Tombstone Mountain Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Gotta liven things up a bit. People are pounding the doors of the YBG offices asking WTF are you? Since the Yukon Blade Grinder is, for the time being, abandoning the epic news articles, and expanding our operation by going to a video format (gasp), BTW you'll find it on Yukon Blade Grinder TV (yes it's real) on Youtube, we've decided to at least see if we have anything left in the tank to arouse the loins, and intellects, of TRF faithful. Think about it. The Yukon Blade Grinder HAS to do it. We got a tour coming and this is all we get? Where's all the well mannered "frivolity" and hi-jinx? Where is that one thread that can take a dull period and make it into something special? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Klopapierrolle_mit_Halter.jpg/220px-Klopapierrolle_mit_Halter.jpg Perhaps we need to go here^^^^^ by creating inspirational toilet paper, laden with the finest lyrics from our favorite band, and befitting the use of toilet paper. Toilet paper has many names. Let us consider them now: "bumf""bum wad""loo roll/paper""bog roll""toilet roll""dunny roll/paper""bathroom/toilet tissue""TP""arsewipe""shit tickets""tissue" Now, imagine reaching for that roll of comfort and cleanliness, tearing off a swath and seeing that Rush lyric that helps you think of more than just, well, you know--doing your business. It could be like reading a fortune cookie if you think about it, except what you put on it might not be all that tasty. Here goes my first volley: "The Way out is the Way in" What have you got TRF faithful? PS: Our first segment will be airing very very soon. We look forward to entertaining you! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Unstable Condition Perfect after eating Taco Bell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 "One sniff of the hydrant, and the answer is automatic" Just right for picking that major in college Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Perfumed by a Nepal Night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 "The Big Bang, took and shook the world" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 You Can't Fight It. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I thought I would be singing, but I'm tired, out of breath. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) :Alex: Hey Dirk...The Grinder is cranking up again. Did you read about the YouTube Channel they've got? :geddy: I did. Man those will be interesting. Kinda cool. Kinda creepy. :Alex: Nahhhh. Think aboot it. Did you ever think, way back in Grade 8, that people would do stuff like that in OUR honor? It's way cool :geddy: Blah blah blah blah. :Neil: It creeps me out. That's why I got a bodyguard. A fat bodygaurd, but a bodyguard nonetheless. :Alex: Whatever nerd. Dole dragontailed para-diddles and shut up! The Yukon Blade Grinder is entertaining. Like Tai Shan Edited March 13, 2015 by Tombstone Mountain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiquark Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 "Secret Touch" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I can't wait to share this new wonder... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRushmonkey Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Purposeful motion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 "The water takes us home" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx_rush Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Leaving behind that empty feeling inside 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Superconductor... man is that song shitty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Rocking in the breeze 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 so deep I could never touch bottom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 "Lakeside Poop" camouflage-print tp for camping trips. In The End - basic stuff. A super-soft version for Beneath, Between, and Behind. The Larger Bowl for big flushes, if you know what I mean ;) Seven Shitties of Gold - luxury tp. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Seven Shitties of Gold - luxury tp. :laughing guy: Perfect name for that song.... :cheers: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 Seven Shitties of Gold - luxury tp. :laughing guy: Perfect name for that song.... :cheers:Booo! Doom on you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Seven Shitties of Gold - luxury tp. :laughing guy: Perfect name for that song.... :cheers: I think this one is appropriate here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Seven Shitties of Gold - luxury tp. :laughing guy: Perfect name for that song.... :cheers: I think this one is appropriate here: Agreed... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 "In a struggle to be happy and free, plopping in a primitive sea" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRushmonkey Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 An ill wind comes arising 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRushmonkey Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Is it movement or is it action? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbobby10 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Spinning, whirling Still descending Like a spiral sea Unending 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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