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Caddyshack

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Blue Brothers

The Hangover

 

And the greatest quotable movie of all time....

Airplane!

 

No surprise there. Oh stewardess, I speak jive. laugh.gif

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QUOTE (MMCXII @ Oct 30 2010, 07:27 AM)
QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Oct 29 2010, 02:06 AM)
Definitely Airplane!

Roger Roger, What's your vector Victor? do we have clearance Clarence?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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IMO, this movie is the most quotable movie of all time and nothing else even comes close. Just looking at this scene you can qoute the lines.

 

King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!

King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!

Black Knight: No, it isn't!

King Arthur: Well, what's that then?

King Arthur: I've had worse.

King Arthur: You liar!

Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!

 

 

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail027.jpg

Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?

Peasant 1: Burn them.

Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?

Peasant 1: More witches.

Peasant 2: Wood.

Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?

Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?

Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.

Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?

Peasant 1: Oh yeah.

Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?

Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!

Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?

Peasant 1: Bread.

Peasant 2: Apples.

Peasant 3: Very small rocks.

Peasant 1: Cider.

Peasant 2: Gravy.

Peasant 3: Cherries.

Peasant 1: Mud.

Peasant 2: Churches.

Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!

King Arthur: A Duck.

Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...

Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.

Sir Bedevere: And therefore...

Peasant 2: ...A witch!

 

 

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The Rivers Edge

Serenity

Monty Python

Office Space (I live that movie)

Star Wars all of em

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QUOTE (rushgoober @ Nov 12 2010, 10:22 AM)
QUOTE (HowItIs @ Nov 12 2010, 05:07 AM)
Airplane! (as most of us acknowledge)g.  laugh.gif

Airplane???

 

Surely you must be joking.

I never joke. And dont call me Shirley.

 

 

THE BREAKFAST CLUB

THE PRINCESS BRIDE

BLAZING SADDLES

STAR WARS

AIRPLANE

 

 

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Mine are...and not necessarily in this order...

 

Airplane! - "shiiiiiit [golly]"

Caddyshack - "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - "It's just a flesh wound!"

Animal House - "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"

Smokey and the Bandit - Sherriff Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, NO way that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

 

Jackie Gleason was hilarious as Sherriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit yes.gif

 

 

 

 

 

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