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An extra Johnny Blaze piece:

 

Clockwork Ghost Riders

 

High above the marvel city block

A Bike of fire flashes by at ten o'clock

Higher still, right at midnight

Johnny Blaze burning bright

 

TRF promise; every duckblaze award offered to the foolish

threads of mystery, flaming skull so ghoulish

Every pleasure, big butts and thunder thighs

Clockwork Rider, TRF mod promises black eyes

 

Clockwork Rider, spreads women's legs and ding!

Sodomized and painful, they bang like porno things

Goddesses of ass, of boob and thigh and hands

Clockwork Rider, the girls raise their mammory glands

As if to fly

As if to fly

 

All around the marvel block

fire glowing causing shock

People gazing up with fear

waiting for Ghost Rider to appear

 

motorbike machinery - move through the gears

ghost of mystery, so spooky with his boney leer

like a bike space ship, racing on the clouds

Clockwork Rider, bringing out the crowds

 

Clockwork Rider, spread their legs and ding and zing!

laying down with a mouthful, clockwork sluts hanging up their wings

Goddesses of pants, of hose and bras and expensive brands

Clockwork Rider, empty wallets for empty glands

tonight my money died

tonight my money lied

 

"stand not upon your TRF understanding

Ignorance in the forum is truly best

Trust in acting daft, and underhanding

post a pair of boobs, a girl flesh fest"

 

Blushes glow like rosey flower arranging

Span her thighs before her mind's a changing

Hint at having to leave by half past three

on your motorcycle machinery

 

motorbike machinery - move through the gears

ghost with a history, so freaky with his lonely beer

like a raging comet , blasting through the clouds

Clockwork Rider, scaring off the crowds

 

Clockwork Rider, spreads women's legs and whoa!

demon seed smoking grass, he bangs those porno whores

Goddesses of ass, of boob and thigh and hand

Clockwork Rider, the girls wave their mammory glands

 

As if to fly

 

 

"Here...you lack your black panties!"

 

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jul 14 2012, 07:42 PM)
An extra Johnny Blaze piece:


Clockwork Ghost Riders

High above the marvel city block
A Bike of fire flashes by at ten o'clock
Higher still, right at midnight
Johnny Blaze burning bright

TRF promise; every duckblaze award offered to the foolish
threads of mystery, flaming skull so ghoulish
Every pleasure, big butts and thunder thighs
Clockwork Rider, TRF mod promises black eyes

Clockwork Rider, spreads women's legs and ding!
Sodomized and painful, they bang like porno things
Goddesses of ass, of boob and thigh and hands
Clockwork Rider, the girls raise their mammory glands
As if to fly
As if to fly

All around the marvel block
fire glowing causing shock
People gazing up with fear
waiting for Ghost Rider to appear

motorbike machinery - move through the gears
ghost of mystery, so spooky with his boney leer
like a bike space ship, racing on the clouds
Clockwork Rider, bringing out the crowds

Clockwork Rider, spread their legs and ding and zing!
laying down with a mouthful, clockwork sluts hanging up their wings
Goddesses of pants, of hose and bras and expensive brands
Clockwork Rider, empty wallets for empty glands
tonight my money died
tonight my money lied

"stand not upon your TRF understanding
Ignorance in the forum is truly best
Trust in acting daft, and underhanding
post a pair of boobs, a girl flesh fest"

Blushes glow like rosey flower arranging
Span her thighs before her mind's a changing
Hint at having to leave by half past three
on your motorcycle machinery

motorbike machinery - move through the gears
ghost with a history, so freaky with his lonely beer
like a raging comet , blasting through the clouds
Clockwork Rider, scaring off the crowds

Clockwork Rider, spreads women's legs and whoa!
demon seed smoking grass, he bangs those porno whores
Goddesses of ass, of boob and thigh and hand
Clockwork Rider, the girls wave their mammory glands

As if to fly


"Here...you lack your black panties!"

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This might be my favorite part:

Clockwork Rider, spreads women's legs and ding!

Sodomized and painful, they bang like porno things

Goddesses of ass, of boob and thigh and hands

Clockwork Rider, the girls raise their mammory glands

As if to fly

As if to fly

 

The whole thang brought tears to my eyes. I think I'm going to go look at some porn now. You got some duck? trink38.gif

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QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 14 2012, 05:56 AM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jul 14 2012, 07:42 PM)
An extra Johnny Blaze piece:


Clockwork Ghost Riders

High above the marvel city block
A Bike of fire flashes by at ten o'clock
Higher still, right at midnight
Johnny Blaze burning bright

TRF promise; every duckblaze award offered to the foolish
threads of mystery, flaming skull so ghoulish
Every pleasure, big butts and thunder thighs
Clockwork Rider, TRF mod promises black eyes

Clockwork Rider, spreads women's legs and ding!
Sodomized and painful, they bang like porno things
Goddesses of ass, of boob and thigh and hands
Clockwork Rider, the girls raise their mammory glands
As if to fly
As if to fly

All around the marvel block
fire glowing causing shock
People gazing up with fear
waiting for Ghost Rider to appear

motorbike machinery - move through the gears
ghost of mystery, so spooky with his boney leer
like a bike space ship, racing on the clouds
Clockwork Rider, bringing out the crowds

Clockwork Rider, spread their legs and ding and zing!
laying down with a mouthful, clockwork sluts hanging up their wings
Goddesses of pants, of hose and bras and expensive brands
Clockwork Rider, empty wallets for empty glands
tonight my money died
tonight my money lied

"stand not upon your TRF understanding
Ignorance in the forum is truly best
Trust in acting daft, and underhanding
post a pair of boobs, a girl flesh fest"

Blushes glow like rosey flower arranging
Span her thighs before her mind's a changing
Hint at having to leave by half past three
on your motorcycle machinery

motorbike machinery - move through the gears
ghost with a history, so freaky with his lonely beer
like a raging comet , blasting through the clouds
Clockwork Rider, scaring off the crowds

Clockwork Rider, spreads women's legs and whoa!
demon seed smoking grass, he bangs those porno whores
Goddesses of ass, of boob and thigh and hand
Clockwork Rider, the girls wave their mammory glands

As if to fly


"Here...you lack your black panties!"

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applaudit.gif Jesus, that's beautiful! I like it better than the original!!! applaudit.gif

 

This might be my favorite part:

Clockwork Rider, spreads women's legs and ding!

Sodomized and painful, they bang like porno things

Goddesses of ass, of boob and thigh and hands

Clockwork Rider, the girls raise their mammory glands

As if to fly

As if to fly

 

The whole thang brought tears to my eyes. I think I'm going to go look at some porn now. You got some duck? trink38.gif

Naa I'm off out in a minute!

 

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jul 6 2012, 08:45 PM)
What no one knows about JB is he's also a hip hop legend!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G-MTm91m2g8/T60qphWHi1I/AAAAAAAAC5c/sVrBC2b40io/s640/1992%2BDISC1FRONT.jpg

And now two songs to celebrate 7 great Johnny Blaze years!

Here's Thin Lizzy with JOHNNY!

Somewhere on the Rush forum
Johnny's hiding with a gun
Swears he'll kill any Mod that closes his thread
He's not sorry for what he's done

He broke into a porn site
To cure his daily need
He didn't mean to shoot his load
Now he's blinded by the deed

Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny

You see that thread, it has caused blisters
but Jack Aubrey doesn't know he's gone bad
he's a shaolin priest not just mister
you better believe Master Po is really mad!

Just as his mother warned him
she said watch out for those huge big tits!
It's alright to lose your flaming head
But keep your hands off your flaming bits!

Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny

Now the mods have got him surrounded
And he doesn't stand a prayer
He wonders how he could be in so much trouble
a porno bitch and how he didn't pay her

Jack Aubrey? He never lets them get away
and Johnny posted porn on TRF
73 is packing iron and today's the day
the PMs scream into his inbox but JB's gone deaf

Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny

Back in the thread where he posted asian ass
I thought I saw some reply
"This stuff is trash, she's got a rash!"
but the picture has been removed

Just another TRF boob job junkie
Looking for that Johnny thread
It's alright to post your fab travel pics
But never show Maria Ozawa's spread!

Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny!


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QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Jul 6 2012, 10:30 PM)
treeduck said TWO songs...



Well, this one came to mind


Down under the border line
of north and south
Is a dude
who speaks with
more than his mouth
Attitude
His ride
His emotions kept
deep inside
Til one day
when he gotta
turn that mutha loose....

He's
JOHN-NY Blaze
He don't pick no fight
JOHN-NY BLAZE
He don't gotta prove he's right
JOHN-NY BLAZE
Got a bitchin ride
JOHN_NY BLAZE
He can ride it all niiiight

OI
OI
OI

He's JOHN-NY BLAZE
Seven years
JOHN-NY BLAZE
T R F
JOHN-NY BLAZE
Biggest fan
JOHN-NY BLAZE
Of our fav'rite baannnnnnd yeah!


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Excellent!

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jul 6 2012, 11:10 PM)
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Here's the second song:

Thin Lizzy again this time JOHNNY THE FOX!


Johnny the Fox, he called out "...gimmie some weed..."
this guy said "Hey man, I know your name
I seen you cruising with the Ghost Riders
Hanging out with your skull in flames!"

Tuned into, listening to
'Voodoo RUSHHEAD666 Devils'
Around the bay they've got some crazy DJs
Earl will send you right to METAL heaven

Gimmie that Weed to feed my greed or I park my bike in your ass crack
Johnny Blaze, this guy replies, you old TRF sly cat
Cleverly JB conceals his shaolin facts
Ghost Riders tyres can leave no tracks

In the back of EARL's black Cadillac
The EARL voodoo music travels
Down Skid Row only metalheads can go
The tape deck spools unravel

Johnny says hey man I got to hustle
Gimmie the Weed, or I'll use some muscle
That JB's so sly, slick and subtle
Master Po taught him how to throttle

Tuned into, listening to
EARL's 'Voodoo RUSHHEAD666 Devils'
The beating will come for the only one
Earl's gone to heaven, right out to metal heaven...

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Awesome!

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jul 14 2012, 11:42 AM)
An extra Johnny Blaze piece:


Clockwork Ghost Riders

High above the marvel city block
A Bike of fire flashes by at ten o'clock
Higher still, right at midnight
Johnny Blaze burning bright

TRF promise; every duckblaze award offered to the foolish
threads of mystery, flaming skull so ghoulish
Every pleasure, big butts and thunder thighs
Clockwork Rider, TRF mod promises black eyes

Clockwork Rider, spreads women's legs and ding!
Sodomized and painful, they bang like porno things
Goddesses of ass, of boob and thigh and hands
Clockwork Rider, the girls raise their mammory glands
As if to fly
As if to fly

All around the marvel block
fire glowing causing shock
People gazing up with fear
waiting for Ghost Rider to appear

motorbike machinery - move through the gears
ghost of mystery, so spooky with his boney leer
like a bike space ship, racing on the clouds
Clockwork Rider, bringing out the crowds

Clockwork Rider, spread their legs and ding and zing!
laying down with a mouthful, clockwork sluts hanging up their wings
Goddesses of pants, of hose and bras and expensive brands
Clockwork Rider, empty wallets for empty glands
tonight my money died
tonight my money lied

"stand not upon your TRF understanding
Ignorance in the forum is truly best
Trust in acting daft, and underhanding
post a pair of boobs, a girl flesh fest"

Blushes glow like rosey flower arranging
Span her thighs before her mind's a changing
Hint at having to leave by half past three
on your motorcycle machinery

motorbike machinery - move through the gears
ghost with a history, so freaky with his lonely beer
like a raging comet , blasting through the clouds
Clockwork Rider, scaring off the crowds

Clockwork Rider, spreads women's legs and whoa!
demon seed smoking grass, he bangs those porno whores
Goddesses of ass, of boob and thigh and hand
Clockwork Rider, the girls wave their mammory glands

As if to fly


"Here...you lack your black panties!"

That's the best one yet! Bravo Duck!

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QUOTE (LyndseyG @ Jul 15 2012, 12:41 AM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jul 6 2012, 08:45 PM)
What no one knows about JB is he's also a hip hop legend!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G-MTm91m2g8/T60qphWHi1I/AAAAAAAAC5c/sVrBC2b40io/s640/1992%2BDISC1FRONT.jpg

And now two songs to celebrate 7 great Johnny Blaze years!

Here's Thin Lizzy with JOHNNY!

Somewhere on the Rush forum
Johnny's hiding with a gun
Swears he'll kill any Mod that closes his thread
He's not sorry for what he's done

He broke into a porn site
To cure his daily need
He didn't mean to shoot his load
Now he's blinded by the deed

Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny

You see that thread, it has caused blisters
but Jack Aubrey doesn't know he's gone bad
he's a shaolin priest not just mister
you better believe Master Po is really mad!

Just as his mother warned him
she said watch out for those huge big tits!
It's alright to lose your flaming head
But keep your hands off your flaming bits!

Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny

Now the mods have got him surrounded
And he doesn't stand a prayer
He wonders how he could be in so much trouble
a porno bitch and how he didn't pay her

Jack Aubrey? He never lets them get away
and Johnny posted porn on TRF
73 is packing iron and today's the day
the PMs scream into his inbox but JB's gone deaf

Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny

Back in the thread where he posted asian ass
I thought I saw some reply
"This stuff is trash, she's got a rash!"
but the picture has been removed

Just another TRF boob job junkie
Looking for that Johnny thread
It's alright to post your fab travel pics
But never show Maria Ozawa's spread!

Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny!


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QUOTE (LyndseyG @ Jul 15 2012, 12:50 AM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jul 14 2012, 11:42 AM)
An extra Johnny Blaze piece:


Clockwork Ghost Riders

High above the marvel city block
A Bike of fire flashes by at ten o'clock
Higher still, right at midnight
Johnny Blaze burning bright

TRF promise; every duckblaze award offered to the foolish
threads of mystery, flaming skull so ghoulish
Every pleasure, big butts and thunder thighs
Clockwork Rider, TRF mod promises black eyes

Clockwork Rider, spreads women's legs and ding!
Sodomized and painful, they bang like porno things
Goddesses of ass, of boob and thigh and hands
Clockwork Rider, the girls raise their mammory glands
As if to fly
As if to fly

All around the marvel block
fire glowing causing shock
People gazing up with fear
waiting for Ghost Rider to appear

motorbike machinery - move through the gears
ghost of mystery, so spooky with his boney leer
like a bike space ship, racing on the clouds
Clockwork Rider, bringing out the crowds

Clockwork Rider, spread their legs and ding and zing!
laying down with a mouthful, clockwork sluts hanging up their wings
Goddesses of pants, of hose and bras and expensive brands
Clockwork Rider, empty wallets for empty glands
tonight my money died
tonight my money lied

"stand not upon your TRF understanding
Ignorance in the forum is truly best
Trust in acting daft, and underhanding
post a pair of boobs, a girl flesh fest"

Blushes glow like rosey flower arranging
Span her thighs before her mind's a changing
Hint at having to leave by half past three
on your motorcycle machinery

motorbike machinery - move through the gears
ghost with a history, so freaky with his lonely beer
like a raging comet , blasting through the clouds
Clockwork Rider, scaring off the crowds

Clockwork Rider, spreads women's legs and whoa!
demon seed smoking grass, he bangs those porno whores
Goddesses of ass, of boob and thigh and hand
Clockwork Rider, the girls wave their mammory glands

As if to fly


"Here...you lack your black panties!"

That's the best one yet! Bravo Duck!

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Happy Anniversary Johnny! 1022.gif cool10.gif trink39.gif

 

 

You and Treeduck are making me want to start reading comic books again! I use to be an avid Marvel comic book reader from the age of five to about the age of maybe fifteen. I haven't really read much since then.

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QUOTE (snowdogged @ Jul 15 2012, 11:57 AM)
Happy Anniversary Johnny! 1022.gif cool10.gif trink39.gif


You and Treeduck are making me want to start reading comic books again! I use to be an avid Marvel comic book reader from the age of five to about the age of maybe fifteen. I haven't really read much since then.

I got into comics again around 2000, got a ton of Spider-man, Avengers etc...this was after not reading them for decades

 

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QUOTE (snowdogged @ Jul 16 2012, 01:57 AM)
Happy Anniversary Johnny! 1022.gif cool10.gif trink39.gif


You and Treeduck are making me want to start reading comic books again! I use to be an avid Marvel comic book reader from the age of five to about the age of maybe fifteen. I haven't really read much since then.

I read a lot between 1976-1985 (elementary/jhs years). Then, I read on and off again over the years but being very choosy. The last thing I bought was about a year and a half ago when I was at some lovely comic shop in Manhattan [i bought one of those "Marvel Masterworks" thangs that have 12 or so issues of those classic 70s/early 80s mags...in my case, it was Uncanny X-Men right around when Thunderbird died, etc.]

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QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 15 2012, 11:33 PM)
QUOTE (snowdogged @ Jul 16 2012, 01:57 AM)
Happy Anniversary Johnny! 1022.gif  cool10.gif  trink39.gif


You and Treeduck are making me want to start reading comic books again! I use to be an avid Marvel comic book reader from the age of five to about the age of maybe fifteen. I haven't really read much since then.

I read a lot between 1976-1985 (elementary/jhs years). Then, I read on and off again over the years but being very choosy. The last thing I bought was about a year and a half ago when I was at some lovely comic shop in Manhattan [i bought one of those "Marvel Masterworks" thangs that have 12 or so issues of those classic 70s/early 80s mags...in my case, it was Uncanny X-Men right around when Thunderbird died, etc.]

My big years were 1972-1980...

 

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