USB Connector Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Man: "I know that murderous turkey is here...I just have to find him, and kill 'em before he kills me. I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!!!! THERE'S NO USE HIDING!!!!"Turkey: "Soon..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 The box said Fra Gee Lay. I open it up, and what i THOUGHT was a leg lamp of electric sex? NO! A Turkey leg lamp! Sonofabitch! And the Ovaltine fell down and rolled under the god damn table! All I need now are those mongrel DOGS from next door to come in and hump my.....wait nevermind I found the ovaltine. Now I can finish the fuuuuuddddge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 "I never thought that I'd be so happy about the night that I got drunk and had that girl Ikea's name tattooed on my ass." weener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Thanks, LiX! Up Next:http://www.hamovhotov.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/swat-team-is-trying-to-stop-a-skunk.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 In order to get to the root of the catnip trafficking problem, the Police performed several search and seizures, but made no arrests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 "Watch it, he's got a gun." "He's reaching for it." "FREEZE MOTHERF*CKER" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 "Extending arm........commencing petting. "Take it easy, keep it steady....." "Petting complete. Bomb diffused. We can go home now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Seems we've sniffed out the troublemaker in THIS crowd Ponch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 After years of abuse at the hands of Jerry the mouse, Tom put himself under police protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) In order to get to the root of the catnip trafficking problem, the Police performed several search and seizures, but made no arrests. I liked this one the best. You're Up YL. Edited November 23, 2012 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 Seal Team Six takes down the notorious terrorist Osama Kitty Laden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 In order to get to the root of the catnip trafficking problem, the Police performed several search and seizures, but made no arrests. I liked this one the best. You're Up YL. Thanks snowdogged :ebert: Next:http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090305/640/human_stupidity_640_05.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 "Dammit! I forgot to buy a trash can for the kitchen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Awesome! My HoverDumpster is fully operation uh...yes hon? I have to pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 "No, honey it's not that I'm not happy that you are pregnant. I was just sort of hoping that we'd be living in a bigger bin before we had children." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Ah man, who threw out a couple of perfectly good white folk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 This place makes out last apartment look like a real dump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 You know that cousin everyone in the family hates? This is where you put them on Thanksgiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 "Honey, when I said buy a house this isn't what I had in mind." "I know, but without the compromise I wouldn't have been able to afford this big screen TV!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 My first apartment was a real dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 "Can you believe that Mrs. Smith down the street called us poor white trash?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 Mr. and Mrs. Hefty enjoy a quiet evening at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Cal tested, dumpster diver approved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 "Can you believe that Mrs. Smith down the street called us poor white trash?"Winner.You're up, GoaR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted November 24, 2012 Author Share Posted November 24, 2012 Thanks YL! Okay, take a stab at this one... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ghostofarider1/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image%20IV/255574_486185868071737_1734296938_n.jpeg Your_Lion--------------------------------------3------------------------------------------11/22/12USB Connector-------------------------------2------------------------------------------11/14/12Lost In Xanadu--------------------------------2-------------------------------------------11/21/12Ghost of a Rider------------------------------2-------------------------------------------11/24/12BeOhBeBob-----------------------------------1-------------------------------------------11/13/12 Game Rules: http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?/topic/78972-caption-a-random-image-iv-this-time-its-personal/ Pic Archive: http://smg.beta.photobucket.com/user/ghostofarider1/library/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image%20IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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