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#281 PW_Guitarist

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 07:59 PM

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#282 Ancient Ways

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 08:29 PM

Mr. Plow, that's the name
That name again is Mr. Plow

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 08:36 PM

Homer:  Or what?  You’ll release the dogs? Or the bees?  Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Moe and David Byrne: Moe, Moe, Moe, how do you like me, how do like me?  Moe, Moe, Moe, why don't you like me? Nobody likes me.

Homer:  I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode.  I think it was called,  The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

Joey Ramone:  Go to hell, you old bastard!
Mr. Burns:  Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers:  But sir, those aren't...
Mr. Burns:  Do as I say!

Mr. Burns: Damnit Smithers! This is brain surgery, not rocket science!

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 08:45 PM

QUOTE (ReRushed @ Sep 12 2007, 09:36 PM)
Homer:  Or what?  You’ll release the dogs? Or the bees?  Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Moe and David Byrne: Moe, Moe, Moe, how do you like me, how do like me?  Moe, Moe, Moe, why don't you like me? Nobody likes me.

Homer:  I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode.  I think it was called,  The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

Joey Ramone:  Go to hell, you old bastard!
Mr. Burns:  Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers:  But sir, those aren't...
Mr. Burns:  Do as I say!

Mr. Burns: Damnit Smithers! This is brain surgery, not rocket science!

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 01:22 AM

Homer trying to get back an insulting letter he sent to Mr. Burns....



Homer- "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Desk Clerk- "Alright Mr. Burns... and your first name?"


Homer- "I don't know."

#286 Show Don't Tell

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 12:25 PM

QUOTE (Sark @ Sep 13 2007, 01:22 AM)
Homer trying to get back an insulting letter he sent to Mr. Burns....



Homer- "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Desk Clerk- "Alright Mr. Burns... and your first name?"


Homer- "I don't know."

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#287 Alex

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 12:32 PM

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 12:49 PM

Lou: Here's your man, chief.
Chief Wiggam: Cecil? I think not. This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob.
Lisa: No, chief. Bob's innocent. It's the truth!
Chief Wiggam: The truth, huh? That sounds like the testimony of crazy old Lisa Simpson.
Lou: But Cecil just voluntarily confessed, chief.
Chief Wiggam: That's some good work, Lou. You'll make sergeant for this.
Lou: Uh... I already am sergeant, chief.
Chief Wiggam: Perhaps you are. But I say Bob goes back to jail.
Sideshow Bob: But surely--I mean, I caught Cecil!
Chief Wiggam: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest.
Lou: No I didn't, chief.
Chief Wiggam: Quiet Lou! Or I will bust you down to sergeant so fast, it'll make your head spin!

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 12:50 PM

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 08:31 PM

Homer: But the sign said "All You Can Eat"!

Ralph: Oh, boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!




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