naturalsciences101 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Joaquin Phoenix is crazier than a phlegmy napkin stuffed with mars bars. About a month ago, Hollwood's darling Joaquin Phoenix flipped his wig on The David Letterman Show, exhibiting 'Signs' of paranoid delusion and other psychiatric maladies. The cause of this strangeness might be because a poisoned toad crossed his headboard at midnight on the 13th. Or, if you're slightly less inclined to superstition, the cause might derive from one of two other sources. Either Joaquin has a latent anxiety problem which is only just surfacing now...Or, the more likely explanation, The Whackster is developing a sizable drug problem. He entered the Letterman set looking like a disgruntled employee at a Hasidic Meth Lab. And, left as the talk of the town. But, the symptoms here are kinda non-descript. Didn't look like the effects of amphetamines, barbituates or opiates. Psychedelics, perhaps? But, then again, symptoms don't usually manifest themselves universally. And, some people are very adept at hiding them. Joaquin didn't even really look 'high' at the time of taping the Letterman joint, but, rather, could have been in a state of total depletion. On the vid, he looks like he's itching to get off stage and use. Looks disheveled and distant. Doesn't want to put up with no one's malarky...Takes one to know one. Then, ya got the bizarro mess which he got hisself into yesterday. The latest kooky rant in the Joaquin Chronicles. He obviously fashions hisself as a rapper now. Yes'sum. He's on stage at a gig last night and a heckler says something which gets under Johnny Cash Jr.'s skin. How does The Whackster react? He plunges hisself into the crowd and goes straight for the punk. Yikes! It's hard to make out what exactly went on down there on the floor. Please, don't let us crap yo' style. You call the play like the papparazzo you are. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/23846039#29658173 What is up with Joaquin? Flipout at LA nightclub. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pflgMxxBPuY Ben Stiller spoofing Joaquin at the Oscars http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/1321739/4579500 Joaquin stars in a withdrawal video *** Joaquin is obviously losing his mabbles. Some truths we hold to be self-evident. This one is one of those truths. So, the game here is that if and when you reply to this particular thread, you must begin your post with the following sentence structure: That Joaquin is crazier/loonier/whackier/stranger than a ______________. And, then you add your crafty little anecdote. Go for it. It's all you. It's fun, low-calorie, and there will be a ceremony and awards banquet at the end of the contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 As whacky as he may be, his antics will only heighten his celebrity. Any publicity is good publicity......down in that dog & pony show we all know as Hollywood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbarlint Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Mar 12 2009, 05:45 PM)As whacky as he may be, his antics will only heighten his celebrity. Any publicity is good publicity......down in that dog & pony show we all know as Hollywood. Sad, but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Sphinc-Tor Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 awesome use of phlegm!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naturalsciences101 Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 QUOTE (Prince Sphinc-Tor @ Mar 12 2009, 08:04 PM) awesome use of phlegm!!!!!! where's your contribution? You have to begin your post with the phrase - - Joaqauin Phoenix is crazier than____________________. Try it out. It's good, clean, American fun for ages 8 to adult. I'll give ya an example: Joaquin Pheonix is crazier than a rotisserie chicken arguing with a box of turnips who will ride shotgun in a '76 Gremlin driven by Fred Willard... And, that's nuckin' futs, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Sphinc-Tor Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Joaquin Pheonix is crazier than a shit house rat, smoking PCP, while wearing a cock ring, and stroking himself to Miss Sept, 1964 in a port-olet which hasn't been cleaned since July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naturalsciences101 Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 QUOTE (Prince Sphinc-Tor @ Mar 12 2009, 08:38 PM) Joaquin Pheonix is crazier than a shit house rat, smoking PCP, while wearing a cock ring, and stroking himself to Miss Sept, 1964 in a port-olet which hasn't been cleaned since July. ahahahaha. The portatoilet and the cackring did it for me. But, it should be, ....flaunting a cackring....Like, he's wearing front-less, back-less chaps and he's flapping it up and down 'cause he's proud. Jaoquin Phoenix is loonier than two cucumber spears dancin' a Irish Jig in a tub of Aunt Mindy's sour cream. One of the cukes with child-onset Halitosis and the other with mild-to-severe OCD...and a mild cuke phobia. So, there's a degree of self-loathing going on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisibleairwaves Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Joaquin Pheonix is crazier than a naturalsciences101 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Joaquin is rick rolling us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naturalsciences101 Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 That Joaquin Pheonix is loonier than a vat of split turd soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 QUOTE (invisibleairwaves @ Mar 13 2009, 02:48 AM) Joaquin Pheonix is crazier than a naturalsciences101 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy85 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Joaquin is playing with a deck of 48... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naturalsciences101 Posted March 14, 2009 Author Share Posted March 14, 2009 Dat Whackeen feller is as unbalanced as a limpin' lumberin' latitudinally challenged, three legged dawgie. Dig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vital signz Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Whackeen Feenix iz krazier dan an angree midgit gnawing the ankels of a 75 year olde nun in a convent shower stall where there iz a sign sayin above the sprinklerz "No Angree Midgitz Allowed in Heere!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaoi_myantidrug Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 QUOTE (invisibleairwaves @ Mar 13 2009, 01:48 AM) Joaquin Pheonix is crazier than a naturalsciences101 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naturalsciences101 Posted March 14, 2009 Author Share Posted March 14, 2009 QUOTE (vital signz @ Mar 14 2009, 12:00 AM) Whackeen Feenix iz krazier dan an angree midgit gnawing the ankels of a 75 year olde nun in a convent shower stall where there iz a sign sayin above the sprinklerz "No Angree Midgitz Allowed in Heere!" And, that, my friend, is just tied with the kinda deep-dish crazee comin' outta that yankee whackadoodle, natscience101. I think they dang siblings, him and that Whackeen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naturalsciences101 Posted March 14, 2009 Author Share Posted March 14, 2009 You see that Whackeen boy on the dang television the other night, tryin' to make out like he just a normal, god-fearin' Southern Baptist boy? I tell ya, Millie, boy's plum pickin' crazy. He dang sho' is. How crazy izee, Doris? Dang, that Whackeen character is crazier than a mushy beaver turd rolled around in corn cockle and sassafras and served up sizzlin' hot on a bed o' beans, bung beetles and buttery bisquits. And, the guy servin' it all up to ya has molestored the dang beaver before he gone and done his dirty business right there on the grill...That's crazy alright...Yep, dat boy is gone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian Hunter Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 That Joaquin is crazier/loonier/whackier/stranger than a morris dancer. Anyway, word is it might be a complete hoax. Beards don't make you crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naturalsciences101 Posted March 14, 2009 Author Share Posted March 14, 2009 This Phoenix kid is nuttier than a loaf of oxygenized (white) Smurf Poo been rolled around in the noon day sun with C batteries and half sour pickles, in effect causing such a chemical reaction as is necessary to embue the poo with a nutty flavor and scent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy85 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Joking Phoenix. Wacky Peanuts. Smoking Kleenex. Walking Beesnest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Mar 13 2009, 02:19 PM) Joaquin is rick rolling us. I have to think all this stuff he's doing is a publicity stunt or even actual material for an upcoming movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naturalsciences101 Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 That Phoenix kid is loonier than a wartime alottment of Spam. Isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naturalsciences101 Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 That JP is more daft that the combined recommend daily allowance for radial tires and nerve gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naturalsciences101 Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 That Jock-u-een Pheenackle punk pulls more zany stunts than a Menendez Brother on Father's Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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