Lorraine Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted December 20, 2013 Author Share Posted December 20, 2013 Out of the way, Sheldon Cooper. Cyclonus X-1 is the new smart stud in town. Standardized test scores are not accepted here, ladies. I demand extensive essays detailing your worthiness.I would like to throw my hat in the ring. I too prefer some meat on the bones but will take all applicants under the highest consideration :) ALL applicants? Even Bi-Curious? Gotta draw that line bro. This is the Internet. All kinds of freaks on this board Female bi-curious move to the front of the line. Male bi-curious...need not apply. I'm not bi-curious. I'm a try-sexual. Will you try anything twice? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Out of the way, Sheldon Cooper. Cyclonus X-1 is the new smart stud in town. Standardized test scores are not accepted here, ladies. I demand extensive essays detailing your worthiness.I would like to throw my hat in the ring. I too prefer some meat on the bones but will take all applicants under the highest consideration :) ALL applicants? Even Bi-Curious? Gotta draw that line bro. This is the Internet. All kinds of freaks on this board Female bi-curious move to the front of the line. Male bi-curious...need not apply.Not equal opportunity I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Is there a weight limit on the applicants? A little meat on the bones ok? Gawds I hope so, I've got enough extra meat to volunteer as the Christmas goose... and roast... and ham... These are a few of my favorite things. Dude you need to get laid in the worst way. There's always the bunny ranch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Hey you make up for experience what I lack? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Hey you make up for experience what I lack?That is a good point, and he is choosing two dates. If all else fails, I can get a job passing out punch or serving hors d'oeuvres. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Hey you make up for experience what I lack?That is a good point, and he is choosing two dates. If all else fails, I can get a job passing out punch or serving hors d'oeuvres. I'm sure I'd end up drunk in some corner by the end of the night anyway... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Hey you make up for experience what I lack?That is a good point, and he is choosing two dates. If all else fails, I can get a job passing out punch or serving hors d'oeuvres. I'm sure I'd end up drunk in some corner by the end of the night anyway...I'll bring a First Aid Kit with me then just in case. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Hey you make up for experience what I lack?That is a good point, and he is choosing two dates. If all else fails, I can get a job passing out punch or serving hors d'oeuvres. I'm sure I'd end up drunk in some corner by the end of the night anyway...I'll bring a First Aid Kit with me then just in case. Bring Geddy to come carry me out just in case. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Hey you make up for experience what I lack?That is a good point, and he is choosing two dates. If all else fails, I can get a job passing out punch or serving hors d'oeuvres. I'm sure I'd end up drunk in some corner by the end of the night anyway...Add in the sulking and that'a how I spent my prom. LOL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Hey you make up for experience what I lack?That is a good point, and he is choosing two dates. If all else fails, I can get a job passing out punch or serving hors d'oeuvres. I'm sure I'd end up drunk in some corner by the end of the night anyway...I'll bring a First Aid Kit with me then just in case. Bring Geddy to come carry me out just in case.I'll make him sit by his phone all night on standby just in case he is needed. Oh, wait! hahahahaha We have cell phones now. ( hahaha I better get with it!) I'll figure out something to do with him in case he's needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted December 20, 2013 Author Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Hey you make up for experience what I lack?That is a good point, and he is choosing two dates. If all else fails, I can get a job passing out punch or serving hors d'oeuvres. I'm sure I'd end up drunk in some corner by the end of the night anyway...Add in the sulking and that'a how I spent my prom. LOL I liked this specifically because I dislike it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Hey you make up for experience what I lack?Meh... what we youngin's lack in experience we make up for in wild, crazy, energetic, adventurous energy. :D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Hey you make up for experience what I lack?That is a good point, and he is choosing two dates. If all else fails, I can get a job passing out punch or serving hors d'oeuvres. I'm sure I'd end up drunk in some corner by the end of the night anyway...Add in the sulking and that'a how I spent my prom. LOL I liked this specifically because I dislike it.Oh it was a weird night. I looked AMAZING like a 1920's flapper complete with white satin gloves and pearls... but I went with my friend and her date and he spent the entire night complaining to me about her. It was annoying... so I got drunk and kinda found myself sulking in a corner till we finally left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted December 20, 2013 Author Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Hey you make up for experience what I lack?That is a good point, and he is choosing two dates. If all else fails, I can get a job passing out punch or serving hors d'oeuvres. I'm sure I'd end up drunk in some corner by the end of the night anyway...Add in the sulking and that'a how I spent my prom. LOL I liked this specifically because I dislike it.Oh it was a weird night. I looked AMAZING like a 1920's flapper complete with white satin gloves and pearls... but I went with my friend and her date and he spent the entire night complaining to me about her. It was annoying... so I got drunk and kinda found myself sulking in a corner till we finally left. Uh, where was your date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 (edited) Out of the way, Sheldon Cooper. Cyclonus X-1 is the new smart stud in town. Standardized test scores are not accepted here, ladies. I demand extensive essays detailing your worthiness.Who needs an essay when I can simply submit an 8x10 glossy? A picture speaks a thousand words you know! My pm box is still empty!Out of the way, Sheldon Cooper. Cyclonus X-1 is the new smart stud in town. Standardized test scores are not accepted here, ladies. I demand extensive essays detailing your worthiness.Who needs an essay when I can simply submit an 8x10 glossy? A picture speaks a thousand words you know! My pm box is still empty!At least we know it's working. Edited December 20, 2013 by snowdogged 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Gangster is stiff competition and almost thirty years younger than me. I will have to consider if it is worth my effort to continue. :sarcastic: Hey you make up for experience what I lack?That is a good point, and he is choosing two dates. If all else fails, I can get a job passing out punch or serving hors d'oeuvres. I'm sure I'd end up drunk in some corner by the end of the night anyway...Add in the sulking and that'a how I spent my prom. LOL I liked this specifically because I dislike it.Oh it was a weird night. I looked AMAZING like a 1920's flapper complete with white satin gloves and pearls... but I went with my friend and her date and he spent the entire night complaining to me about her. It was annoying... so I got drunk and kinda found myself sulking in a corner till we finally left. Uh, where was your date?Didn't have one, just went to hang with my friends. Everyone who brought a date ended up in a fight or some drama that night anyway. Dodged a bullet there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclonus X-1 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Girls, I know a lot of you are anxiously awaiting my decision, so I just wanted to let you know that I'm sifting through your application essays as we speak. It occurs to me that some matches simply make sense for this Rush board prom and should be considered givens. I mean, is there any doubt that the following duos will show up arm in arm? Narpet and Bluefunkhobo73 and The Analog GrownupYa_Big_Tree and D-RocKYour_Lion and BabycatTombstone Mountain and GeddysMullettreeduck and Tick I'm sure I'm missing some obvious ones. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Girls, I know a lot of you are anxiously awaiting my decision, so I just wanted to let you know that I'm sifting through your application essays as we speak. It occurs to me that some matches simply make sense for this Rush board prom and should be considered givens. I mean, is there any doubt that the following duos will show up arm in arm? Narpet and Bluefunkhobo73 and The Analog GrownupYa_Big_Tree and D-RocKYour_Lion and BabycatTombstone Mountain and GeddysMullettreeduck and Tick I'm sure I'm missing some obvious ones.I don't know. I think Narpet and GeddysMullet will show up. Tomb is going with a gerbil. I know cause he told me so. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 And for kicks, he has another surprise up his sleeve I am not at liberty to disclose. Isn't that so, Tombstone? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Now that leaves Bluefunk without a partner. I have a suspicion I am going to get thrown overboard for the younger ladies. In that case, Bluefunk and I can hang out together and talk :geddy: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomesickAlien Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Tomb is going with a gerbil. I know cause he told me so. I thought he'd be bringing that chimp. The gerbil may only serve ancillary purposes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Tomb is going with a gerbil. I know cause he told me so. I thought he'd be bringing that chimp. The gerbil may only serve ancillary purposes. :( You just spoiled the surprise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 And for kicks, he has another surprise up his sleeve I am not at liberty to disclose. Isn't that so, Tombstone?Are you sure it is up his sleeve? ;) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 And for kicks, he has another surprise up his sleeve I am not at liberty to disclose. Isn't that so, Tombstone?I do but gerbils are Goober's thing, not mine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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