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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members.

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on.

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on.

 

Winning a chicken

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on.

 

Winning a chicken is everyone's dream!

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on.

 

Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on.

 

Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on.

 

Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on.

 

Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns

 

 

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on.

 

Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on.

 

Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on.

 

Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot

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Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries.

 

Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on.

 

Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam

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