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How can such a small creature take up so much room on my bed!!?? :pussy:

When cats are stretched out, from nose to tail, and all four paws likewise, and they kind of roll over a little with their heads tilted to look at you... well.., bang goes the bed, cos no one stands a chance, as they won't budge.

 

Sh**head takes up room but I just kick his a** out of the way. :D

 

Not his bottom! :o

 

What ever it takes. :LOL:

 

When I get under the covers I need my leg room. Usually he will just move to the side.

 

What a cat..! :cool:

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How can such a small creature take up so much room on my bed!!?? :pussy:

When cats are stretched out, from nose to tail, and all four paws likewise, and they kind of roll over a little with their heads tilted to look at you... well.., bang goes the bed, cos no one stands a chance, as they won't budge.

 

Sh**head takes up room but I just kick his a** out of the way. :D

 

Not his bottom! :o

 

What ever it takes. :LOL:

 

When I get under the covers I need my leg room. Usually he will just move to the side.

 

What a cat..! :cool:

 

The little fu***** hasn't been around much for the past two days,

 

I went to pet him on the bed and he scratched me. That did not go over very well. :madra: Perfect example of why I call him Sh**head. :P

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How can such a small creature take up so much room on my bed!!?? :pussy:

When cats are stretched out, from nose to tail, and all four paws likewise, and they kind of roll over a little with their heads tilted to look at you... well.., bang goes the bed, cos no one stands a chance, as they won't budge.

 

Sh**head takes up room but I just kick his a** out of the way. :D

 

Not his bottom! :o

 

What ever it takes. :LOL:

 

When I get under the covers I need my leg room. Usually he will just move to the side.

 

What a cat..! :cool:

 

The little fu***** hasn't been around much for the past two days,

 

I went to pet him on the bed and he scratched me. That did not go over very well. :madra: Perfect example of why I call him Sh**head. :P

 

Just wondered if you unintentionally disturbed him while he was cleaning himself..?

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How can such a small creature take up so much room on my bed!!?? :pussy:

When cats are stretched out, from nose to tail, and all four paws likewise, and they kind of roll over a little with their heads tilted to look at you... well.., bang goes the bed, cos no one stands a chance, as they won't budge.

 

Sh**head takes up room but I just kick his a** out of the way. :D

 

Not his bottom! :o

 

What ever it takes. :LOL:

 

When I get under the covers I need my leg room. Usually he will just move to the side.

 

What a cat..! :cool:

 

The little fu***** hasn't been around much for the past two days,

 

I went to pet him on the bed and he scratched me. That did not go over very well. :madra: Perfect example of why I call him Sh**head. :P

 

Just wondered if you unintentionally disturbed him while he was cleaning himself..?

 

No,

 

But even if I did he can kiss my a**! :LOL: He is in the office sleeping.

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How can such a small creature take up so much room on my bed!!?? :pussy:

When cats are stretched out, from nose to tail, and all four paws likewise, and they kind of roll over a little with their heads tilted to look at you... well.., bang goes the bed, cos no one stands a chance, as they won't budge.

 

Sh**head takes up room but I just kick his a** out of the way. :D

 

Not his bottom! :o

 

What ever it takes. :LOL:

 

When I get under the covers I need my leg room. Usually he will just move to the side.

 

What a cat..! :cool:

 

The little fu***** hasn't been around much for the past two days,

 

I went to pet him on the bed and he scratched me. That did not go over very well. :madra: Perfect example of why I call him Sh**head. :P

 

Just wondered if you unintentionally disturbed him while he was cleaning himself..?

 

No,

 

But even if I did he can kiss my a**! :LOL: He is in the office sleeping.

 

Okay, it was just a thought. Maybe something bugged him and you ended up with a claw somewhere. He would'nt've done it intentionally - he loves you. :wub:

 

You'd have more chance of a claw in your booty than him snogging it..! :P

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How can such a small creature take up so much room on my bed!!?? :pussy:

When cats are stretched out, from nose to tail, and all four paws likewise, and they kind of roll over a little with their heads tilted to look at you... well.., bang goes the bed, cos no one stands a chance, as they won't budge.

 

Sh**head takes up room but I just kick his a** out of the way. :D

 

Not his bottom! :o

 

What ever it takes. :LOL:

 

When I get under the covers I need my leg room. Usually he will just move to the side.

 

What a cat..! :cool:

 

The little fu***** hasn't been around much for the past two days,

 

I went to pet him on the bed and he scratched me. That did not go over very well. :madra: Perfect example of why I call him Sh**head. :P

 

Just wondered if you unintentionally disturbed him while he was cleaning himself..?

 

No,

 

But even if I did he can kiss my a**! :LOL: He is in the office sleeping.

 

Okay, it was just a thought. Maybe something bugged him and you ended up with a claw somewhere. He would'nt've done it intentionally - he loves you. :wub:

 

You'd have more chance of a claw in your booty than him snogging it..! :P

 

He is is just an a**hole! :LOL:

 

Love the guy but you just never know with him. :wacko:

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How can such a small creature take up so much room on my bed!!?? :pussy:

When cats are stretched out, from nose to tail, and all four paws likewise, and they kind of roll over a little with their heads tilted to look at you... well.., bang goes the bed, cos no one stands a chance, as they won't budge.

 

Sh**head takes up room but I just kick his a** out of the way. :D

 

Not his bottom! :o

 

What ever it takes. :LOL:

 

When I get under the covers I need my leg room. Usually he will just move to the side.

 

What a cat..! :cool:

 

The little fu***** hasn't been around much for the past two days,

 

I went to pet him on the bed and he scratched me. That did not go over very well. :madra: Perfect example of why I call him Sh**head. :P

 

Just wondered if you unintentionally disturbed him while he was cleaning himself..?

 

No,

 

But even if I did he can kiss my a**! :LOL: He is in the office sleeping.

 

Okay, it was just a thought. Maybe something bugged him and you ended up with a claw somewhere. He would'nt've done it intentionally - he loves you. :wub:

 

You'd have more chance of a claw in your booty than him snogging it..! :P

 

He is is just an a**hole! :LOL:

 

Love the guy but you just never know with him. :wacko:

 

*picks kitty up and wanders up and down, giving him a :mwah: atop his head*

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How can such a small creature take up so much room on my bed!!?? :pussy:

When cats are stretched out, from nose to tail, and all four paws likewise, and they kind of roll over a little with their heads tilted to look at you... well.., bang goes the bed, cos no one stands a chance, as they won't budge.

 

Sh**head takes up room but I just kick his a** out of the way. :D

 

Not his bottom! :o

 

What ever it takes. :LOL:

 

When I get under the covers I need my leg room. Usually he will just move to the side.

 

What a cat..! :cool:

 

The little fu***** hasn't been around much for the past two days,

 

I went to pet him on the bed and he scratched me. That did not go over very well. :madra: Perfect example of why I call him Sh**head. :P

 

Just wondered if you unintentionally disturbed him while he was cleaning himself..?

 

No,

 

But even if I did he can kiss my a**! :LOL: He is in the office sleeping.

 

Okay, it was just a thought. Maybe something bugged him and you ended up with a claw somewhere. He would'nt've done it intentionally - he loves you. :wub:

 

You'd have more chance of a claw in your booty than him snogging it..! :P

 

He is is just an a**hole! :LOL:

 

Love the guy but you just never know with him. :wacko:

 

*picks kitty up and wanders up and down, giving him a :mwah: atop his head*

 

 

I know he feels bad,

 

But very stubborn.

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How can such a small creature take up so much room on my bed!!?? :pussy:

When cats are stretched out, from nose to tail, and all four paws likewise, and they kind of roll over a little with their heads tilted to look at you... well.., bang goes the bed, cos no one stands a chance, as they won't budge.

 

Sh**head takes up room but I just kick his a** out of the way. :D

 

Not his bottom! :o

 

What ever it takes. :LOL:

 

When I get under the covers I need my leg room. Usually he will just move to the side.

 

What a cat..! :cool:

 

The little fu***** hasn't been around much for the past two days,

 

I went to pet him on the bed and he scratched me. That did not go over very well. :madra: Perfect example of why I call him Sh**head. :P

 

Just wondered if you unintentionally disturbed him while he was cleaning himself..?

 

No,

 

But even if I did he can kiss my a**! :LOL: He is in the office sleeping.

 

Okay, it was just a thought. Maybe something bugged him and you ended up with a claw somewhere. He would'nt've done it intentionally - he loves you. :wub:

 

You'd have more chance of a claw in your booty than him snogging it..! :P

 

He is is just an a**hole! :LOL:

 

Love the guy but you just never know with him. :wacko:

 

*picks kitty up and wanders up and down, giving him a :mwah: atop his head*

 

 

I know he feels bad,

 

But very stubborn.

 

Cats are...

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How can such a small creature take up so much room on my bed!!?? :pussy:

When cats are stretched out, from nose to tail, and all four paws likewise, and they kind of roll over a little with their heads tilted to look at you... well.., bang goes the bed, cos no one stands a chance, as they won't budge.

 

Sh**head takes up room but I just kick his a** out of the way. :D

 

Not his bottom! :o

 

What ever it takes. :LOL:

 

When I get under the covers I need my leg room. Usually he will just move to the side.

 

What a cat..! :cool:

 

The little fu***** hasn't been around much for the past two days,

 

I went to pet him on the bed and he scratched me. That did not go over very well. :madra: Perfect example of why I call him Sh**head. :P

 

Just wondered if you unintentionally disturbed him while he was cleaning himself..?

 

No,

 

But even if I did he can kiss my a**! :LOL: He is in the office sleeping.

 

Okay, it was just a thought. Maybe something bugged him and you ended up with a claw somewhere. He would'nt've done it intentionally - he loves you. :wub:

 

You'd have more chance of a claw in your booty than him snogging it..! :P

 

He is is just an a**hole! :LOL:

 

Love the guy but you just never know with him. :wacko:

 

*picks kitty up and wanders up and down, giving him a :mwah: atop his head*

 

 

I know he feels bad,

 

But very stubborn.

 

Cats are...

 

I just made him leave the office. Now were buddies again. :D

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How can such a small creature take up so much room on my bed!!?? :pussy:

When cats are stretched out, from nose to tail, and all four paws likewise, and they kind of roll over a little with their heads tilted to look at you... well.., bang goes the bed, cos no one stands a chance, as they won't budge.

 

Sh**head takes up room but I just kick his a** out of the way. :D

 

Not his bottom! :o

 

What ever it takes. :LOL:

 

When I get under the covers I need my leg room. Usually he will just move to the side.

 

What a cat..! :cool:

 

The little fu***** hasn't been around much for the past two days,

 

I went to pet him on the bed and he scratched me. That did not go over very well. :madra: Perfect example of why I call him Sh**head. :P

 

Just wondered if you unintentionally disturbed him while he was cleaning himself..?

 

No,

 

But even if I did he can kiss my a**! :LOL: He is in the office sleeping.

 

Okay, it was just a thought. Maybe something bugged him and you ended up with a claw somewhere. He would'nt've done it intentionally - he loves you. :wub:

 

You'd have more chance of a claw in your booty than him snogging it..! :P

 

He is is just an a**hole! :LOL:

 

Love the guy but you just never know with him. :wacko:

 

*picks kitty up and wanders up and down, giving him a :mwah: atop his head*

 

 

I know he feels bad,

 

But very stubborn.

 

Cats are...

 

I just made him leave the office. Now were buddies again. :D

 

Awwwww!! :wub:

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How can such a small creature take up so much room on my bed!!?? :pussy:

When cats are stretched out, from nose to tail, and all four paws likewise, and they kind of roll over a little with their heads tilted to look at you... well.., bang goes the bed, cos no one stands a chance, as they won't budge.

 

Sh**head takes up room but I just kick his a** out of the way. :D

 

Not his bottom! :o

 

What ever it takes. :LOL:

 

When I get under the covers I need my leg room. Usually he will just move to the side.

 

What a cat..! :cool:

 

The little fu***** hasn't been around much for the past two days,

 

I went to pet him on the bed and he scratched me. That did not go over very well. :madra: Perfect example of why I call him Sh**head. :P

 

Just wondered if you unintentionally disturbed him while he was cleaning himself..?

 

No,

 

But even if I did he can kiss my a**! :LOL: He is in the office sleeping.

 

Okay, it was just a thought. Maybe something bugged him and you ended up with a claw somewhere. He would'nt've done it intentionally - he loves you. :wub:

 

You'd have more chance of a claw in your booty than him snogging it..! :P

 

He is is just an a**hole! :LOL:

 

Love the guy but you just never know with him. :wacko:

 

*picks kitty up and wanders up and down, giving him a :mwah: atop his head*

 

 

I know he feels bad,

 

But very stubborn.

 

Cats are...

 

I just made him leave the office. Now were buddies again. :D

 

Awwwww!! :wub:

 

He is no where to be found today. :pussy:

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Sh**head got in to a nasty fight today,

 

It wasn't pretty. :LOL:

 

Is he alright? :hug2:

 

Oh yeah,

 

The other cat was on top of the fence and that did not go over well with Lucky. He jumped up on the fence and the battle was on. :LOL: Last night he was out patrolling the area. :P

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Sh**head got in to a nasty fight today,

 

It wasn't pretty. :LOL:

 

Is he alright? :hug2:

 

Oh yeah,

 

The other cat was on top of the fence and that did not go over well with Lucky. He jumped up on the fence and the battle was on. :LOL: Last night he was out patrolling the area. :P

 

Your kitty was defending his territory. Did he box the other cat's ears? :)

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Sh**head got in to a nasty fight today,

 

It wasn't pretty. :LOL:

 

Is he alright? :hug2:

 

Oh yeah,

 

The other cat was on top of the fence and that did not go over well with Lucky. He jumped up on the fence and the battle was on. :LOL: Last night he was out patrolling the area. :P

 

Your kitty was defending his territory. Did he box the other cat's ears? :)

 

I am sure it was worse than that,

 

I threw a rock at them and it was an all out war behind the fence. :D

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