antiquark Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) Let's write a story! Copy-and-paste and add another sentence: "When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day. Edited August 13, 2015 by antiquark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiquark Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 "When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Lee Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiquark Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today.""ok, ok, i was only kidding. I'm expecting! And you're gonna be a new uncle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today.""ok, ok, i was only kidding. I'm expecting! And you're gonna be a new uncle. You don't mind taking a paternity test to make sure you're the one responsible for this, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiquark Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today.""ok, ok, i was only kidding. I'm expecting! And you're gonna be a new uncle. You don't mind taking a paternity test to make sure you're the one responsible for this, do you?"No problem," I answered, "but first you have to ask the 15 boyfriends you've had in the last year." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today.""ok, ok, i was only kidding. I'm expecting! And you're gonna be a new uncle.You don't mind taking a paternity test to make sure you're the one responsible for this, do you?"No problem," I answered, "but first you have to ask the 15 boyfriends you've had in the last year." "Don't try to weasel your way out of this with flattery," she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today.""ok, ok, i was only kidding. I'm expecting! And you're gonna be a new uncle.You don't mind taking a paternity test to make sure you're the one responsible for this, do you?"No problem," I answered, "but first you have to ask the 15 boyfriends you've had in the last year.""Don't try to weasel your way out of this with flattery," she said. She glared at me and snorted, "Maybe I should ask your boss, your golfing buddies, and your lawyer...." Edited August 13, 2015 by Principled Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today.""ok, ok, i was only kidding. I'm expecting! And you're gonna be a new uncle.You don't mind taking a paternity test to make sure you're the one responsible for this, do you?"No problem," I answered, "but first you have to ask the 15 boyfriends you've had in the last year.""Don't try to weasel your way out of this with flattery," she said. She glared at me and snorted, "Maybe I should ask your boss, your golfing buddies, and your lawyer...."The look in her eyes as she headed through the door was a cold fire. [Oh my God, everyone . . . Kevin Anderson is here!] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today.""ok, ok, i was only kidding. I'm expecting! And you're gonna be a new uncle.You don't mind taking a paternity test to make sure you're the one responsible for this, do you?"No problem," I answered, "but first you have to ask the 15 boyfriends you've had in the last year.""Don't try to weasel your way out of this with flattery," she said. She glared at me and snorted, "Maybe I should ask your boss, your golfing buddies, and your lawyer...."The look in her eyes as she headed through the door was a cold fire.Of course, she made that look because I physically threw her through the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiquark Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today.""ok, ok, i was only kidding. I'm expecting! And you're gonna be a new uncle.You don't mind taking a paternity test to make sure you're the one responsible for this, do you?"No problem," I answered, "but first you have to ask the 15 boyfriends you've had in the last year.""Don't try to weasel your way out of this with flattery," she said. She glared at me and snorted, "Maybe I should ask your boss, your golfing buddies, and your lawyer...."The look in her eyes as she headed through the door was a cold fire.Of course, she made that look because I physically threw her through the door.Unfortunately it was a wooden, not metal door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRushmonkey Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today.""ok, ok, i was only kidding. I'm expecting! And you're gonna be a new uncle.You don't mind taking a paternity test to make sure you're the one responsible for this, do you?"No problem," I answered, "but first you have to ask the 15 boyfriends you've had in the last year.""Don't try to weasel your way out of this with flattery," she said. She glared at me and snorted, "Maybe I should ask your boss, your golfing buddies, and your lawyer...."The look in her eyes as she headed through the door was a cold fire.Of course, she made that look because I physically threw her through the door.Unfortunately it was a wooden, not metal door. Billy, the oldest, came down the stairs to see what the commotion was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket ignites Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today.""ok, ok, i was only kidding. I'm expecting! And you're gonna be a new uncle.You don't mind taking a paternity test to make sure you're the one responsible for this, do you?"No problem," I answered, "but first you have to ask the 15 boyfriends you've had in the last year.""Don't try to weasel your way out of this with flattery," she said. She glared at me and snorted, "Maybe I should ask your boss, your golfing buddies, and your lawyer...."The look in her eyes as she headed through the door was a cold fire.Of course, she made that look because I physically threw her through the door.Unfortunately it was a wooden, not metal door. Billy, the oldest, came down the stairs to see what the commotion was. For some unknown reason, Billy had a broken broomstick in his hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRushmonkey Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today.""ok, ok, i was only kidding. I'm expecting! And you're gonna be a new uncle.You don't mind taking a paternity test to make sure you're the one responsible for this, do you?"No problem," I answered, "but first you have to ask the 15 boyfriends you've had in the last year.""Don't try to weasel your way out of this with flattery," she said. She glared at me and snorted, "Maybe I should ask your boss, your golfing buddies, and your lawyer...."The look in her eyes as she headed through the door was a cold fire.Of course, she made that look because I physically threw her through the door.Unfortunately it was a wooden, not metal door. Billy, the oldest, came down the stairs to see what the commotion was.For some unknown reason, Billy had a broken broomstick in his hand. "What are you doing with that, son" I asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 When I opened the door, I knew it was going to be a bad day.My ex-wife was standing there, with a big smile on her face."I have wonderful news," she said, patting her belly."I ate the kids! Now I am the most important!""You're lying," I told her, "Billy and Sally are here with me today.""ok, ok, i was only kidding. I'm expecting! And you're gonna be a new uncle.You don't mind taking a paternity test to make sure you're the one responsible for this, do you?"No problem," I answered, "but first you have to ask the 15 boyfriends you've had in the last year.""Don't try to weasel your way out of this with flattery," she said. She glared at me and snorted, "Maybe I should ask your boss, your golfing buddies, and your lawyer...."The look in her eyes as she headed through the door was a cold fire.Of course, she made that look because I physically threw her through the door.Unfortunately it was a wooden, not metal door. Billy, the oldest, came down the stairs to see what the commotion was.For some unknown reason, Billy had a broken broomstick in his hand."What are you doing with that, son" I asked. "Shove it up your fuckking arse you stone fagggot! Now shut up and let me talk to my mother!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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