Slaine mac Roth Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 4 2005, 04:26 PM) It WAS a lot harder than I thought it would be at first. It took me two days to find The Three Stooges But it was fun. Thanx, Slaine! Hey, Schro, when are you gonna tell us another one of your wonderful stories? I thought it was so obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Apr 4 2005, 06:07 PM) QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 4 2005, 04:26 PM) It WAS a lot harder than I thought it would be at first. It took me two days to find The Three Stooges But it was fun. Thanx, Slaine! Hey, Schro, when are you gonna tell us another one of your wonderful stories? I thought it was so obvious It is NOW!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 The Games section is re-named in her honour, but there's no sign of our Cryptic Queen. This begs the question - Why isn't she here? Because she's not here! Rolinda Bonz, Rolinda Bonz!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 7 2005, 10:57 AM)The Games section is re-named in her honour, but there's no sign of our Cryptic Queen. This begs the question - Why isn't she here? Because she's not here! Rolinda Bonz, Rolinda Bonz!!!!! I was thinking if we were vewy, vewy qwiet and held vewy, vewy still, Schro would come back and write us another story. It really is his turn, but if he doesn't post one before the end of the day , then I will, just to keep things moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Okay...just to keep us mildly entertained while we're waiting for Schro... ...ahem, There once was a roadie named Rudy Who felt a very strong sense of duty To hang out back stage To measure and gauge Only admitting the best of the booty. Until one night when Judy the Cutie Slipped Rudy a little queludey The next day it was said And the newspaper read A sad tale of how FANS UNDO RUDY *All character names and descriptions are fictional, and any similarity to a person, living or dead, is purely coincidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 8 2005, 04:07 AM) Okay...just to keep us mildly entertained while we're waiting for Schro... ...ahem, There once was a roadie named Rudy Who felt a very strong sense of duty To hang out back stage To measure and gauge Only admitting the best of the booty. Until one night when Judy the Cutie Slipped Rudy a little queludey The next day it was said And the newspaper read A sad tale of how FANS UNDO RUDY *All character names and descriptions are fictional, and any similarity to a person, living or dead, is purely coincidence. I'm sure I have no idea what inspired that I'll work on this later, right now I must go put on some beef. It's what's for dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Following this drug fuelled injury, the case was brought before a jury The judge read his list and just screamed "Case dismissed" The plaintiff's just all Sound and Fury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 8 2005, 07:36 AM)Following this drug fuelled injury, the case was brought before a jury The judge read his list and just screamed "Case dismissed" The plaintiff's just all Sound and Fury YAY! Well done, Sneacht! Actually, it was just a rhyming thing....sort of backed into it. But I didn't think it was any crazier than some of your guys' stories. Well, I guess it's your turn then. Schro must still be chained to his desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Now, far be it for me to spread lies and gossip about valued members of the forum (and this thread in particular), but I feel it my duty to reveal that Schro is leading a double life. He's actually a male model who's on a prettly arduous shoot this week. Now the problem is Schro looks better in profile, and from the left hand side in paticular. It appears that a photographer was shooting him face on, when he realised he'd do better from an angle, so he turned to our 'anagramigo' (ESL peeps, I've just got a new word for you!!!!!) and shouted - Run For The Left Lens - Wow!, Gimee Five Schro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 7 2005, 10:07 PM) Okay...just to keep us mildly entertained while we're waiting for Schro... ...ahem, There once was a roadie named Rudy Who felt a very strong sense of duty To hang out back stage To measure and gauge Only admitting the best of the booty. Until one night when Judy the Cutie Slipped Rudy a little queludey The next day it was said And the newspaper read A sad tale of how FANS UNDO RUDY *All character names and descriptions are fictional, and any similarity to a person, living or dead, is purely coincidence. I'm late to this one, so first I must say Now, off to solve Madra's latest (or at least kill some brain cells trying) Edited April 9, 2005 by Bastille Night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 9 2005, 12:23 AM) Now, far be it for me to spread lies and gossip about valued members of the forum (and this thread in particular), but I feel it my duty to reveal that Schro is leading a double life. He's actually a male model who's on a prettly arduous shoot this week. Now the problem is Schro looks better in profile, and from the left hand side in paticular. It appears that a photographer was shooting him face on, when he realised he'd do better from an angle, so he turned to our 'anagramigo' (ESL peeps, I've just got a new word for you!!!!!) and shouted - Run For The Left Lens - Wow!, Gimee Five Schro! Is it time to start postintg a hint or two?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 11 2005, 12:51 PM) QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 9 2005, 12:23 AM) Now, far be it for me to spread lies and gossip about valued members of the forum (and this thread in particular), but I feel it my duty to reveal that Schro is leading a double life. He's actually a male model who's on a prettly arduous shoot this week. Now the problem is Schro looks better in profile, and from the left hand side in paticular. It appears that a photographer was shooting him face on, when he realised he'd do better from an angle, so he turned to our 'anagramigo' (ESL peeps, I've just got a new word for you!!!!!) and shouted - Run For The Left Lens - Wow!, Gimee Five Schro! Is it time to start postintg a hint or two?? Yes, please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Eight words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Quiet in here, isn't it? Run For The Left Lens - Wow!, Gimee Five Schro! OK - As I said, eight words (4 - 2 - 4 - 3 - 6 - 4 - 3 - 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 13 2005, 05:12 PM)Quiet in here, isn't it? Run For The Left Lens - Wow!, Gimee Five Schro! OK - As I said, eight words (4 - 2 - 4 - 3 - 6 - 4 - 3 - 8) Thanks, Sneacht! http://usera.imagecave.com/RolindaBonz/wall.gif You're too kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 WHEN WE LIFT THE COVERS FROM OUR FEELINGS http://usera.imagecave.com/RolindaBonz/mischief2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 14 2005, 02:52 AM) WHEN WE LIFT THE COVERS FROM OUR FEELINGS http://usera.imagecave.com/RolindaBonz/mischief2.gif Yay, the anagram queen strikes again Quick, post one before Schro gets back!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Muchas gracias, Anagramigo!!! Is it "one good turn deserves another" or "just desserts" ? I can't eat of apple entree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Rat Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 14 2005, 03:46 AM) QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 14 2005, 02:52 AM) WHEN WE LIFT THE COVERS FROM OUR FEELINGS http://usera.imagecave.com/RolindaBonz/mischief2.gif Yay, the anagram queen strikes again Quick, post one before Schro gets back!!! not AGAIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 (edited) QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 15 2005, 05:53 AM) I can't eat of apple entree This is about my my mate Eddie Thompson, better known as E.T., who in recent years has waged a campaign to improve the ambient odour at rock concerts. Chief among his concerns is the fact that people tend to eat burgers and greasy chips, washed down with copious quantities of beer, and then allow the build up of gas within their system to escape through the back door, as it were. As the centrepiece of his campaign, he designed a T-Shirt, and when his supporters saw it, the general comment was Nice Tee E.T. - No Fart Appeal Unfortunately, E.T.'s campaign came to a sticky end when he was arrested while trying to break into Neil's bus outside a gig on the R30 tour. Apparently, he saw the bus and thought, mmmmm, that would be A Nice Place To Penetrate Edit to point out that my first example was a lot ruder and innuendo laden Edited April 17, 2005 by madra sneachta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Rice!!!!!!!! A FINE place to penetrate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 16 2005, 05:47 PM) Rice!!!!!!!! A FINE place to penetrate There it is!!! Your turn, Sneatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rolinda Bonz Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 http://usera.imagecave.com/RolindaBonz/dizzy.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Nasty Carp – Alex’s Tonic? Ridin’ On Bike! Seven words - I know you can get on the right track!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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