Janie Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I really don't think, "The Virtual Proctologist" is going to catch on. At least not in the way it's intended. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Really, how much money did it cost to design and manufacture a machine to teach doctors to stick their fingers up someone's butt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I bet USB Connector never saw this thing coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ghostofarider1/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image%20IV/286_zps8a786a19.jpg    Available in all 50 states (Except for the San Francisco area. Backordered until 2016.). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 That's nothing! I just got the new model that comes with feces cartridges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 The gynecologist's version of this thing is so much better. The software that comes with it is much more advanced. You can download celebrity and pornstar modules from the internet on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Well sir I think I know what the problem is: you need to stop letting strange men put their hands in your butt and the pains should stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Skynet employees always make for the most cooperative patients during their checkups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 XBOX1 MY ASS....er uh YEAH GO AHEAD XBOX1 MY ASS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 22, 2013 Author Share Posted December 22, 2013 I like this one by Principled Man: Available in all 50 states (Except for the San Francisco area. Backordered until 2016.). Take it PM! Principled Man--------------------------------43------------------------------------------12/22/13Snowdogged----------------------------------41------------------------------------------12/6/13BeOhBeBob-----------------------------------39------------------------------------------12/14/13Ghost of a Rider------------------------------39------------------------------------------12/20/13Lost In Xanadu--------------------------------33------------------------------------------11/6/13USB Connector-------------------------------24------------------------------------------12/12/13Janie--------------------------------------------17------------------------------------------11/27/13drbirdsong-------------------------------------13------------------------------------------11/14/13tx_rush------------------------------------------9-------------------------------------------9/27/13Lerxster------------------------------------------6------------------------------------------10/27/13Your_Lion---------------------------------------4-------------------------------------------3/22/13greyfriar------------------------------------------4------------------------------------------11/20/13KennyLee---------------------------------------3-------------------------------------------12/18/13rushgoober--------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------3/8/13Tombstone Mountain--------------------------2--------------------------------------------4/9/13Tick-----------------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------6/8/13Inthend-------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------7/22/13waluigithewalrus--------------------------------1-------------------------------------------1/7/12sundog-------------------------------------------1-------------------------------------------4/15/13Shredder2---------------------------------------1-------------------------------------------7/5/13 Game Rules: http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?/topic/78972-caption-a-random-image-iv-this-time-its-personal/ Pic Archive: http://smg.beta.photobucket.com/user/ghostofarider1/library/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image%20IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Thanks again, Rider! OK, peeples, caption THIS:  http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2008/12/340x_gort.and.klaatu.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something that seems just not quite right about the Santa and elf at our local mall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 22, 2013 Author Share Posted December 22, 2013 The Day Christmas Stood Still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Klaatu. barada Nik Ho ho ho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I have disguised myself as a benevolent icon so that they will suspect nothing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 :musicnote: We've come too far,to give up who we areSo let's raise, the barand use our tractor beams, on the stars She's up all night 'til the sunI'm up all night to get someShe's up all night for good funI'm up all night to get lucky :musicnote: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 The men in black went public with the truth about Santa Clause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 (edited) "Flying saucer leaving for Sat-oin, Neptune, Venus, the Dog Star and Mars! Now leaving on track five! All aboooooooooard!!" Edited December 23, 2013 by Ghost of a Rider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Klaatu. barada Nik Ho ho ho There's no denying the power of a Gortian Christmas greeting.... :laughing guy:  WINNER!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Christmas in North Korea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 As I told Mr Man  Klaatu Barada Thankyou   OK folks let's see how it goes with this....   http://img1.imagehousing.com/34/6adf6be800a3b17d9d82760b9e07e61b.jpg Merry Christmas to all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Merry Christmas! Your present's in my diaper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 The baby got into the cotton candy AGAIN?! WTF?!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 HONEY!! I thought you said you only kissed Santa last Christmas!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 You would think they would have been able to track down Jerry Garcia's illegitimate child before now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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