sullysue Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 So, prince, formerly known as Phil McCrakin, ran about until he ran about with no more reason to run about. And so he sat down. So, now, in his stay, Alice, Phil's sister with no malice, began to run about and ran about with not a reason to run about, but for the reason to run about that her brother, Phil, presently known as prince, gave her to run about. And, so she presently runs about in prince's and Phil's stay, since they Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 ^^^^^^^^^ uh guys? copy the story as you see it, and add three words to the end and repost it sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 QUOTE (sullysue @ Feb 27 2010, 01:35 AM) So, prince, formerly known as Phil McCrakin, ran about until he ran about with no more reason to run about. And so he sat down. So, now, in his stay, Alice, Phil's sister with no malice, began to run about and ran about with not a reason to run about, but for the reason to run about that her brother, Phil, presently known as prince, gave her to run about. And, so she presently runs about in prince's and Phil's stay, since they That was good! Unfortunately, it doesn't follow the rules of this game. http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif You're supposed to add only three words to the previous post. http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Just saw Bob's post. Yes, naked_wires also added too many words in his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the supreme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored beads of sweat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored beads of sweat. He said, "This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Half-Forgotten Stranger Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored beads of sweat. He said, "This toecheese tastes like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored beads of sweat. He said, "This toecheese tastes like a docker's armpit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored beads of sweat. He said, "This toecheese tastes like a docker's armpit!" "Objection!" said the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored beads of sweat. He said, "This toecheese tastes like a docker's armpit!" "Objection!" said the spleen's lawyer. "Toecheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored beads of sweat. He said, "This toecheese tastes like a docker's armpit!" "Objection!" said the spleen's lawyer. "Toecheese is a delicacy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored beads of sweat. He said, "This toecheese tastes like a docker's armpit!" "Objection!" said the spleen's lawyer. "Toecheese is a delicacy only the rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored beads of sweat. He said, "This toecheese tastes like a docker's armpit!" "Objection!" said the spleen's lawyer. "Toecheese is a delicacy only the rich in Mozambique will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored beads of sweat. He said, "This toecheese tastes like a docker's armpit!" "Objection!" said the spleen's lawyer. "Toecheese is a delicacy only the rich in Mozambique will appreciate. So you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored beads of sweat. He said, "This toecheese tastes like a docker's armpit!" "Objection!" said the spleen's lawyer. "Toecheese is a delicacy only the rich in Mozambique will appreciate. So you want to mambo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Today is the big weasel celebration. Cream of Wheat will be served to the first 500 people dressed in raw meat trousers. We expect there will be more starters as the weasel lovers unite. The big winner will perform a ritual consisting of shaving the testicles of entrant #666. Leftover testicle hair will be promptly given to Maude. The nasal contents of a warthog will be parboiled and then roasted until crispy, then served with fries. Competition will be fierce because the weasel and warthog have been chosen for the size of their members. Each contestant will be recorded and fitted for prosthetic goat horns, and each contestant must run around the judging area with Nixon masks on. Winning a chicken is everyone's dream! Choking a chicken while watching weasels gives immense pleasure for dirty old leprechauns who are known to stutter wildly when eating hot pastrami fritters. Shazam looked around and said, "Henceforth, all stuttering leprechauns shall wear boots made from the finest Malaysian-bred unicorn droppings and glitter". The infected spleen married the leprechaun whose weasel was about 10 inches long. Shazam looked in waxing his weasel, but figured it was easier to throw the weasel to the warthog rather than contaminate the chalice of hot weasel wax. In retaliation, the weasel's brother named his penis Phil McCrackin, the same name as the artist formerly known as Prince By-Tor. This brutal misuse of penis protocol was challenged in the Supreme Court Of Cereal, where the judge boiled a ham and smothered it with curry-flavored beads of sweat. He said, "This toecheese tastes like a docker's armpit!" "Objection!" said the spleen's lawyer. "Toecheese is a delicacy only the rich in Mozambique will appreciate. So you want to mambo with an antelope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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