Rush Word Scramble

[Slaine mac Roth]

QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 4 2005, 04:26 PM)

It WAS a lot harder than I thought it would be at first. It took me two days to find The Three Stooges But it was fun. Thanx, Slaine! Hey, Schro, when are you gonna tell us another one of your wonderful stories?

 

I thought it was so obvious

[madra sneachta]

QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Apr 4 2005, 06:07 PM)

QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 4 2005, 04:26 PM) It WAS a lot harder than I thought it would be at first.  It took me two days to find The Three Stooges But it was fun.  Thanx, Slaine! Hey, Schro, when are you gonna tell us another one of your wonderful stories?   I thought it was so obvious It is NOW!!!!!!!!

[madra sneachta]

The Games section is re-named in her honour, but there's no sign of our Cryptic Queen. This begs the question -

 

Why isn't she here?

Because she's not here!

 

Rolinda Bonz, Rolinda Bonz!!!!!

[Rolinda Bonz]

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 7 2005, 10:57 AM)

The Games section is re-named in her honour, but there's no sign of our Cryptic Queen. This begs the question - Why isn't she here? Because she's not here! Rolinda Bonz, Rolinda Bonz!!!!!

 

I was thinking if we were vewy, vewy qwiet and held vewy, vewy still, Schro would come back and write us another story. It really is his turn, but if he doesn't post one before the end of the day , then I will, just to keep things moving.

[Rolinda Bonz]

Okay...just to keep us mildly entertained while we're waiting for Schro...

 

...ahem,

 

There once was a roadie named Rudy

Who felt a very strong sense of duty

To hang out back stage

To measure and gauge

Only admitting the best of the booty.

 

Until one night when Judy the Cutie

Slipped Rudy a little queludey

The next day it was said

And the newspaper read

A sad tale of how FANS UNDO RUDY

 

*All character names and

descriptions are fictional,

and any similarity to a

person, living or dead, is

purely coincidence.

[madra sneachta]

QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 8 2005, 04:07 AM)

Okay...just to keep us mildly entertained while we're waiting for Schro... ...ahem, There once was a roadie named Rudy Who felt a very strong sense of duty To hang out back stage To measure and gauge Only admitting the best of the booty. Until one night when Judy the Cutie Slipped Rudy a little queludey The next day it was said And the newspaper read A sad tale of how FANS UNDO RUDY *All character names and descriptions are fictional, and any similarity to a person, living or dead, is purely coincidence.

I'm sure I have no idea what inspired that

 

I'll work on this later, right now I must go put on some beef. It's what's for dinner

[madra sneachta]

Following this drug fuelled injury,

the case was brought before a jury

The judge read his list

and just screamed "Case dismissed"

The plaintiff's just all Sound and Fury

[Rolinda Bonz]

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 8 2005, 07:36 AM)

Following this drug fuelled injury, the case was brought before a jury The judge read his list and just screamed "Case dismissed" The plaintiff's just all Sound and Fury

YAY! Well done, Sneacht!

 

Actually, it was just a rhyming thing....sort of backed into it. But I didn't think it was any crazier than some of your guys' stories.

 

Well, I guess it's your turn then. Schro must still be chained to his desk.

[madra sneachta]

Now, far be it for me to spread lies and gossip about valued members of the forum (and this thread in particular), but I feel it my duty to reveal that Schro is leading a double life.

 

He's actually a male model who's on a prettly arduous shoot this week. Now the problem is Schro looks better in profile, and from the left hand side in paticular.

 

It appears that a photographer was shooting him face on, when he realised he'd do better from an angle, so he turned to our 'anagramigo' (ESL peeps, I've just got a new word for you!!!!!) and shouted -

 

 

 

Run For The Left Lens - Wow!, Gimee Five Schro!

[Bastille Night]

QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 7 2005, 10:07 PM)

Okay...just to keep us mildly entertained while we're waiting for Schro... ...ahem,  There once was a roadie named Rudy Who felt a very strong sense of duty To hang out back stage To measure and gauge Only admitting the best of the booty. Until one night when Judy the Cutie Slipped Rudy a little queludey The next day it was said And the newspaper read A sad tale of how FANS UNDO RUDY *All character names and   descriptions are fictional,      and any similarity to a      person, living or dead, is    purely coincidence.

 

I'm late to this one, so first I must say

 

 

Now, off to solve Madra's latest (or at least kill some brain cells trying)

 

 

Edited April 9, 2005 by Bastille Night

[madra sneachta]

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 9 2005, 12:23 AM)

Now, far be it for me to spread lies and gossip about valued members of the forum (and this thread in particular), but I feel it my duty to reveal that Schro is leading a double life. He's actually a male model who's on a prettly arduous shoot this week. Now the problem is Schro looks better in profile, and from the left hand side in paticular. It appears that a photographer was shooting him face on, when he realised he'd do better from an angle, so he turned to our 'anagramigo' (ESL peeps, I've just got a new word for you!!!!!) and shouted - Run For The Left Lens - Wow!, Gimee Five Schro!

 

Is it time to start postintg a hint or two??

[Rolinda Bonz]

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 11 2005, 12:51 PM)

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 9 2005, 12:23 AM) Now, far be it for me to spread lies and gossip about valued members of the forum (and this thread in particular), but I feel it my duty to reveal that Schro is leading a double life. He's actually a male model who's on a prettly arduous shoot this week. Now the problem is Schro looks better in profile, and from the left hand side in paticular.  It appears that a photographer was shooting him face on, when he realised he'd do better from an angle, so he turned to our 'anagramigo' (ESL peeps, I've just got a new word for you!!!!!) and shouted - Run For The Left Lens - Wow!, Gimee Five Schro!   Is it time to start postintg a hint or two?? Yes, please

[madra sneachta]

Eight words

[madra sneachta]

Quiet in here, isn't it?

 

Run For The Left Lens - Wow!, Gimee Five Schro!

 

OK - As I said, eight words

 

(4 - 2 - 4 - 3 - 6 - 4 - 3 - 8)

[Rolinda Bonz]

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 13 2005, 05:12 PM)

Quiet in here, isn't it? Run For The Left Lens - Wow!, Gimee Five Schro! OK - As I said, eight words (4 - 2 - 4 - 3 - 6 - 4 - 3 - 8)

Thanks, Sneacht!

 

http://usera.imagecave.com/RolindaBonz/wall.gif

 

You're too kind.

[Rolinda Bonz]

WHEN WE LIFT THE COVERS FROM OUR FEELINGS

 

 

http://usera.imagecave.com/RolindaBonz/mischief2.gif

[madra sneachta]

QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 14 2005, 02:52 AM)

WHEN WE LIFT THE COVERS FROM OUR FEELINGS http://usera.imagecave.com/RolindaBonz/mischief2.gif

Yay, the anagram queen strikes again

 

 

Quick, post one before Schro gets back!!!

 

 

[Rolinda Bonz]

Muchas gracias, Anagramigo!!!

 

Is it "one good turn deserves another" or "just desserts" ?

 

I can't eat of apple entree

[Steel Rat]

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 14 2005, 03:46 AM)

QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 14 2005, 02:52 AM) WHEN WE LIFT THE COVERS FROM OUR FEELINGS http://usera.imagecave.com/RolindaBonz/mischief2.gif Yay, the anagram queen strikes again     Quick, post one before Schro gets back!!! not AGAIN!

[madra sneachta]

QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 15 2005, 05:53 AM)

I can't eat of apple entree

This is about my my mate Eddie Thompson, better known as E.T., who in recent years has waged a campaign to improve the ambient odour at rock concerts.

 

Chief among his concerns is the fact that people tend to eat burgers and greasy chips, washed down with copious quantities of beer, and then allow the build up of gas within their system to escape through the back door, as it were.

 

As the centrepiece of his campaign, he designed a T-Shirt, and when his supporters saw it, the general comment was

 

Nice Tee E.T. - No Fart Appeal

 

Unfortunately, E.T.'s campaign came to a sticky end when he was arrested while trying to break into Neil's bus outside a gig on the R30 tour.

 

Apparently, he saw the bus and thought, mmmmm, that would be

 

 

A Nice Place To Penetrate

 

Edit to point out that my first example was a lot ruder and innuendo laden

Edited April 17, 2005 by madra sneachta

[madra sneachta]

Rice!!!!!!!!

 

A FINE place to penetrate

[Rolinda Bonz]

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 16 2005, 05:47 PM)

Rice!!!!!!!! A FINE place to penetrate

There it is!!! Your turn, Sneatch.

[madra sneachta]

[Rolinda Bonz]

http://usera.imagecave.com/RolindaBonz/dizzy.gif

[madra sneachta]

Nasty Carp – Alex’s Tonic? Ridin’ On Bike!

 

Seven words - I know you can get on the right track!!