snowdogged Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 "My wife might be right. Maybe I should get this wart checked out by a doctor?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 "And THIS is leftover from my circumcision" Topics of conversation NOT to use on the first date....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 http://acidcow.com/pics/20100128/geoducks_01.jpg Old Esther at the Campground's Lost & Found is gonna faint.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 "When found this monster we decided we were only gonna use the tip, but then we decided that it was too good to waste, we just had to take it all. So yeah, we're going to turn the whole thing into soup. Hope you like leftovers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 "Hold it firmly by the base when you want to carry it. If you hold it by the tip you risk the juices spilling all over the ground....because the thing will snap in half, it's weak around the shaft." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 "The reason gardening was never considered a man's hobby is because we could never turn it into a d*ck waving contest. Well I had a few ideas and I think I've managed to change that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx_rush Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 "hey ese, you wanna go see a snail show?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 "Now, if you folks want to catch the really big fish there's nothing like using an elephant penis as bait to get em biting." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Hey, Jim Bob...you the guy they say has the biggest tuber in town? -- You bet I yam...!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 "And when we come back from the commercial break I'm going to shove this huge mutated squash up my ass. Now, that's rugged!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 "I used Miracle-Gro to get this award winning moray eel and you can too!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Ten bucks that ranger's last name is Schwartz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Most species in the United Federation of Panets fear getting into a romantic relationship with the phallicians due to the inevitable intimacy issues that will arise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Most species in the United Federation of Panets fear getting into a romantic relationship with the phallicians due to the inevitable intimacy issues that will arise.Winner winner chicken dinner!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 (edited) Thanks TM! Next round, engage! http://i.imgur.com/sd6P09h.jpg Edited April 13, 2013 by USB Connector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Starfleet General Order #2: Get your reading comprehension down to a tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx_rush Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 captains log stardate 499.126. I find bland tasting tea very arousing, I have decided to give number 1 the bridge for a few hours, dr crusher has been ordered to report to my quarters immediately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Bloodwine? There's a freaking recipe for BLOODWINE in here?! WTF?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 "Hmm, I feel a stirring in my "photon torpedo", think I'll go and give Troi a "full spread". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Wes? I think your Mother gave me the wrong book to read you a bedtime story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Again with the replicator? I ask for Earl grey hot and..... oh oh oh hmmmmm I MUST try this move on Beverly. Indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/sd6P09h.jpg New page repost, aye Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 (edited) Either Geordi needs to readjust the assembler array in the replicator again or Q is up to his old tricks! Edited April 13, 2013 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 *beepdeedledee beep beep* (door alarm) Picard: Come! er uh Yes? who's there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 "Oh, this makes Picard hard!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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