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100 years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, but I got a great pulled over by the cops story

 

Like 2 weeks before we went back to jersey for Jr's wedding, Mrs B and me got in a HUGE fight on a Sunday morning...one of those damned if ya do and if ya don't fights? Can't win, so I storm out the house, and proceed to get on I 77 north and get up to speeds of almost 100mph in my Dodge Ram 1500 pickup. I'm passing cars 5 atta time...including an Akron police cruiser. Apparently she (YES SHE but a female 140lb jackson chameleon or ALIEN cop!!! AAAAGGGGHHHH SCARED me, my 30 yr old catcher's mitt is prettier!) radioed ahead, since they had a ROADBLOCK of 3 cruisers waiting blocking the offramp into downtown!

 

 

no recent insurance card and 100mph = almost $300 in fines...and I can knock

 

POLICE ROADBLOCK off my bucket list!

 

 

Are you a Digital Man (or woman) on an Analog kid?

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Well, I'm not a kid anymore, but I prefer analog to the cold sound of digital. Can I be an Analog Man?

 

Have you ever defecate outdoors?

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only if I'm camping, now urinating is another story.

 

 

 

 

 

which begs the question....

 

 

Ever get lost in a snowstorm or other event.(getting lost counts) and HAVE to go to the bathroom? and none are in sight?

 

What did you do?

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Nope never post bi I do what I gota do when I gota do it http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif .

 

 

 

While on this subject, ever have a wet/lumpy fart? http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif

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A shart? Of course. Who hasn't? I had one during a high school soccer game once. That was terribly inconvenient.

 

 

Are you afraid of flying?

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QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Aug 16 2010, 06:08 PM)
A shart? Of course. Who hasn't? I had one during a high school soccer game once. That was terribly inconvenient.


Are you afraid of flying?

http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif No sharts for me! http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

 

 

No, I am not afraid of flying. I like the window seat http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif

 

 

 

 

 

What is the best concert you ever attended?

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Probably my first Rush concert. Power Windows tour. Simply amazing.

 

 

 

Have you ever flown in a hot air balloon?

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Because the have computers and cell phones they can't stay away from http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif

 

 

 

 

Are you a generally happy person?

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Mal Nar. It's sexy. Everybody has a moment of sexiness in that song.

 

 

 

Have you ever tried to squeeze out the size and shape of toothpaste onto your toothbrush like how you see in those toothpaste commercials?

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With the curled up ends? Nah, but maybe I'll try it tonite http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif

 

 

 

Ever been pinched by the vacuum cleaner attachment hose?

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well 20 times just today http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif

 

Sail boat or power boat

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power boat. but i'm the kind of person who likes to rev my car up to 5000 rpms before shifting, so my opinion is obviously going to be the one that's noisier and makes you go faster http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif

 

ever been in a long-distance relationship?

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