JARG Posted January 29, 2015 Author Share Posted January 29, 2015 Bum bum ba daaaaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Bum bum ba daaaaaaaa!That works, too. Hands are feet are optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 :o But I can't even walk and chew gum at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) :o But I can't even walk and chew gum at the same time!It's easy: with every left footstep, gnash with your teeth on the right side, and vice versa. Blow bubbles only when at rest. It's how Neil learned, too. He talks about it in chapter 118 of his latest book of observations about life. Edited January 29, 2015 by toymaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 :o But I can't even walk and chew gum at the same time!It's easy: with every left footstep, gnash with your teeth on the right side, and vice versa. Blow bubbles only when at rest.It's how Neil learned, too. He talks about it in chapter 118 of his latest book of observations about life. Alrighty, but I am sending you the dentist bill. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Lorainne's first drum lesson, completely in words: step one: count "1-2-3-4" over and over again. step two: on each count of "1" tap your foot step three: on each count of "3" tap the edge of your table with your left hand step four: keep it going, but now count "1-and-2-and-3-and-four-and" step five: tap the edge of the table with your right hand for each syllable (8 taps and repeat) If you can do that once, you can play along with the first second or so of Tom Sawyer. Tomorrow's lesson: how to play the rest of Tom Sawyer, in words only! Jarg is going to take over. Slow down. Thats what, Oh never mind. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 :o But I can't even walk and chew gum at the same time!It's easy: with every left footstep, gnash with your teeth on the right side, and vice versa. Blow bubbles only when at rest.It's how Neil learned, too. He talks about it in chapter 118 of his latest book of observations about life. Alrighty, but I am sending you the dentist bill. It's not like you're grinding your teeth to Rush songs (I don't recommend it; it really wears 'em down) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Lorainne's first drum lesson, completely in words: step one: count "1-2-3-4" over and over again. step two: on each count of "1" tap your foot step three: on each count of "3" tap the edge of your table with your left hand step four: keep it going, but now count "1-and-2-and-3-and-four-and" step five: tap the edge of the table with your right hand for each syllable (8 taps and repeat) If you can do that once, you can play along with the first second or so of Tom Sawyer. Tomorrow's lesson: how to play the rest of Tom Sawyer, in words only! Jarg is going to take over. Tis a pity there is no one here able to video me trying to do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Lorainne's first drum lesson, completely in words: step one: count "1-2-3-4" over and over again. step two: on each count of "1" tap your foot step three: on each count of "3" tap the edge of your table with your left hand step four: keep it going, but now count "1-and-2-and-3-and-four-and" step five: tap the edge of the table with your right hand for each syllable (8 taps and repeat) If you can do that once, you can play along with the first second or so of Tom Sawyer. Tomorrow's lesson: how to play the rest of Tom Sawyer, in words only! Jarg is going to take over. Tis a pity there is no one here able to video me trying to do this.That would go viral! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Lorainne's first drum lesson, completely in words: step one: count "1-2-3-4" over and over again. step two: on each count of "1" tap your foot step three: on each count of "3" tap the edge of your table with your left hand step four: keep it going, but now count "1-and-2-and-3-and-four-and" step five: tap the edge of the table with your right hand for each syllable (8 taps and repeat) If you can do that once, you can play along with the first second or so of Tom Sawyer. Tomorrow's lesson: how to play the rest of Tom Sawyer, in words only! Jarg is going to take over. Tis a pity there is no one here able to video me trying to do this.That would go viral!Yes it would and I would become a comedy star overnight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 This would be, I think, a very interesting video for you to watch, given your interest in how drum beats are put together. That is just incredible! :ebert: :ebert: :ebert: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Lorainne's first drum lesson, completely in words: step one: count "1-2-3-4" over and over again. step two: on each count of "1" tap your foot step three: on each count of "3" tap the edge of your table with your left hand step four: keep it going, but now count "1-and-2-and-3-and-four-and" step five: tap the edge of the table with your right hand for each syllable (8 taps and repeat) If you can do that once, you can play along with the first second or so of Tom Sawyer. Tomorrow's lesson: how to play the rest of Tom Sawyer, in words only! Jarg is going to take over. Tis a pity there is no one here able to video me trying to do this.That would go viral!I think Pfizer has a medication for that now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Lorainne's first drum lesson, completely in words: step one: count "1-2-3-4" over and over again. step two: on each count of "1" tap your foot step three: on each count of "3" tap the edge of your table with your left hand step four: keep it going, but now count "1-and-2-and-3-and-four-and" step five: tap the edge of the table with your right hand for each syllable (8 taps and repeat) If you can do that once, you can play along with the first second or so of Tom Sawyer. Tomorrow's lesson: how to play the rest of Tom Sawyer, in words only! Jarg is going to take over. Hey everyone! I'm getting the hang of it. Neil, look at me! Are you jealous? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 a 1 (tap) and a 2 and a 3 (slam) and a 4 a 1 (tap) and a 2 and a 3 (slam) and a 4 a 1 (tap) and a 2 and a 3 owww...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Just so you all know, those little giffs don't move for me. They just show up as a picture. :) It takes great patience dealing with dial up.http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/dial-up-happy-phone.jpg That made me seriously laugh out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Just so you all know, those little giffs don't move for me. They just show up as a picture. :) It takes great patience dealing with dial up.http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/dial-up-happy-phone.jpg That made me seriously laugh out loud. Just glad to see this thread got back on track and relatively quickly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Just so you all know, those little giffs don't move for me. They just show up as a picture. :) It takes great patience dealing with dial up.http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/dial-up-happy-phone.jpg That made me seriously laugh out loud. Just glad to see this thread got back on track and relatively quickly....dial "1" to get a buzz and dial "4" to get a woody . . .? What kind of twisted child's toy is this? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Just so you all know, those little giffs don't move for me. They just show up as a picture. :) It takes great patience dealing with dial up.http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/dial-up-happy-phone.jpg That made me seriously laugh out loud. Just glad to see this thread got back on track and relatively quickly....dial "1" to get a buzz and dial "4" to get a woody . . .? What kind of twisted child's toy is this?You might be over thinking it just a bit.... BTW I wish it was as easy as just dialing 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Just so you all know, those little giffs don't move for me. They just show up as a picture. :) It takes great patience dealing with dial up.http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/dial-up-happy-phone.jpg That made me seriously laugh out loud. Just glad to see this thread got back on track and relatively quickly....dial "1" to get a buzz and dial "4" to get a woody . . .? What kind of twisted child's toy is this?You might be over thinking it just a bit.... BTW I wish it was as easy as just dialing 4 Can you dial 5 to get both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Just so you all know, those little giffs don't move for me. They just show up as a picture. :) It takes great patience dealing with dial up.http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/dial-up-happy-phone.jpg That made me seriously laugh out loud. Just glad to see this thread got back on track and relatively quickly....dial "1" to get a buzz and dial "4" to get a woody . . .? What kind of twisted child's toy is this?You might be over thinking it just a bit.... BTW I wish it was as easy as just dialing 4 Can you dial 5 to get both? Unfortunately, at a certain point, the two are not really compatible . . . I mean, so I've heard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Just so you all know, those little giffs don't move for me. They just show up as a picture. :) It takes great patience dealing with dial up.http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/dial-up-happy-phone.jpg That made me seriously laugh out loud. Just glad to see this thread got back on track and relatively quickly....dial "1" to get a buzz and dial "4" to get a woody . . .? What kind of twisted child's toy is this?You might be over thinking it just a bit.... BTW I wish it was as easy as just dialing 4 Can you dial 5 to get both? Unfortunately, at a certain point, the two are not really compatible . . . I mean, so I've heard. And I certainly wouldn't know. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Just so you all know, those little giffs don't move for me. They just show up as a picture. :) It takes great patience dealing with dial up.http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/dial-up-happy-phone.jpg That made me seriously laugh out loud. Just glad to see this thread got back on track and relatively quickly....dial "1" to get a buzz and dial "4" to get a woody . . .? What kind of twisted child's toy is this?You might be over thinking it just a bit.... BTW I wish it was as easy as just dialing 4 Can you dial 5 to get both? Unfortunately, at a certain point, the two are not really compatible . . . I mean, so I've heard. :laughing guy: :codger:.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Just so you all know, those little giffs don't move for me. They just show up as a picture. :) It takes great patience dealing with dial up.http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/dial-up-happy-phone.jpg That made me seriously laugh out loud. Just glad to see this thread got back on track and relatively quickly....dial "1" to get a buzz and dial "4" to get a woody . . .? What kind of twisted child's toy is this?You might be over thinking it just a bit.... BTW I wish it was as easy as just dialing 4 Can you dial 5 to get both? Unfortunately, at a certain point, the two are not really compatible . . . I mean, so I've heard. :laughing guy: :codger:.... This lil fella was last seen in Toy Story 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Just so you all know, those little giffs don't move for me. They just show up as a picture. :) It takes great patience dealing with dial up.http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/dial-up-happy-phone.jpg That made me seriously laugh out loud. Just glad to see this thread got back on track and relatively quickly....dial "1" to get a buzz and dial "4" to get a woody . . .? What kind of twisted child's toy is this?You are the resident expert on this subject! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 http://memepics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/i-love-ths-thread.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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