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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

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What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

The problem for me is that if I don't count my thighs start growing sideways. It's very awkward.

 

Oh and, triple shot latte and morning bun (Starbucks).

My thighs stopped growing around 1985.

 

Mine started growing in 1982 and haven't stopped since.

You probably love the Aerosmith song Lord of the Thighs! :haz:

 

I don't love any Aerosmith song.

Not even the 70's stuff?

 

Dude, you want to talk about an ugly lead singer...

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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

The problem for me is that if I don't count my thighs start growing sideways. It's very awkward.

 

Oh and, triple shot latte and morning bun (Starbucks).

My thighs stopped growing around 1985.

 

Mine started growing in 1982 and haven't stopped since.

You probably love the Aerosmith song Lord of the Thighs! :haz:

 

I don't love any Aerosmith song.

Not even the 70's stuff?

 

Dude, you want to talk about an ugly lead singer...

What's that got to do with it?

 

Ah well you'll just have to settle for loving me instead. ;) :smoke:

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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

The problem for me is that if I don't count my thighs start growing sideways. It's very awkward.

 

Oh and, triple shot latte and morning bun (Starbucks).

My thighs stopped growing around 1985.

 

Mine started growing in 1982 and haven't stopped since.

You probably love the Aerosmith song Lord of the Thighs! :haz:

 

I don't love any Aerosmith song.

Not even the 70's stuff?

 

Dude, you want to talk about an ugly lead singer...

What's that got to do with it?

 

Ah well you'll just have to settle for loving me instead. ;) :smoke:

 

*sigh*

 

I guess...

 

 

thin crust pizza (hey don't judge, my manager bought us lunch today) with jalapeno, mushrooms, and black olives.

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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

The problem for me is that if I don't count my thighs start growing sideways. It's very awkward.

 

Oh and, triple shot latte and morning bun (Starbucks).

My thighs stopped growing around 1985.

 

Mine started growing in 1982 and haven't stopped since.

You probably love the Aerosmith song Lord of the Thighs! :haz:

 

I don't love any Aerosmith song.

Not even the 70's stuff?

 

Dude, you want to talk about an ugly lead singer...

What's that got to do with it?

 

Ah well you'll just have to settle for loving me instead. ;) :smoke:

 

*sigh*

 

I guess...

 

 

thin crust pizza (hey don't judge, my manager bought us lunch today) with jalapeno, mushrooms, and black olives.

Of course I don't like pizza. I would just take the other stuff off and eat that and throw away the pizza.

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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

The problem for me is that if I don't count my thighs start growing sideways. It's very awkward.

 

Oh and, triple shot latte and morning bun (Starbucks).

My thighs stopped growing around 1985.

 

Mine started growing in 1982 and haven't stopped since.

You probably love the Aerosmith song Lord of the Thighs! :haz:

 

I don't love any Aerosmith song.

Not even the 70's stuff?

 

Dude, you want to talk about an ugly lead singer...

What's that got to do with it?

 

Ah well you'll just have to settle for loving me instead. ;) :smoke:

 

*sigh*

 

I guess...

 

 

thin crust pizza (hey don't judge, my manager bought us lunch today) with jalapeno, mushrooms, and black olives.

Of course I don't like pizza. I would just take the other stuff off and eat that and throw away the pizza.

 

You don't like pizza? We can't be together if you don't like pizza.

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If you're trying to make me hungry that... food-like stuff, is not going to cut it.

:joker:

 

Eat, eat I command you!

 

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1403/cthoman140300332/26425345-a-cartoon-hypnotist-with-a-magical-amulet.jpg

 

What I ate yesterday gave me all of the calories I needed for today as well. I'm good, thanks. Besides, I'm cooking dinner tonight and need to save up for that.

What are you having?

 

I never think about calories, I just eat and go. :D-13:

 

I think more about portions than calories, because f**k counting.

 

The problem for me is that if I don't count my thighs start growing sideways. It's very awkward.

 

Oh and, triple shot latte and morning bun (Starbucks).

My thighs stopped growing around 1985.

 

Mine started growing in 1982 and haven't stopped since.

You probably love the Aerosmith song Lord of the Thighs! :haz:

 

I don't love any Aerosmith song.

Not even the 70's stuff?

 

Dude, you want to talk about an ugly lead singer...

What's that got to do with it?

 

Ah well you'll just have to settle for loving me instead. ;) :smoke:

 

*sigh*

 

I guess...

 

 

thin crust pizza (hey don't judge, my manager bought us lunch today) with jalapeno, mushrooms, and black olives.

Of course I don't like pizza. I would just take the other stuff off and eat that and throw away the pizza.

 

You don't like pizza? We can't be together if you don't like pizza.

Well it just means more for you. :martini:

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Ugh, I regret the decision I made to eat that. :facepalm:
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I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.
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I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

 

How much did you eat?

 

Popcorn with real butter!

 

I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

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I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

 

How much did you eat?

 

Popcorn with real butter!

 

I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

 

I've been pretty good lately as far as "white" foods are concerned, minus the occasional cinnamon roll, I think it was a bit much today after the morning bun.

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I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

 

How much did you eat?

 

Popcorn with real butter!

 

I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

What kind of job is it?

 

I'm a front-desk supervisor/maid/maintenance woman/security guard/reservations-concierge person thinger.

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I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

 

How much did you eat?

 

Popcorn with real butter!

 

I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

What kind of job is it?

 

I'm a front-desk supervisor/maid/maintenance woman/security guard/reservations-concierge person thinger.

At what kind of establishment?

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I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

 

How much did you eat?

 

Popcorn with real butter!

 

I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

What kind of job is it?

 

I'm a front-desk supervisor/maid/maintenance woman/security guard/reservations-concierge person thinger.

At what kind of establishment?

 

A brothel.

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I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

 

How much did you eat?

 

Popcorn with real butter!

 

I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

What kind of job is it?

 

I'm a front-desk supervisor/maid/maintenance woman/security guard/reservations-concierge person thinger.

At what kind of establishment?

 

A brothel.

Now you're just being fatuous.

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I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

 

How much did you eat?

 

Popcorn with real butter!

 

I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

What kind of job is it?

 

I'm a front-desk supervisor/maid/maintenance woman/security guard/reservations-concierge person thinger.

At what kind of establishment?

 

A brothel.

Now you're just being fatuous.

 

OMG RUDE!

 

I work at a hotel.

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I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

 

How much did you eat?

 

Popcorn with real butter!

 

I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

What kind of job is it?

 

I'm a front-desk supervisor/maid/maintenance woman/security guard/reservations-concierge person thinger.

At what kind of establishment?

 

A brothel.

Now you're just being fatuous.

 

OMG RUDE!

 

I work at a hotel.

I bet it's fancy too! :smoke:

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I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

 

How much did you eat?

 

Popcorn with real butter!

 

I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

What kind of job is it?

 

I'm a front-desk supervisor/maid/maintenance woman/security guard/reservations-concierge person thinger.

At what kind of establishment?

 

A brothel.

Now you're just being fatuous.

 

OMG RUDE!

 

I work at a hotel.

I bet it's fancy too! :smoke:

 

Kind of sort of, not super luxury but boutique-style.

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I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

 

How much did you eat?

 

Popcorn with real butter!

 

I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

What kind of job is it?

 

I'm a front-desk supervisor/maid/maintenance woman/security guard/reservations-concierge person thinger.

At what kind of establishment?

 

A brothel.

Now you're just being fatuous.

 

OMG RUDE!

 

I work at a hotel.

I bet it's fancy too! :smoke:

 

Kind of sort of, not super luxury but boutique-style.

Excellent. :hail:

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I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

 

How much did you eat?

 

Popcorn with real butter!

 

I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

 

It's to bad you feel that way,

 

It would take me eating two large pizzas by myself.

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