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#1 edhunter

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 07:27 PM

I just love bullshitters. I've been playing in my current band for about 2-1/2 years. A trained musician would see us for what we are. A good little band that does a really good job hiding it's weaknesses (mostly our guitarists). We pick songs without flashy guitar parts. I sing about half the leads, and we have a girl who plays keys and sings the other half. The drummer adds 3rd harmonies. We get a ton of compliments because we stick to songs people know.

So after our gig Monday morning a guy comes up to us onstage as we're starting to tear down. 4 guys and one girl. "Man, I've been involved in music for over 30 years! You were great! Which one of you sang the Pat Benatar tune?"
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#2 HemiBeers

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 08:01 PM

View Postedhunter, on 07 September 2017 - 07:27 PM, said:

I just love bullshitters. I've been playing in my current band for about 2-1/2 years. A trained musician would see us for what we are. A good little band that does a really good job hiding it's weaknesses (mostly our guitarists). We pick songs without flashy guitar parts. I sing about half the leads, and we have a girl who plays keys and sings the other half. The drummer adds 3rd harmonies. We get a ton of compliments because we stick to songs people know.

So after our gig Monday morning a guy comes up to us onstage as we're starting to tear down. 4 guys and one girl. "Man, I've been involved in music for over 30 years! You were great! Which one of you sang the Pat Benatar tune?"

answer: the one of us that apparently doesn't have a penis.

#3 HemiBeers

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 08:02 PM

View Postedhunter, on 07 September 2017 - 07:27 PM, said:

I just love bullshitters. I've been playing in my current band for about 2-1/2 years. A trained musician would see us for what we are. A good little band that does a really good job hiding it's weaknesses (mostly our guitarists). We pick songs without flashy guitar parts. I sing about half the leads, and we have a girl who plays keys and sings the other half. The drummer adds 3rd harmonies. We get a ton of compliments because we stick to songs people know.

So after our gig Monday morning a guy comes up to us onstage as we're starting to tear down. 4 guys and one girl. "Man, I've been involved in music for over 30 years! You were great! Which one of you sang the Pat Benatar tune?"
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Posted 07 September 2017 - 11:29 PM

View PostHemiBeers, on 07 September 2017 - 08:01 PM, said:

View Postedhunter, on 07 September 2017 - 07:27 PM, said:

I just love bullshitters. I've been playing in my current band for about 2-1/2 years. A trained musician would see us for what we are. A good little band that does a really good job hiding it's weaknesses (mostly our guitarists). We pick songs without flashy guitar parts. I sing about half the leads, and we have a girl who plays keys and sings the other half. The drummer adds 3rd harmonies. We get a ton of compliments because we stick to songs people know.

So after our gig Monday morning a guy comes up to us onstage as we're starting to tear down. 4 guys and one girl. "Man, I've been involved in music for over 30 years! You were great! Which one of you sang the Pat Benatar tune?"
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answer: the one of us that apparently doesn't have a penis.
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Posted 11 September 2017 - 09:31 AM

View Postedhunter, on 07 September 2017 - 07:27 PM, said:

I just love bullshitters. I've been playing in my current band for about 2-1/2 years. A trained musician would see us for what we are. A good little band that does a really good job hiding it's weaknesses (mostly our guitarists). We pick songs without flashy guitar parts. I sing about half the leads, and we have a girl who plays keys and sings the other half. The drummer adds 3rd harmonies. We get a ton of compliments because we stick to songs people know.

So after our gig Monday morning a guy comes up to us onstage as we're starting to tear down. 4 guys and one girl. "Man, I've been involved in music for over 30 years! You were great! Which one of you sang the Pat Benatar tune?"


You've been married too long. The dude was looking for an "in". ;)




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