do she? She's from Purley.She trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh. Know what I mean. Oooh! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gifWe interrupt this thread to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga. Apparently Michael Ellis......is coming to the matchbox jump...three layers of matchboxes to clear...and Michael's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime...if only his father could understand!Daddy's a banker. He needed a wastepaper basket. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0006.gifEr... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.Ron, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel?With a melon???You promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. :drool:Well yes. Yes. Of course, it's a bit of a jump isn't it? I mean, er, chartered accountancy to gynaecologist in one go. You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards gynaecology, say, via banking?Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. Look, something's happening to me. I... I... um, I think I'd better go and see a gynaecologist. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it againNo, no, I'll be very good, sir, really.....Good morning, sir... how are you, sir... bit parky outside today... isn't it, sir... ? A very nice suit you've got there, sir... you had a very close shave this morning, sir...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/ashamed/ashamed0003.gif 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it againNo, no, I'll be very good, sir, really.....Good morning, sir... how are you, sir... bit parky outside today... isn't it, sir... ? A very nice suit you've got there, sir... you had a very close shave this morning, sir...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/ashamed/ashamed0003.gifYou bastard! You vicious, heartless BASTARD! Look what you've done to him! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it againNo, no, I'll be very good, sir, really.....Good morning, sir... how are you, sir... bit parky outside today... isn't it, sir... ? A very nice suit you've got there, sir... you had a very close shave this morning, sir...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/ashamed/ashamed0003.gifYou bastard! You vicious, heartless BASTARD! Look what you've done to him!Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man - he's a woman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it againNo, no, I'll be very good, sir, really.....Good morning, sir... how are you, sir... bit parky outside today... isn't it, sir... ? A very nice suit you've got there, sir... you had a very close shave this morning, sir...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/ashamed/ashamed0003.gifYou bastard! You vicious, heartless BASTARD! Look what you've done to him!Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man - he's a womanIn fact Mr Aldridge, not to put too fine a point on it, would you be prepared to say that you are, as it were, what is generally known as, in a manner of speaking, 'dead'? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it againNo, no, I'll be very good, sir, really.....Good morning, sir... how are you, sir... bit parky outside today... isn't it, sir... ? A very nice suit you've got there, sir... you had a very close shave this morning, sir...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/ashamed/ashamed0003.gifYou bastard! You vicious, heartless BASTARD! Look what you've done to him!Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man - he's a womanIn fact Mr Aldridge, not to put too fine a point on it, would you be prepared to say that you are, as it were, what is generally known as, in a manner of speaking, 'dead'?Well, not quite, no. My wife's just died, actually 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it againNo, no, I'll be very good, sir, really.....Good morning, sir... how are you, sir... bit parky outside today... isn't it, sir... ? A very nice suit you've got there, sir... you had a very close shave this morning, sir...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/ashamed/ashamed0003.gifYou bastard! You vicious, heartless BASTARD! Look what you've done to him!Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man - he's a womanIn fact Mr Aldridge, not to put too fine a point on it, would you be prepared to say that you are, as it were, what is generally known as, in a manner of speaking, 'dead'?Well, not quite, no. My wife's just died, actually...a very attractive table lamp. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it againNo, no, I'll be very good, sir, really.....Good morning, sir... how are you, sir... bit parky outside today... isn't it, sir... ? A very nice suit you've got there, sir... you had a very close shave this morning, sir...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/ashamed/ashamed0003.gifYou bastard! You vicious, heartless BASTARD! Look what you've done to him!Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man - he's a womanIn fact Mr Aldridge, not to put too fine a point on it, would you be prepared to say that you are, as it were, what is generally known as, in a manner of speaking, 'dead'?Well, not quite, no. My wife's just died, actually...a very attractive table lamp. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it againNo, no, I'll be very good, sir, really.....Good morning, sir... how are you, sir... bit parky outside today... isn't it, sir... ? A very nice suit you've got there, sir... you had a very close shave this morning, sir...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/ashamed/ashamed0003.gifYou bastard! You vicious, heartless BASTARD! Look what you've done to him!Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man - he's a womanIn fact Mr Aldridge, not to put too fine a point on it, would you be prepared to say that you are, as it were, what is generally known as, in a manner of speaking, 'dead'?Well, not quite, no. My wife's just died, actually...a very attractive table lamp. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.She turned me into a newt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it againNo, no, I'll be very good, sir, really.....Good morning, sir... how are you, sir... bit parky outside today... isn't it, sir... ? A very nice suit you've got there, sir... you had a very close shave this morning, sir...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/ashamed/ashamed0003.gifYou bastard! You vicious, heartless BASTARD! Look what you've done to him!Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man - he's a womanIn fact Mr Aldridge, not to put too fine a point on it, would you be prepared to say that you are, as it were, what is generally known as, in a manner of speaking, 'dead'?Well, not quite, no. My wife's just died, actually...a very attractive table lamp. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.She turned me into a newt. Yes, we in Special Crime Squad have been using wands for almost a year now. You find it's easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs. Something which you could never do with the old truncheons. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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