Citizen of the World Posted May 11, 2019 Author Share Posted May 11, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 11, 2019 Author Share Posted May 11, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 11, 2019 Author Share Posted May 11, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked.And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy IbanezJem has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked.And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy IbanezJem has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of DickensHere Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked.And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy IbanezJem has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of DickensHere Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings...Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked.And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy IbanezJem has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of DickensHere Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings...Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:Yes, we live up the road, number 49 - you can't miss it. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked.And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy IbanezJem has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of DickensHere Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings...Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:Yes, we live up the road, number 49 - you can't miss it. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus.This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden...violent...comedy. :poke: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked.And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy IbanezJem has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of DickensHere Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings...Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:Yes, we live up the road, number 49 - you can't miss it. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus.This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden...violent...comedy. :poke:Ring the police. Yes, that's a good idea. Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked.And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy IbanezJem has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of DickensHere Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings...Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:Yes, we live up the road, number 49 - you can't miss it. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus.This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden...violent...comedy. :poke:Ring the police. Yes, that's a good idea. Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked.And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy IbanezJem has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of DickensHere Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings...Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:Yes, we live up the road, number 49 - you can't miss it. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus.This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden...violent...comedy. :poke:Ring the police. Yes, that's a good idea. Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.And so, Inspector blackhawkrush, the forensic expert from the Chicago Murder Squad sings his song 'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 12, 2019 Author Share Posted May 12, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked.And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy IbanezJem has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of DickensHere Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings...Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:Yes, we live up the road, number 49 - you can't miss it. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus.This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden...violent...comedy. :poke:Ring the police. Yes, that's a good idea. Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.And so, Inspector blackhawkrush, the forensic expert from the Chicago Murder Squad sings his song 'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong'.Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blackhawkrush Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked.And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy IbanezJem has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of DickensHere Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings...Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:Yes, we live up the road, number 49 - you can't miss it. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus.This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden...violent...comedy. :poke:Ring the police. Yes, that's a good idea. Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.And so, Inspector blackhawkrush, the forensic expert from the Chicago Murder Squad sings his song 'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong'.Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here"Hello Dolly" is doing good business. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 13, 2019 Author Share Posted May 13, 2019 Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant[/color]me='blackhawkrush' timestamp='1557660517' post='4659865']I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked.And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy IbanezJem has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of DickensHere Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings...Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:Yes, we live up the road, number 49 - you can't miss it. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus.This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden...violent...comedy. :poke:Ring the police. Yes, that's a good idea. Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.And so, Inspector blackhawkrush, the forensic expert from the Chicago Murder Squad sings his song 'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong'.Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here"Hello Dolly" is doing good business. No, it's not! It's dull! Dull, dull, my God it's dull! It's so dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and desperately dull! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant[/color]me='blackhawkrush' timestamp='1557660517' post='4659865']I'm sorry I'm late m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Er... don't bother to recap m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go along. Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense!Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.Mr Citizen, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!Oh, that's marvelous. You're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Citizen. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me blackhawkrush, I know all about one-night stands.Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near DulwichLook, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked.And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy IbanezJem has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of DickensHere Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings...Ooh, I must be in the wrong house. :outtahere:Yes, we live up the road, number 49 - you can't miss it. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus.This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden...violent...comedy. :poke:Ring the police. Yes, that's a good idea. Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.Are you trying to tell me my job? I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored.And so, Inspector blackhawkrush, the forensic expert from the Chicago Murder Squad sings his song 'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong'.Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here"Hello Dolly" is doing good business. No, it's not! It's dull! Dull, dull, my God it's dull! It's so dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and desperately dull!It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, weltschmertz, call it what you will. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 13, 2019 Author Share Posted May 13, 2019 Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life. Keep it up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life. Keep it up.Whenever life gets you down, Mr Citizen And things seem hard or tough, And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,.. Edited May 13, 2019 by IbanezJem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life. Keep it up. No, too simple, too clear cut. Edited May 13, 2019 by IbanezJem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 13, 2019 Author Share Posted May 13, 2019 Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life. Keep it up.No, too simple, too clear cut. Damn. All right, I confess I did it. I killed him for his reservation, but you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from Reading. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life. Keep it up. No, too simple, too clear cut. Damn. All right, I confess I did it. I killed him for his reservation, but you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from Reading.Mr. Citizen, aren't you in fact a Train Spotter? :nya nya: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 14, 2019 Author Share Posted May 14, 2019 Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life. Keep it up. No, too simple, too clear cut. Damn. All right, I confess I did it. I killed him for his reservation, but you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from Reading.Mr. Citizen, aren't you in fact a Train Spotter? :nya nya: Well I wish to make a complaint. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswich. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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