laughedatbytime Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I don't think this what Bill Gates had in mind when he offered $100,000 to someone to invent the next generation condom. Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D's Foods —the same Seattle-based company that brought us the bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise (all real products) -- now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat." As an added bonus, each condom is coated with its very own J&D’s baconlube. From it press release: "Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon." And just when you hoped America's bacon fad was dying out, the company is also releasing Bacon Sunscreen. Why? According to the release, "science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer." Please, put a fork in it. Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/03/28/company-releases-new-bacon-flavored-condoms/#ixzz2OxVSutGQ Hmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 poke pork? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushfanforever! Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 :facepalm: :facepalm: Whomever came up with this idea is guaranteed never to get laid using the product in question!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Bacon Sunscreen.......Will fry your body nice and crispy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 As much as I like bacon... Eww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 :facepalm: :facepalm: Whomever came up with this idea is guaranteed never to get laid using the product in question!!!! :facepalm: :facepalm: You KNOW this has a double meaning now right? Here's a couple observations and I'd say guaranteed ONLY if you're fundamental Muslim or orthodox Jew... :laughing guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 As much as I like bacon... Eww! Double eew! (And this is from someone who loves bacon..!) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 As much as I like bacon... Eww! Double eew! (And this is from someone who loves bacon..!)mew! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Jesus. Why stop there when they can have glazed ham vibrators?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 -there is a reason they don't market bacon and tuna fish for crying out loud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 So when do I get my bacon DVDs of Star Trek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 I want a bacon jockstrap damnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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