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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

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Water with lemon, and a banana. Penance for yesterday's sins.

http://returnofqueens.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hugeplate.jpg

 

What is that vomit on a plate called?

Dunno I just grabbed any old picture with a lot of food on a plate! :LOL:

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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

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Water with lemon, and a banana. Penance for yesterday's sins.

http://returnofqueens.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hugeplate.jpg

 

What is that vomit on a plate called?

Dunno I just grabbed any old picture with a lot of food on a plate! :LOL:

 

Yeah, that's disgusting.

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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

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Posted

If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

Must be nice. I have thunder thighs and bat wings, they must be stopped.

Posted

If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

Must be nice. I have thunder thighs and bat wings, they must be stopped.

You need to put your name down for a perpetually skinny body in the next life. I must have done that... :AlienSmiley:

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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

Must be nice. I have thunder thighs and bat wings, they must be stopped.

You need to put your name down for a perpetually skinny body in the next life. I must have done that... :AlienSmiley:

 

My husband did as well. Maybe I need to put my name down for a penis in the next life.

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Posted

If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

Must be nice. I have thunder thighs and bat wings, they must be stopped.

You need to put your name down for a perpetually skinny body in the next life. I must have done that... :AlienSmiley:

 

My husband did as well. Maybe I need to put my name down for a penis in the next life.

You don't want to wait that long...unless you're gonna stay celibate or go full on lesbian? :sundog: :16ton: :hail:

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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

Must be nice. I have thunder thighs and bat wings, they must be stopped.

You need to put your name down for a perpetually skinny body in the next life. I must have done that... :AlienSmiley:

 

My husband did as well. Maybe I need to put my name down for a penis in the next life.

You don't want to wait that long...unless you're gonna stay celibate or go full on lesbian? :sundog: :16ton: :hail:

 

I still don't think that would change my female metabolism. :(

Posted

If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

Must be nice. I have thunder thighs and bat wings, they must be stopped.

You need to put your name down for a perpetually skinny body in the next life. I must have done that... :AlienSmiley:

 

My husband did as well. Maybe I need to put my name down for a penis in the next life.

You don't want to wait that long...unless you're gonna stay celibate or go full on lesbian? :sundog: :16ton: :hail:

 

I still don't think that would change my female metabolism. :(

Well it's not just men, there's a lot of skinny women out there.

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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

Must be nice. I have thunder thighs and bat wings, they must be stopped.

You need to put your name down for a perpetually skinny body in the next life. I must have done that... :AlienSmiley:

 

My husband did as well. Maybe I need to put my name down for a penis in the next life.

You don't want to wait that long...unless you're gonna stay celibate or go full on lesbian? :sundog: :16ton: :hail:

 

I still don't think that would change my female metabolism. :(

 

I can sympathise with you as far as the metabolism goes. It's a genetic thing. I think I am in the same boat as treeduck is. I could eat two or three helpings of a turkey dinner with all the trimmings along with some desert and barely gain much weight. I wouldn't feel good for a few days but would be pretty much be the same as I was before eating it all. I have never weighed more than 165 lbs.in my life no matter what I eat. I never eat a big breakfast. Can't stand it! I eat small portions through out the day. But I do enjoy a normal size dinner. :cheers:

 

BTW,

 

I am eating a BLT. :banana:

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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

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Posted

If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

The problem for me is that if I don't count my thighs start growing sideways. It's very awkward.

 

Oh and, triple shot latte and morning bun (Starbucks).

Posted

If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

Same here. :D

 

Drinking coffee & eating some mixed fruit.

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A pepperoni and jalapeno flatizza from Subway. Love these things. Just enough but not to much. Cheap and tasty in my view. Yummo..... :dweez:
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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

The problem for me is that if I don't count my thighs start growing sideways. It's very awkward.

 

Oh and, triple shot latte and morning bun (Starbucks).

My thighs stopped growing around 1985.

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Posted

If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

The problem for me is that if I don't count my thighs start growing sideways. It's very awkward.

 

Oh and, triple shot latte and morning bun (Starbucks).

My thighs stopped growing around 1985.

 

Mine started growing in 1982 and haven't stopped since.

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Oh and Orbit Sweet Mint Gum.
Posted

If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

The problem for me is that if I don't count my thighs start growing sideways. It's very awkward.

 

Oh and, triple shot latte and morning bun (Starbucks).

My thighs stopped growing around 1985.

 

Mine started growing in 1982 and haven't stopped since.

You probably love the Aerosmith song Lord of the Thighs! :haz:

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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

The problem for me is that if I don't count my thighs start growing sideways. It's very awkward.

 

Oh and, triple shot latte and morning bun (Starbucks).

My thighs stopped growing around 1985.

 

Mine started growing in 1982 and haven't stopped since.

You probably love the Aerosmith song Lord of the Thighs! :haz:

 

I don't love any Aerosmith song.

Posted

If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

The problem for me is that if I don't count my thighs start growing sideways. It's very awkward.

 

Oh and, triple shot latte and morning bun (Starbucks).

My thighs stopped growing around 1985.

 

Mine started growing in 1982 and haven't stopped since.

You probably love the Aerosmith song Lord of the Thighs! :haz:

 

I don't love any Aerosmith song.

Not even the 70's stuff?

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