BeOhBe Bob Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 You can't hide the sausage from there Boris Give me another five minutes lovie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Fine print: "Do not attempt tricks involving guillotines while using this medication."There were some really good ones but this one takes it. You're up, toymaker! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted September 18, 2015 Author Share Posted September 18, 2015 Principled Man-------------------------------22------------------------------------------8/30/15Ghost of a Rider-----------------------------22------------------------------------------9/14/15snowdogged----------------------------------22-----------------------------------------9/16/15Lost In Xanadu-------------------------------17------------------------------------------9/11/15Your_Lion--------------------------------------10------------------------------------------9/2/15Janie--------------------------------------------6------------------------------------------6/16/15Freddy Lee------------------------------------6------------------------------------------8/24/15BeOhBe Bob----------------------------------5-------------------------------------------9/7/15Tombstone Mountain------------------------4------------------------------------------5/24/15toymaker---------------------------------------4------------------------------------------9/18/15greyfriar----------------------------------------3------------------------------------------5/14/15Lerxst1990-------------------------------------2------------------------------------------3/30/15Tick----------------------------------------------1------------------------------------------7/17/15DirkPrattLerxst--------------------------------1-------------------------------------------8/6/15 Game Rules Pic Archive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Fine print: "Do not attempt tricks involving guillotines while using this medication."There were some really good ones but this one takes it. You're up, toymaker!I knew this was gonna be your winner when I read it. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) I am surprised! Here's hoping this one isn't too limiting... http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/27/20/b4088ecdd9f559041f9c86426b36a9ce.jpg Edited September 18, 2015 by toymaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted September 18, 2015 Author Share Posted September 18, 2015 Achmed the suicide bomber got his 72" virgin in Paradise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 (edited) No, no....you don't understand. I was treated for being IN the World's Biggest Pussy...... Edited September 19, 2015 by Principled Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 uhhhhgghhhh,,,,,,She told me to come but I was already there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 who would have thought that there are still Nazi fire fighters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Lee Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Firefighters here at your cervix! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I had no idea that that drunken walk that I took home from the bar resulted in a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 No, no....you don't understand. I was treated for being IN the World's Biggest Pussy......http://yourcommunityinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/blue-ribbon.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 We thank ya kindly, toyman! My dirty joke book has been put away for now.....so caption THIS: http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/awkward-family-dinner-thor-2250514.jpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 "Brother . . . I beseech you. Just for today, let us put aside our differences. The struggle can wait for another day. I need you to send me a life. I must pass this level of Candy Crush." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 THAT'S IT! I hereby challenge you to a battle of words with friends!!! But we're not friends...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Waffle House, the place to go when you're hammered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Lee Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 IHOP: Even the Avengers truce for pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted September 20, 2015 Author Share Posted September 20, 2015 Checking in on facebook: Thor with Loki at Otherworld Steakhouse, waiting on the Boomin' Onion appetizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Thor spends most of his free time browsing and posting on the Avengers' forum, while Loki spends most of his free time in the Isis forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Lee Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Just realized Thor has a phone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Who does a God have to kill to get some service around here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Who does a God have to kill to get some service around here? I hate to see the tip they leave..... :laughing guy: WINNER!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Who does a God have to kill to get some service around here? I hate to see the tip they leave..... :laughing guy: WINNER!! Yes, it's a good one! But I would like to point out that they have in fact been served: they both have glasses of ice water... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted September 22, 2015 Author Share Posted September 22, 2015 Principled Man-------------------------------23------------------------------------------9/20/15Ghost of a Rider-----------------------------22------------------------------------------9/14/15snowdogged----------------------------------22-----------------------------------------9/16/15Lost In Xanadu-------------------------------17------------------------------------------9/11/15Your_Lion--------------------------------------10------------------------------------------9/2/15Janie--------------------------------------------6------------------------------------------6/16/15Freddy Lee------------------------------------6------------------------------------------8/24/15BeOhBe Bob----------------------------------6-------------------------------------------9/21/15Tombstone Mountain------------------------4------------------------------------------5/24/15toymaker---------------------------------------4------------------------------------------9/18/15greyfriar----------------------------------------3------------------------------------------5/14/15Lerxst1990-------------------------------------2------------------------------------------3/30/15Tick----------------------------------------------1------------------------------------------7/17/15DirkPrattLerxst--------------------------------1-------------------------------------------8/6/15 Game Rules Pic Archive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Thank you kind sir. I channeled comments my Brother would make while we'd wait for food... WHO DOES MY BROTHER HAVE TO BLOW TO GET SOME FOOD AROUND HERE? I'd comeback with some wiseass crap next time..... anyway Try thishttp://i60.tinypic.com/24qn31l.jpg Edited September 22, 2015 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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