Citizen of the World Posted August 15, 2018 Author Share Posted August 15, 2018 Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off. :bang bang: Don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it! I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!I don't eat squirrels do I? I mean well perhaps I do one or two but there's no law against that, is there?Well, don't you even take the bones out? If you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.Here you can talk about the Steelers-Bears game this Saturday, or you could reminisce about really great World Series. :zzz:What do people mean when they talk about things?I myself, on my way here this evening, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way.I want to have Racquel Welch dropped on top of meIf you want to play with balloons, get outside! :tsk:Get some air into your lungs....leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. :ebert:I like TITS!Look, I don't think you've quite got the hang of this, sergeant 73 major. Oh. Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off. :bang bang: Don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it! I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!I don't eat squirrels do I? I mean well perhaps I do one or two but there's no law against that, is there?Well, don't you even take the bones out? If you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.Here you can talk about the Steelers-Bears game this Saturday, or you could reminisce about really great World Series. :zzz:What do people mean when they talk about things?I myself, on my way here this evening, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way.I want to have Racquel Welch dropped on top of meIf you want to play with balloons, get outside! :tsk:Get some air into your lungs....leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. :ebert:I like TITS!Look, I don't think you've quite got the hang of this, sergeant 73 major. Oh. Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh!He was only forty-seven. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off. :bang bang: Don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it! I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!I don't eat squirrels do I? I mean well perhaps I do one or two but there's no law against that, is there?Well, don't you even take the bones out? If you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.Here you can talk about the Steelers-Bears game this Saturday, or you could reminisce about really great World Series. :zzz:What do people mean when they talk about things?I myself, on my way here this evening, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way.I want to have Racquel Welch dropped on top of meIf you want to play with balloons, get outside! :tsk:Get some air into your lungs....leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. :ebert:I like TITS!Look, I don't think you've quite got the hang of this, sergeant 73 major. Oh. Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh!He was only forty-seven. I'm thirty seven, I'm not old! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off. :bang bang: Don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it! I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!I don't eat squirrels do I? I mean well perhaps I do one or two but there's no law against that, is there?Well, don't you even take the bones out? If you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.Here you can talk about the Steelers-Bears game this Saturday, or you could reminisce about really great World Series. :zzz:What do people mean when they talk about things?I myself, on my way here this evening, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way.I want to have Racquel Welch dropped on top of meIf you want to play with balloons, get outside! :tsk:Get some air into your lungs....leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. :ebert:I like TITS!Look, I don't think you've quite got the hang of this, sergeant 73 major. Oh. Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh!He was only forty-seven. I'm thirty seven, I'm not old!hair flowing in the wind, bright eyed, pert, young for his age but oh so old in so many ways. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 (edited) Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Edited August 17, 2018 by blackhawkrush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 19, 2018 Author Share Posted August 19, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds.Don't forget -- I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 21, 2018 Author Share Posted August 21, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds.Don't forget -- I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds.Don't forget -- I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari......which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. :ebert: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds.Don't forget -- I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari......which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. :ebert:Well, at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds.Don't forget -- I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari......which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. :ebert:Well, at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical.But this is not the only production here. 'Hello, Dolly' is also doing good business. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 22, 2018 Author Share Posted August 22, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds.Don't forget -- I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari......which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. :ebert:Well, at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical.But this is not the only production here. 'Hello, Dolly' is also doing good business. In this as in his earlier nine plays, Shunt attempts to express the human condition in terms of British Rail. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds.Don't forget -- I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari......which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. :ebert:Well, at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical.But this is not the only production here. 'Hello, Dolly' is also doing good business. In this as in his earlier nine plays, Shunt attempts to express the human condition in terms of British Rail.Now this afternoon we're going to shoot the scene where Scott gets off the boat onto the ice flow, and he sees the lion and he fights it and kills it and the blood goes pssssssssshhh in slow motion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds.Don't forget -- I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari......which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. :ebert:Well, at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical.But this is not the only production here. 'Hello, Dolly' is also doing good business. In this as in his earlier nine plays, Shunt attempts to express the human condition in terms of British Rail.Now this afternoon we're going to shoot the scene where Scott gets off the boat onto the ice flow, and he sees the lion and he fights it and kills it and the blood goes pssssssssshhh in slow motion.Er, well, 73 ... I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. Not a lion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds.Don't forget -- I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari......which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. :ebert:Well, at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical.But this is not the only production here. 'Hello, Dolly' is also doing good business. In this as in his earlier nine plays, Shunt attempts to express the human condition in terms of British Rail.Now this afternoon we're going to shoot the scene where Scott gets off the boat onto the ice flow, and he sees the lion and he fights it and kills it and the blood goes pssssssssshhh in slow motion.Er, well, 73 ... I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. Not a lion.What we're looking for here is, I think -- and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear -- is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long, and of the genus Felis Horribilis -- what we doctors, in fact call, a "tiger." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds.Don't forget -- I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari......which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. :ebert:Well, at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical.But this is not the only production here. 'Hello, Dolly' is also doing good business. In this as in his earlier nine plays, Shunt attempts to express the human condition in terms of British Rail.Now this afternoon we're going to shoot the scene where Scott gets off the boat onto the ice flow, and he sees the lion and he fights it and kills it and the blood goes pssssssssshhh in slow motion.Er, well, 73 ... I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. Not a lion.What we're looking for here is, I think -- and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear -- is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long, and of the genus Felis Horribilis -- what we doctors, in fact call, a "tiger."Where? Where? What? Ah. Me Tiger. You Jane. Grrr. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds.Don't forget -- I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari......which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. :ebert:Well, at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical.But this is not the only production here. 'Hello, Dolly' is also doing good business. In this as in his earlier nine plays, Shunt attempts to express the human condition in terms of British Rail.Now this afternoon we're going to shoot the scene where Scott gets off the boat onto the ice flow, and he sees the lion and he fights it and kills it and the blood goes pssssssssshhh in slow motion.Er, well, 73 ... I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. Not a lion.What we're looking for here is, I think -- and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear -- is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long, and of the genus Felis Horribilis -- what we doctors, in fact call, a "tiger."Where? Where? What? Ah. Me Tiger. You Jane. Grrr.Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 Margot Fonteyn. She's 206! Blimey, she don't go much do she She's traveled. She's from Purley.Well, she turned me into a newt!She is just at the age when taunts like "she's a git" really hurt.Oh, pantomime 73, that was wonderful. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy!I.....am an enchanter.Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.You see, 73 is a huge, savage beast, :fury: about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds.Don't forget -- I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari......which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. :ebert:Well, at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical.But this is not the only production here. 'Hello, Dolly' is also doing good business. In this as in his earlier nine plays, Shunt attempts to express the human condition in terms of British Rail.Now this afternoon we're going to shoot the scene where Scott gets off the boat onto the ice flow, and he sees the lion and he fights it and kills it and the blood goes pssssssssshhh in slow motion.Er, well, 73 ... I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. Not a lion.What we're looking for here is, I think -- and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear -- is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long, and of the genus Felis Horribilis -- what we doctors, in fact call, a "tiger."Where? Where? What? Ah. Me Tiger. You Jane. Grrr.Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :oDrink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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